Emily to Gremily

A Gremlin Quiz with a Little Sparkle Sparkle

Emily Hogan

Raise your Aperol Spritz to the return of our fan-favorite guest as we celebrate Leo season in spectacular fashion! This episode takes you on a rollercoaster ride through the chaotic minds of two Leos manifesting their wildest dreams for the upcoming year.

Journey with us through the bizarre corners of TikTok as we dissect the newest viral sensations from a woman in love with her therapist to the mysterious ice cream truck disappearances that might keep you up at night.

The conversation takes an unexpected turn when we explore a personal conspiracy theory that one of us might not have been born at all, but created in a government experiment. With questionable baby photos and a lifelong feeling of otherworldliness, could there be something to this outlandish idea? Or is it just classic Leo dramatics?

But nothing prepares us for what happens when we take what we believe is a fun "gremlin quiz" that turns out to be a comprehensive psychological evaluation. Our results, the "petty poltergeist" and the "glitter bomb" deliver uncomfortably accurate assessments of our personalities, leading to equal parts hilarity and existential crisis as we come to terms with our "sparkles" (aka clinical diagnoses).

Whether you're celebrating your own Leo season birthday, curious about accidental psychological evaluations, or just enjoy listening to two friends navigate the chaos of adult life, this episode delivers laughs, insights, and the perfect excuse to pour yourself a drink and join the party.

Like, subscribe, share, and follow @emilytogremilypod on Instagram and TikTok and watch on YouTube to help make our birthday manifestations come true! Who knows, next year we might be hosting our live tour, and you could be there to witness the gremlin transformation in person.

Speaker 1:

all right, jay's back, I'm back, she's back return of the jack you are now officially the most reoccurring guest on this show.

Speaker 2:

Look out triple threat, not triple threat, that's not what I meant. Hat trick is what I meant to say, but also a triple threat.

Speaker 1:

Singer, dancer, actor I'm back with round three, round three, and today we have aperol spritz, which neither of us have ever had before, which is crazy that there is something in the world we have never tried in our old age now.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, you're younger than me, but you know, and it's also perfectly colored for the life of a showgirl.

Speaker 1:

Yes, taylor Swift's new album. We'll talk about that in a minute.

Speaker 2:

Yes, Cheers to Taylor.

Speaker 1:

Cheers to our birthday.

Speaker 2:

Cheers to Leo. Season Cheers to me being back.

Speaker 1:

Thanks for having me.

Speaker 2:

I love it and I must say I like an Aperol Spritz. I've never had it and I do enjoy it. It's refreshing, af, and Stassi Schroeder always makes them look delicious, and that's the thing.

Speaker 1:

We think if she liked it we would like it. Yeah, but I did get worried for a second, like oh no, what if we hate it? I'm going to have to go to the liquor store and like improvise.

Speaker 2:

But we like it.

Speaker 1:

We like it. We'll be chugging it, We'll be getting yeah, it's refreshing a little turnt on it because we we're celebrating this weekend.

Speaker 2:

Yes we're celebrating. It's a weekend of celebration, celebration, celebration. I don't know how to say that. I don't know Whatever. Anyways, we're turning up, we're celebrating it's Leo season. It was just your birthday, yep. Happy birthday, why? Thank you?

Speaker 1:

And it's about to be mine. Yeah, this is the kickoff of your birthday weekend. We're having Aperol spritzes and recording today. Yes, tomorrow we're going to go hard and go out. We'll talk about that more in a minute, and yeah, but I do want to circle back.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

We talked about TikTok.

Speaker 2:

Not the last episode. You were on the very first episode, our streak, yeah, our tiktok streak.

Speaker 1:

What are we?

Speaker 2:

at. We are at 442 days. Uh, oh, my god. That's an amazing quote. I mean clip um we are at day 442.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so day 40 I don't know if people should be impressed or no be impressed that we have no life. Yeah.

Speaker 2:

For 442 days yeah.

Speaker 1:

Last time you checked in with us it was at 394.

Speaker 2:

I believe so, and still no life.

Speaker 1:

Woohoo.

Speaker 2:

There we go, but Still going strong.

Speaker 1:

Let's talk about what's been trending on TikTok right now Our current saves.

Speaker 2:

Did we talk about?

Speaker 1:

What did we?

Speaker 2:

talk about? What did we talk about less? Well, last time we talked about um jet to holiday and that bitch joan oh yeah, so that's off the trend now.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, was she their past.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, no, um, current tiktok trend is kendra the psycho who fell in love with her psychiatrist. Yeah, so I didn't watch the full thing because I don't I didn't either, because, because I'm super busy yeah, if you could believe it.

Speaker 1:

I didn't have the time to watch the entire thing. Yeah, exactly, but she's insane. I, like you, talk about people like having crazy eyes. Oh yeah, and she like her, like the way her eyes just like Look glimmer, not glimmer that sounds too nice.

Speaker 2:

The way they fucking protrude and the way they like stare into your soul is creepy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she's scary. So for those who don't know what we're talking about, there's this woman on TikTok who made this I don't know 20 plus part series about how.

Speaker 2:

That right there.

Speaker 1:

She fell in love with her psychiatrist.

Speaker 2:

Her human psychiatrist, but she also had two AI robot psychiatrists.

Speaker 1:

Well, not AI robot, AI she has, so she had here. Let's start from the beginning. She fell in love with her psychiatrist human, human, a man, I don't know what state she lives in, so but they did, and people of the sleuths of TikTok found the psychiatrist. She fell in love with him, but then she starts talking about how he was like her abuser, almost, and she was victimized by him and that he was like manipulating her and using her.

Speaker 1:

It became this whole thing. But at the same time she retracted that and then said but she's in love with him and she would picture them getting married. And then one time she went into a session and she told him that she had this sex dream about him and that he got very uncomfortable. But then he just laughed it off and then there was a professional. Correct. And then there is another time, because she went and saw him every single month, which ma'am you should have been going more than once.

Speaker 2:

Mind you, it was only on Zoom and it was only for 30 minutes, so the total time she spent with the man on Zoom was six hours out of a year.

Speaker 1:

But then she ended up going to visit him in his office.

Speaker 2:

One time.

Speaker 1:

Yeah. And then he said at the end of the session see you next month, like you know, following up. The usual appointment time, so she took it as they were having a date next month. Yeah, and it just blossomed into this delusions yeah, this freak show yeah, I don't. I'm trying to use my words kindly here no, don't be kind, she's a fucking psycho.

Speaker 2:

well, I'm kind of afraid of her to. To be quite honest, I mean real crazy Recognize, real crazy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she's real crazy. But you don't live with me so I have no protection. What if she comes after me? You have a built-in security guard.

Speaker 2:

Boyfriend, you don't use your free will enough. Boyfriend, I would be starting fights with everyone, but no, yeah, no, kendra, yeah, no, I hope she never finds it. I mean, she's just a nut job. She's crazy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you can't tell if it's performative or not, but I don't think it is just like if you look at her eyeballs yeah. So when she started doing this series, then she started making all these lives TikTok live streams.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, not started making all these lives. Tiktok live streams, not like making people's lives.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, yeah and she started talking to her chat GPT robot named Henry. Her delusions got so bad that Henry ghosted her. The fucking robot dips out on her, her AI robot ghosted her, so she dumped him. No, he dumped her, correct, yeah. And she went with Claude. Now she has Claude. Oh, I call him Claude. She calls him Claude or no, she calls her Claude. It's a woman.

Speaker 2:

Oh yeah, it is Well yeah. So now she's talking to Claude and Claude is now calling her, calling Kendra the oracle, meaning she's giving her godlike status and Kendra is just like eating it up and feeding her delusions and the robot's telling her to go for it, with her psychiatrist feeding her delusions, like go for it, he loves you, he's so in love. Like like hyping her up. Her mom is also not helping. Kendra's a real life mom.

Speaker 1:

Right.

Speaker 2:

Because there was also a weird thing where kendra thought travis kelsey was in love with her yes, and then when, uh taylor, swift started? Dating travis kelsey, kendra, claims her mom came to her and said how are you dealing? Are you okay with him dating her? As if that was.

Speaker 2:

Anyways, there's so much there's a lot going on yeah, and then she was like it's okay, if he's gonna date anyone I have, it has to be my queen taylor. I don't love that. She's a lot going on. Yeah, and then she was like it's okay, if he's gonna date anyone I, it has to be my queen taylor. I don't love that. She's a swifty. It's really making like fandom look bad. But she also didn't know all the words to all too well 10 minute version, so she's not a real swifty it's, it seems, performative in that aspect yeah, but all's to say she's a psycho.

Speaker 1:

But someone did so. The sleuths found her psychiatrist yeah and she said that she was going to him for, like I don't know, her ocd or adhd or whatever turns out, he specializes in schizophrenia. Oh which, then, because you kind of got to wonder like why did he put up with so much from her? And he was just trying to help her.

Speaker 2:

He was the professional that she hired to be. A professional was being professional with her and she got mad and she got mad being a professional because he wasn't falling in love with her. And then when they met in person he she like hugged him or something and he like patted her on the back and then she was so offended it was like all he did was tap me on the back, like, yeah, because he's professional psychiatrist, you psycho, yeah.

Speaker 1:

So anyways that's one part of TikTok. Basically, what she's doing is she's helping him build a case against her with all these live streams all these videos she's posting.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, she's nutty cuckoo and that's one part of TikTok. I'm also on Bama Rush TikTok.

Speaker 1:

Or not? Bama Rush, just Rush Talk. You're obsessed with, like sororities, sorority Rush Talk You're obsessed with like sorority, sorority Rush Talk.

Speaker 2:

I've never been a sorority, nor will I ever be in a sorority.

Speaker 1:

Well, obviously that ship sailed. Yeah, I was going to say that I never would. The time has passed.

Speaker 2:

I mean, I like considered it when I first did undergrad and then they told me I'd be up for Rush at like 7 am to 7 pm. That was your, that was strike one, it was all weekend strike one. And then they said you have to wear like dresses and heels to all the house and interviews.

Speaker 2:

That was like strike two. And then this girl who I was friends with like five minutes before she joined the sorority, my freshman year of college undergrad at cal state, florida, and she was like, yeah, and the one I want to go to and I'm not going to name the name, it was shade to them but, um, she was like they wear pink and pearls and they don't clap, they snap. And I was like, oh, I'm, it's a strike. Oh, and then yeah, strikes three. And then, if that wasn't enough, you have to pay to be in it. Yeah, you do a lot of like your dues or your no fees, not dues. Well, you have to pay your dues and your fees but yeah, I was like oh, I don't, I don't think this is for me.

Speaker 1:

It's organized yeah, I don't, I don't, I couldn't see myself being in another shade to it.

Speaker 2:

No, in another world.

Speaker 1:

We're sorority presidents that oh, like, and we're so into it. But like, yeah, in a parallel universe, yeah we are still.

Speaker 2:

We run that shit. Yeah, and I'm also on dallas cowboys, yeah, yeah we're regina georgine.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, fucking sorority. Yeah, exactly, and we hate each other because we are competing, but we're both. Oh, I thought we were teammates, okay. Oh no, I thought we were gonna.

Speaker 2:

We're Regina Georgine, that fucking sorority yeah, exactly, and we hate each other because we are in competing sororities, but we're both. Oh, I thought we were teammates. Okay, oh no, I thought we were going to be competing.

Speaker 1:

Fuck you, fuck you and your sorority yeah well, well, I figured, if we're friends in this universe, we're going to be enemies in another one.

Speaker 2:

I thought we would be together, unless you want to be enemies with me, which I wouldn't recommend.

Speaker 1:

Maybe in the you haven't met sorority, neither of you bitch, you don't know what I'm capable of.

Speaker 2:

You think?

Speaker 1:

this. No, oh also. Okay, I can't, we can't really talk about too much because we don't know enough, but you sent it to me this morning oh yeah, ice cream truck yeah, I went on a weird rabbit hole disappearances? In what virginia?

Speaker 2:

and then another girl posted in. Well, it started with that girl. I want to say missouri, honestly, any of those do they all blend for you? Yeah, it could be any, any state in the midwest? Um, she posted a video like that. All that she saw an ice cream truck go by and it was like nine o'clock at night.

Speaker 1:

She posted the video, which is an odd time for an ice cream truck. Also that music is creepy as hell, and then especially in the dark yeah.

Speaker 2:

So then I clicked this tiktok search bar and there was like virginia disappearances and like apparently these ice cream trucks have been going around and like there's like 80 plus kids missing, yeah, in virginia and beyond.

Speaker 1:

I don't know too much about it, rabbit hole it too much. She thinks it's a serial killer.

Speaker 2:

No, oh, you don't no, I just think it's like some child trafficking ring or something crazy. Because then and then I read a comment where this girl, like she had like a premonition dream and she was like it was the same time around 9 40 pm and she was like a little kid and she heard the ice cream truck, so she wanted to go get a snack and then she usually bought from this ice cream truck all the time, and then when she looked up it wasn't the same one, but she wanted a snack still, and so she got in and there was a bunch of kids in the van and blah, blah, and then, like people like you, I think you predicted the future and she was like, I know, I think so too, so I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 1:

Okay, how about this? You think it's human, I think it's supernatural I think that's a portal to hell. I think that's a demon. That sounds like the next Conjuring movie. But anyway, so I'll make sure to post the videos on Instagram stories and then you'll find it under episode 18. I think we're on 18. But yeah, you'll see it. So if you want to check out Kendra's crazy ass, or if you want to, check out.

Speaker 2:

I wouldn't post Kendra.

Speaker 1:

honestly, I think I'll just post, maybe like a picture, so people could see the crazy eyes, um, and then I'll post the ice cream virginia yeah, we got to look more into that, yeah we don't know too much. I just wanted to mention it, um, but I'll make sure to post it so you guys can take a peek and get creeped out yeah, I think that's basically been the gist of our t journeys.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the trends right now going on, I think the only one. The other ones that are just infiltrating my feed are weddings and proposals and people living my dreams, yeah, and then also those sad ones of those girls going to college, the college drop off and their moms leaving.

Speaker 1:

Oh, and it's the bing bong. Yeah, fucking, I don't want to talk about that. We did it.

Speaker 2:

We did fucking, I don't want to talk about that.

Speaker 1:

We did it. We did it. Yeah, the world, I'm gonna cry right now. Yeah, I haven't cried today yet, so I'm probably due, but let's not, it's early you're like it's early in the day and we're on our first drink. You'll cry eventually.

Speaker 2:

Don't worry about it we'll get gremlin gremlin soon. Just kidding.

Speaker 1:

No, we're not jinxing that we need this episode out, and I ate today, so five, six, seven, eight, so we're off to a good start and I feel okay right now yeah okay, good, okay, let's talk about um leo season yes, it's the best season of the year season of the year. So my birthday passed. We already talked about that and what a train wreck that episode was.

Speaker 2:

Um, let's talk about your birthday well, it hasn't happened yet, no, but I'm excited we're going. I actually planned something for once, because usually well hold on.

Speaker 1:

I think we should talk about the planning process oh, because it was a process. Indeed, do we want to talk about it? Well, I think we plan like a freaking she. She planned like five different birthdays for herself because she couldn't decide on where she wanted to go, and what she wanted to do.

Speaker 2:

I'm indecisive as hell and I still don't have a set plan.

Speaker 1:

I just have one reservation I mean, I think that's a good jump. All we needed was a jump up. It's more than I've ever done in planning. She sent me a bunch of options, a bunch of options. I was like, oh, that looks fun, oh, we should. Ok, if we go here, we can do this, if we do this, blah, blah, blah, blah blah, I'm being very helpful. I'm being the supportive friend, because you know that's just me Hyping me up.

Speaker 2:

Hyping my weird ideas up, and so then, we're like. Ok, yeah, we'll do this. God, it's honestly that's how my brain is too, but then I like so because I'm searching for, like restaurants on tiktok, the algorithm keeps feeding me more, more places and I'm like, oh shit, this one looks cool. Oh wait, but I like the aesthetic here but like the vibe here and then I really like this one place but like it seemed complicated. Also it was in santa monica and randomly I have this weird beef with santa monica um I don't know what that's about.

Speaker 2:

I don don't know, honestly, and I'm celebrating the three birthdays and I was like you know what I really don't want to celebrate in Santa Monica.

Speaker 1:

Right, which is fine. So basically, I told her you need to pick a place by Wednesday because that way you can get a reservation, yeah, and then we can know what we're doing, because I'm that person I need you can't do last minute plans with me. I need two to three business days to mentally prepare where I'm going to go, my outfit, my mood, my makeup, my lifestyle.

Speaker 2:

See, and I'm the opposite, where I'm like I don't know how I'm going to be feeling that day, so I don't know what the fuck I'm going to see.

Speaker 1:

If you if I do a last minute, see and that's why you know what we'll get into that more later with the test we're going to talk about, but the way my mind works, I need to know everything that's going on. I hate surprise parties. I would love to be a part of one.

Speaker 2:

No, don't do it Flash mobs, magicians, surprise parties no, I hate a flash mob.

Speaker 1:

But I wouldn't want to be surprised. I don't like surprises because I like to know everything that's going on. I like to be in control. I like to.

Speaker 2:

But what about what if you get proposed to? You want to know.

Speaker 1:

No, okay, fine, I'll do like that can be the surprise of my life.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, but like a surprise party would be fun if you didn't know about it and it was planned right.

Speaker 1:

If it was like well, yeah, I was like dressed well, I got my nails done. You gotta make sure I'm in a good mood that day like you better hype me.

Speaker 2:

Well, that's on you, but the rest is doable. I've always wanted a surprise party, but no one's ever planned me one. And then I'm always like, oh, maybe this year someone planned me a surprise party, and then nope, nothing. And then I just don't do anything for my birthday because I'm like, well, I guess no one planned me a surprise party, nobody loves me, I was supposed to plan a party. And then, yeah, I'm also like I don't know what I want to do that day, and then I don't plan anything.

Speaker 1:

And then the day of, I'm like oh man, I'm sad and I'm like no one loves me no one's celebrating my birthday.

Speaker 2:

It's like it's your own fault, you idiot. You didn't plan anything, yeah, but this year we're planned yeah, I plan. I made a reservation, that's's on growth.

Speaker 1:

She's growing up.

Speaker 2:

I'm turning 33.

Speaker 1:

I made my own reservation. Yeah, we're going to the Arden in West Hollywood. We haven't been there, but you said one of your friends has been.

Speaker 2:

One of my friends has been. She loved it. She loved it. We saw it on TikTok.

Speaker 1:

In our deluded brains, we think we're going to go there and make really cute influencer TikTok content, when in reality we're probably gonna get maybe one blurry picture, one blurry picture. We're gonna think we took great videos and it's gonna be us looking like messes, like hey look at this, or if we even record a video yeah, you know what like if I even pull my phone out, but yeah it'll be out in my hand, but I'm, I'm planning on bringing one of those little clip-on ring lights.

Speaker 1:

Okay, cool. So that way, if we do decide to make content, it'll look good. So stay tuned to see if you guys see pictures, videos.

Speaker 2:

If we make content, we'll post it on the Instagram, hopefully and if you don't see it on the Instagram, then we didn't make content we suck as influencers, but that's nothing new.

Speaker 1:

No, it's not. That's not new. Um, I feel like you know what, maybe to celebrate.

Speaker 2:

I feel like we should chug this and then have more, okay, so I don't know.

Speaker 1:

It seems like a fun I have a lot more than you do. Every time we we film, you always chug your drink Alcoholism. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2:

Sorry for partying. All right cheers. I think you're just scarred from the first time, so you're very careful. Oh yeah, no, I'm terrified that.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to fall asleep in the chair, Okay. So yeah, I keep looking at my notes and then I Am not Taking in the information. You are Shut up. You are now Technically officially Done with school, Even though she walked in May. I walked in May. She still had one class left. Yeah, so last time you saw me, yeah.

Speaker 2:

Well, no, last time you saw me I was like in the middle of my second to last class. Yes, last time I, yesterday, was my very last class and then I still have to submit my final. But it's done, yeah, it's just submitting. Yeah, it's like the thing is locked. So monday I submit it and then, yeah, that's that. On that, then I'll get my degree, master of science, degree in digital media management and you get your diploma?

Speaker 1:

yeah, and then now you can plan a graduation party yes, that's in the works.

Speaker 2:

Actually it's already been planned and it's crazy because it comes out. It comes out, it's the day after taylor's album comes out. So there you go, maybe I'll see. Yeah, I know, right like hello me and taylor and my capstone project was on taylor swift yeah, well it wasn't on her, I was like, anyways, that's not that important, that's not important, I'm done with school is what's important.

Speaker 1:

She's done with school. Her birthday's on Sunday. We're celebrating today and tomorrow and turn up.

Speaker 2:

Life is good. Yeah, hashtag. Everything's happening. Shut up, oh my god.

Speaker 1:

Okay, cheers, we're back.

Speaker 2:

We had to refill because that shit tasted crazy.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, the Aperol was all at the bottom because that shit tasted crazy.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, the Aperol was all at the bottom. The Aperol was Aperol-ing hard.

Speaker 1:

It messed us up, so we added some more Prosecco to it. Yay, it tastes so much better. Yeah, let's keep it moving. Yeah, all right. So I wanted to end out our birthday discussion with what do we want to manifest for ourselves?

Speaker 2:

for this year.

Speaker 1:

I'm 32,. You're going to be 33. So what are we manifesting for this year?

Speaker 2:

I want a car.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Money, fame, glamour, success. Okay well, hold on.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, me too. You're like asking a genie I want a million wishes. Well, I mean, I'm manifesting, so anything really?

Speaker 2:

Be specific. Okay, I want a nice wishes.

Speaker 1:

Well, I mean I'm manifesting, so anything really specific. Okay, um, I want a nice car.

Speaker 2:

Okay, I actually want a mini, I want a mini cooper, but honestly, I just want a car, a mini cooper yeah like an all black mini cooper or a g wagon, but I don't have 100 grand so I'm gonna start with.

Speaker 2:

But hold on, what if you did then a g wagon, matte black, so manifesting that eventually, but for now we'll start with the main yeah, I'll get a mini cooper because I can't really, I don't really want those payments and I'm gonna manifest a good job that I like because I'm out of school now so I need to get a job. My dad was like all right, next week resumes.

Speaker 1:

I was like chill okay, I'm like, I admitted my final, yet like calm down.

Speaker 2:

I still have like a certification exam to take.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, you do, that's not part of my degree, but yeah that's separate, but like, still, like chill, I gotta study for that and then we'll worry about yeah, no manifesting a job um that you love and that gives you the honestly just a job that pays a lot oh, we don't have to love it I mean I don't care, I just want a lot of money right now.

Speaker 2:

Okay, but I would like to love it. I mean, I guess, since we're manifesting yeah, I don't know why I'm manifesting negativity here Let me start over.

Speaker 1:

You want to restart?

Speaker 2:

the segment no, let me restart Universe, that doesn't count. Okay, okay, let okay, okay, let me take a sip, okay manifesting a job that I love, that pays very well, financial, financial freedom and stability. Perfect, a black mini cooper, okay, with all black interior, all black everything'm. I didn't mean bluetooth, I meant carplay because, um, yeah, some models have bluetooth only and some have carplay. You want to make sure the one I manifest has carplay? Okay, instead, be specific, okay, um, I'm just laughing at the bluetooth that was amazing um I'd like to manifest, you know, love, okay, money, okay, lots of money.

Speaker 2:

I keep just going back to money.

Speaker 1:

Yeah.

Speaker 2:

My own apartment. I guess you know I want to move out. Yeah, manifesting that I need to get that.

Speaker 1:

You know what I think, what I want to? Yeah, I'm impeding on your manifestation. I want you to move out here.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, move out to LA. Yeah, move out of my parents' basement. Just kidding, I live upstairs, but still it feels like it might as well be In your tower upstairs, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So an apartment, voluntary confinement upstairs. An apartment in Los Angeles.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, an apartment in LA.

Speaker 1:

With a black Mini Cooper with CarPlay, not Bluetooth I know CarPlay Lots of monies.

Speaker 2:

And a cool ass job that I love there you go. And yeah.

Speaker 1:

Love Nice, and love and health. No more limerence.

Speaker 2:

Health and wealth and oh yeah, and then obviously Like good mental health, working on that and therapy.

Speaker 1:

So Unlike Kendra.

Speaker 2:

Going down to Every other week now I didn't think that was a good to every other week now, I didn't think that was a good idea Every other week now.

Speaker 1:

All right, I'm going to manifest.

Speaker 2:

What do you want this year?

Speaker 1:

Money, lots and lots of money. Mainly, I want this podcast to become uber successful. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2:

It's going to be.

Speaker 1:

It's going to be. I'm going to get signed to a network.

Speaker 2:

Yes.

Speaker 1:

And make amazing money from it.

Speaker 2:

And brand deals, and.

Speaker 1:

I'm going to get brand deals and advertisements and endorsements and I'm going to be living my best life. Yes, and buying a house.

Speaker 2:

Oh, hell, yeah, I want to buy a house. We're going to make it happen. No, I'm going gonna make it happen, me yapping on here and acting like a fool. Yeah, he's gonna buy me a house. I also need to manifest brand deals.

Speaker 1:

I'm gonna be a huge influencer based on my very minimal content that I put out. I posted a couple clips for the podcast page and I'm I'm like wait why I need a brand out brand deal immediately.

Speaker 2:

Um, I posted like three unboxings already so I'm waiting for the brand deals to roll in any day now um yeah, so that would be great. Yeah, manifesting brand deals. Maybe we'll be like no, not, maybe we're manifesting, we're gonna be like major influencers yeah, content creators, digital creatives and you know just be rolling in.

Speaker 1:

You know what, benjamin? The job that you have is what I'm gonna hire you to be. You're gonna be like my producer yeah which I jokingly call you my producer for this show but I am the producer but yeah I'm gonna be able to. Yeah, you're interning for me because um I have no money I'm just like a free. I would say I'm a freelance producer, but I'm a free producer.

Speaker 2:

So yeah, I'm going to be making so much money because this podcast is going to be so successful and I'm going to be a big time producer.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, you're going to be a producer, and when I get signed to a network, you're going to be signed on as well as a producer.

Speaker 2:

Or it might be my own network that I assign you to who knows? Yeah, we're man. We're just gonna be rich and networking bitch boss. That's why I said money, fame, glamour, success that was wrapped up in a nutshell and you're like no, be specific.

Speaker 1:

Well, because if you can't, just say it because you know you it could be too broad. What if you become famous for like something bad? You have to want to become famous for something good and successful.

Speaker 2:

True, true, true, true, true, okay, you know that genie always likes to yeah sometimes like I make it all wonky. Sometimes I jokingly, like manifest things and I'm like oh, oops, yeah, I did not mean to say that I should jokingly, I'm a billionaire, that's so funny.

Speaker 1:

But like I manifest like the weirdest stuff on accident so yeah, specific being specific, so that's what our manifestations are. We should check back in.

Speaker 2:

We'll do a birthday episode next year.

Speaker 1:

This is going to be our little time capsule.

Speaker 2:

And then next year at this time, when we're in like a huge crazy production studio and we're like whoa Wow we saw the future, yeah that's so, raven. Yeah, this podcast is going to be huge, so big. I'll be producing it. We'll be making millions. We'll be driving G-Wagons in no time, oh yeah. And I guess I want a Chanel bag. Okay yeah, cool, I want to go to Paris and get a Chanel bag. Travel I want to go to a lot of concerts this year too.

Speaker 1:

I would like to travel. Yeah, I want to go to a lot of concerts this year too. I would like to travel. Yeah, I'm mainly. How about this? I'll mainly focus this year on just making the podcast successful. I'll travel. You know the year of 33. Oh, that'll be fine for me. Oh, like the age I thought you meant like in 2033.

Speaker 1:

I was like well, you can go before that, no Wait 10 years, no no whatever but yeah, no, yeah, at the age of 33, then I'll focus on traveling, because I'll just be so rich that you know like yeah who cares if I? You know, take two months off and I'll take the podcast on the road. I'll podcast from Paris.

Speaker 2:

No, we're gonna do a live tour live tour.

Speaker 1:

Emily to Gremlin live yeah, and see what version of me comes out that night and all of you, the audience.

Speaker 2:

Yep, come as gremlins yep, we'll get free shots yeah, we'll, we'll workshop it.

Speaker 1:

Oh yeah, we're figuring it out. Yeah, I'm gonna produce. Yes, all right cool I like that for us. I'm very excited for what this year is gonna be so successful next year.

Speaker 2:

You're gonna be like whoa anyways. All right, that's cheers to Leo season.

Speaker 1:

Cheers to Leo season one more time Cheers. Yeah, it's going to be a good year, Okay? So since we were just talking about, you know, the fabulous Leo season and our birthdays and the fact that it's the best whatever you know when we were born, Leos are the best what can we say?

Speaker 1:

Spoken like a true Leo. You already knew that. Yeah, um, you told me this story several months ago and I meant to bring it up like the last time. A couple times you came on the podcast and it just I kept forgetting about it. But now that we're talking about birthdays, yes, I, it piqued my interest again. So you have this theory, you have. I don't know if you have two separate theories or it's one theory.

Speaker 2:

I don't really it's not. It's kind of like a a big, it's just one big theory and there's like tangent theories and like I don't really know, I don't have a set hypothesis and I don't have a set like so what she said to me, which I kind of forgot so I don't want to hear it, yeah, which I was like you what?

Speaker 1:

first she said she doesn't think she was born. Yeah, and I was like come again now. And then she's like I don't, yeah, I don't think as a human. Yeah, and then she was like I don't think my parents are my parents and I was like excuse me what they're my human parents. Right yeah, like on Earth, like Earth parents.

Speaker 2:

Let's explain. Well, I don't really think like. I think, basically, what had happened was this is one of the theories they were doing some weird ass tests in area 51, or like in new mexico or something I don't know, and they accidentally made me or something, and then they didn't know what to do with me because they wanted it to be like an actual alien.

Speaker 2:

But then they were like oh wait, we accidentally made a human. Like there's alien dna in the human, so we can't like just keep this around because, like the other aliens we're making will attack it or kill it, and like we can't, so we're just gonna make it a human and like we're not gonna tell anyone. So they just like gave it to my parent, me it. They gave me to my parents and why were your parents chosen?

Speaker 1:

I don't know okay I like, because then that was like my follow-up questions to you. I was like what are they? Like secret spies? No, I don't know sleeper cells?

Speaker 2:

I no, I think it's the complete opposite. I think they were like unknowing, like so naive and so like unknown, like unwilling part, not unwilling like. They just looked like respectable people that wouldn't. That wanted a child that wanted a child and they wouldn't ask questions.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so the other thing that piqued my interest.

Speaker 2:

Again, it's a working theory. Okay, I don't have all the details figured out?

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I mean she's obviously Clearly. We know she sounds like a nut.

Speaker 2:

Clearly this is a lot of crazy okay, which I need? 90 of it, I'm not sure about which I need to see these.

Speaker 1:

She said her baby pictures that that baby in the photo doesn't look like her.

Speaker 2:

She doesn't think it's black no, I don't, and I don't not think it's me. It could be, but it just doesn't look like me. And because it has black, jet black hair, my mom said I was born with a full head of hair, which is also weird. Um, and jet black, like your color hair, yeah, but on a baby and like all, like as many much hair as you have, but like short, okay, just a full head of hair.

Speaker 1:

And then like a helmet of hair.

Speaker 2:

Yes, when I was born black, and then not. I wasn't born black, my hair was okay. I didn't, that was funny.

Speaker 1:

You know what that would help your theory I don't even know where I was talking.

Speaker 2:

The baby pictures, oh yeah, so yeah, there is like pictures of my mom in the hospital having a baby and the baby that's born and they hold, and everyone's holding has jet black hair so what do you think I to that baby? The only thing that I think that, and the only reason I think it might be me, is because it has really long legs.

Speaker 1:

And then my eyebrows that could be your alien, and my eyebrows are black Right now.

Speaker 2:

Currently, even though and then because, once I became like a baby toddler, my hair turned really, really really blonde.

Speaker 2:

OK, not this blonde, yeah obviously this is my natural hair color no, um, not this blonde, but like a light blonde right, and then so it was just like but I guess that happens with kids, I don't fucking know, but I don't know. I just don't feel like I'm from this earth and um this planet and just like I've never resonated with it, and I feel like I'm just here in a weird ass human body, living this weird ass human experience, and I'm here for some odd reason and yeah, but I've also told my mom this and she's what do your parents have to say about this?

Speaker 1:

Because when you told me I was like they don't like when.

Speaker 2:

I talk about it. I clearly sound insane. You sound like a nut job they probably won't be stoked on talking about it now.

Speaker 1:

You said they didn't even support me. And listen to the first two episodes.

Speaker 2:

They don't support you. They morally support you, but they don't. They're not gonna go out I need the download supports yeah please and thank you. But yeah, basically I don't know, I think it was an experiment and then my parents were like willing participants to be like, oh, if it doesn't work out, we'll take a baby that's a hell of conspiracy.

Speaker 1:

Okay, it's like basically for them to be in on maybe this is what happened.

Speaker 2:

Okay, they wanted a baby and then it was like one of those research studies and they were like we're making these babies and if you want one that's kind of fucked up sign up here. And my parents signed up for it and then I was one of the babies that was fucked up from the experiment and they got it. And that's me, and here I am and stay tuned to see what the fuck happens in her life. That all I have to say is my biopic documentary.

Speaker 2:

Whatever is going to be epic yeah it was really boring at first, so I had to like do some stuff to really get that get some content from the middle. We got the content, baby coming out in 10 years.

Speaker 1:

She's got years and years of content. Now, yeah, we got a real call it content, but yeah, so we needed a plot and I did it for the plot and you're welcome, and you're welcome, oscars committee okay, who would play you in a movie?

Speaker 2:

my therapist just asked me that question and and I was like me. Obviously I'm a star.

Speaker 1:

All right. No, you have to pick an actress.

Speaker 2:

She picked someone. What did she pick? She said that a comedian. She picked Eliza Schleslinger. I can't say her fucking last name, eliza Schleslinger.

Speaker 1:

She sounds like you're having a stroke. I know because I can't say her last name.

Speaker 2:

I don't know who that is. She's a comedian.

Speaker 1:

Okay.

Speaker 2:

Right there. But I mean that's a good option, but like I don't know, I kind of want to play myself. But then I also said MGK could play me as like a boy version of me.

Speaker 1:

So we just switch it around and just make you a boy.

Speaker 2:

Mm-hmm. Okay. Also, this has to do with me being born for some reason. If I was going to be born a boy to my parents heavy quotes on the parents no, I'm kidding Born. No, if I was a boy, they were going to name me Radford.

Speaker 1:

Radford.

Speaker 2:

Radford, radford.

Speaker 1:

That sounds like the guy who hazes people in a fraternity.

Speaker 2:

It sounds like I would carry a pocket square and wear a monocle like Chuck Bass and be like a complete douchebag.

Speaker 1:

You sound like you would have been like a real dickhead A real douchebag Radford Russo Awful. Did they have a second name instead of Jacqueline?

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Radford.

Speaker 1:

No, I mean for a girl.

Speaker 2:

Oh no.

Speaker 1:

See, my mom had a bunch of names for a girl but none for a boy, oh yeah it's like I think she just always knew I was a girl. So she had like a bunch and she picked emily, the worst of the bunch. I'm like it's not the worst it was the most popular name the year I was born and like have some like originality what's your middle name, alissa?

Speaker 2:

oh that. Oh, that's cute. Alyssa, not Marie, I know. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1:

I know so many Emily Marys. There's so many Marys. No, I know specifically.

Speaker 2:

Emily Marie.

Speaker 1:

Like I know so many Like.

Speaker 2:

oh, my God.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, well, not anymore, but like Right, no, yeah, but yeah, Marie is Geez. Am I Like geez?

Speaker 2:

am I having a stroke now too? Aperol strokes over here, I know so many girls with the middle name Marie.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, yeah, it's also, like also my mom thought about Emily Elizabeth. Oh, that's from.

Speaker 2:

Clifford. Clifford, the big red dog, and.

Speaker 1:

I don't know who. I think it was her grandmother. So my noni was like you can't do that.

Speaker 2:

Oh, at least she was like no.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, she was like you you can't do that.

Speaker 2:

Oh, at least she was like no. Yeah, she was like no, you, you can't name her after a cartoon.

Speaker 1:

Yeah that makes sense, yeah so yeah, we know she sounds like an absolute nut job.

Speaker 2:

I know I sound like a psychopath and I am, but like a cool one, but this is just a weird conspiracy theory. It's like I don't genuinely believe it. I know my parents are my parents. Maybe I like 99.9 sure, but yesterday I said 999% sure I was wearing a sparkly dress to my birthday dinner.

Speaker 1:

Oh, my God, that was the other thing too. She changed her fucking dress like 10 different times and it was only between like two options. It wasn't my fault.

Speaker 2:

It was my mom's fault. I don't want to talk about it. Okay, so again, I just designed it on the dress. I don't want to reopen it. Well, she only brought the one.

Speaker 1:

You're stuck, bitch. Okay, so next part, which is what I'm most excited to talk about today. Yes, so here let me give a backstory. I was listening to Taylor Strucker's podcast, Taste of Taylor.

Speaker 2:

Love her.

Speaker 1:

I love her too. She had on one of her episodes her best friend from college with her husband Nicole and Matt Ryan, and they decided they want to do a personality quiz. And I'm that girl I love to take like a personality quiz or a buzzfeed quiz Like I eat that shit up. I love all that stuff.

Speaker 2:

So I was like kind of cheese, Are you? Oh, I love to find out.

Speaker 1:

Like am I a brie or cheddar? I'm dying to know I'm a gouda so I was like I want to take that quiz. But they never said what quiz they took. So I just did a quick google search of just you know personality quizzes and I stumble upon here. I wrote it down it was from idrlabscom oh, labs labs.

Speaker 2:

Oh great, thank you for that that probably should have been my clue.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, and it said it was a gremlin quiz and I about peed my pants with excitement. I was like, oh my god, I'm so excited, so I I send it to her before I took it and I was like you have to take this quiz, I'm gonna take it and we can find out what kind of gremlin we are.

Speaker 2:

I was curious to know what kind of gremlin I was it's not a gremlin test. It's a full blown psych evaluation because I was like. I think I've seen this film before and I didn't like the ending. I know what this question is.

Speaker 1:

I know what they're asking here. It was 60 questions, which she thought was a lot, but you get through it quickly if you can read at an adult pace.

Speaker 2:

And also if you've taken the test before.

Speaker 1:

Which she has many times yeah.

Speaker 2:

Do you hear voices that are not there? Right, yeah, and another one was do you hoard snacks?

Speaker 1:

And I was like am I a raccoon?

Speaker 2:

Yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I take the quiz, I send it to her and she's immediately suspect. And she's like I don't want to take it and I was like you have to take it, you have to take it. I got my diagnosis.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, Diagnosis not test results, not quiz results. I thought it was going to be cute, cute little gremlin. The name, the title of mine gremlin quiz the title of my gremlin name.

Speaker 1:

Diagnosis is kind of cute, so okay at the end we got our results and, um, I thought you I don't know if you said it or I said it, but you, one of us, said like, oh, it's gonna give us our sparkle, which is basically like what our mental illness is.

Speaker 2:

You said that I said it I don't think I said I wouldn't I said it.

Speaker 1:

I was trying to make a cutesy yeah so yeah, we're gonna do the gremlin quiz, which gives us our little sparkle, sparkle, our little, our mental you said sparkle, sparkle is what you said yeah, you know, just describing our mentee bees. Yeah, so our options, we're gonna, I'm gonna list them off. She's gonna, because some of them we're like well wait, what the hell is the difference between? This and that, so I'll list them off.

Speaker 2:

So these are the categories that you can get and then that gives you a percentage of how much, based on your answers, how many, how much percentage you are of this specific, specific thing like they had all these categories. Yeah, mind you, it's not a gremlin test, it's not cute.

Speaker 1:

These are diagnoses but we encourage you to take the quiz to find out if you are mentally ill as well so these are in no particular order.

Speaker 2:

This is just what I listed, so the first one histrionic likes attention, dramatic and expressive compulsive very focused on rules, order and perfection antisocial we know what that means you don't like to socialize um avoidant shy.

Speaker 1:

Avoid social situations because of their fear of criticism paranoid, suspicious perfection.

Speaker 2:

Antisocial we know what that means you don't like to socialize. Avoidant Shy Avoids social situations because of their fear of criticism.

Speaker 1:

Paranoid.

Speaker 2:

Suspicious, quick to assume Others have bad intentions.

Speaker 1:

Schizotypal.

Speaker 2:

Unusual thoughts or behaviors. Enjoys being a bit eccentric or different.

Speaker 1:

Narcissistic.

Speaker 2:

Values, self-image highly, may crave admiration. Borderline Emotions can change quickly. Relationships can feel intense. Schizoid Prefers being alone. Doesn't seek close relationships. Much Schizophrenia. Trouble with thinking clearly. Reality can feel confusing. Dependent, relies on others for decisions. Fears being alone. Adhd easily distracted, restless, likes to keep it moving or multitasking, can't focus.

Speaker 1:

Okay, so before we share our results, I want I'm going to say what I thought I was going to get the most in. What do you think you were going to get the most in Now, knowing what this quiz is?

Speaker 2:

I didn't know what it was.

Speaker 1:

I didn't either, but now that we know what would you have thought would have been your top one I thought I would have got avoidant um, was there depressed? No, which is what I thought I would have not me in my daily tears.

Speaker 2:

I thought no I thought I would have got like an anxiety diagnosis and depression yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1:

That's why I was confused, because, well, where am I on here? But no, I thought I would have got like an anxiety diagnosis and depression. Why is?

Speaker 2:

there not anxiety? Yeah, I don't know. That's why I was confused. Well, where am I on here? But yeah, no, I thought there would be anxiety. After I saw the questions I was like, okay, this is a psych evaluation. I've seen these questions before you have to say you're thinking about harming yourself and others, you can't say or.

Speaker 2:

Just kidding, I'm you can't say, or no, just kidding, I'm not thinking about that, no, but um, I thought I would for sure get like anxious or like I didn't, an avoidant depressed. Oh, that's not a one, that's not a thing but now that I know them, and then I thought adhd, for sure yeah and like maybe was it avoid um antisocial yeah.

Speaker 1:

So I would think I would would have gotten ADHD, because my mind does bounce a lot. I don't know if I'm clinically diagnosed as that. I mean, I haven't been diagnosed as anything, but you know, whatever, that's just my sparkle, lucky you.

Speaker 2:

It's because I haven't gone anywhere Must be nice.

Speaker 1:

But yeah, adhd for sure Antisocial, I guess I could see, because see, because you know I don't really like people avoidant, yes, but yeah, that's what I thought I was gonna get in seeing what is there and instead it spit out something pretty pretty special mine was eye opening for me yeah, mine too thanks for the fucking quiz.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, okay, gremlin quiz. A cute little gremlin quiz. I thought it was gonna be cute Mine was eye-opening for me.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, mine too.

Speaker 2:

Thanks for the fucking quiz.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, okay, gremlin quiz A cute little gremlin quiz. I thought it was going to be cute. I thought it was going to be cute.

Speaker 2:

A cute little gremlin quiz. Here's our results.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, so this is what I was diagnosed with. My top thing is paranoid and I was called the petty poltergeist disorder. You're a grudge-holding gremlin, stealing pens and hiding socks. Driven by a pervasive suspicion and need to avenge the tiniest slights, you start wars over side eyes and glare at strangers for breathing wrong, thriving in petty, spite-fueled chaos. Your vindictive, ghostly behavior haunted house with a, a vendetta crafts, subtle sabotage with a smirk. Chaos is your revenge canvas with a compulsive need to settle scores. Your chronic pettiness keying a car over a $2 debt, passive, aggressive sabotage like misplacing your roommate's keys and relationship built on fear not trust, are a master class in malice. Your friends tiptoe around your wrath, knowing you never forget. To you, grudges are forever and plans are for payback. You're a gremlin haunting the chaos, angelic, only in sleep. I don't know what I answered to get me that, but I was like what the fuck Honestly, it's not far off, okay.

Speaker 1:

Well, explain what are you talking about, okay, so. Revert. Okay, and then I'll diagnose you bitch.

Speaker 2:

Grudge holding for sure.

Speaker 1:

Well, you know what People just shouldn't. Piss me off. I don't know about stealing pens and hiding socks? I wouldn't, yeah, I don't steal things from people um avenge the tiniest slights, for sure people shouldn't piss me off for sure.

Speaker 2:

why are you looking at me weird, thriving and petty spite filled chaos? I don't know if you're vindictive, but when you say, um, this one really got me because ghostly behavior haunted the house. You said when you're hungover, you haunt your own house, I haunt my house.

Speaker 2:

So that part it wasn't really what they were saying but it fits, yeah, I just go from room to room moaning Subtle sabotage with a smirk 100% you Chaos is your revenge canvas. Yeah, I don't know about a compulsive need to settle scores, but you definitely like, yeah, uh, chronic pettiness. For sure, definitely keying a car over two dollar debt I've never keyed a car to be clear I wouldn't say passive, aggressive sabotage. No, I'll just be full on yeah that that one?

Speaker 2:

no, it's not passive, aggressive, it's just straight to your face. Um, and relationships built on fear. I don't know about that one master class and malice. I don't know about that. I don't tiptoe around your wrath, but I do know you'll never forget and grudges are forever. You do plan for payback? A gremlin hunting the chaos, angelic, only in sleep. That is true, I am an angel and you look cute.

Speaker 1:

All right, what did you get? Yours is a cuter. It's a cuter name, cuter name. But actually the definition is not so cute, she's scary. And after that I'll point out how it's correct. Okay, glitter bomb, because I'm grudge holding.

Speaker 2:

So my gremlin style. I thought I was going to be like you're a cute furry, pink gremlin, wrong Gremlin, glitter bomb disorder, borderline. Okay, let me repeat that Glitter bomb disorder, parentheses, borderline. You're sparkly, chaos, a confetti tornado and sequins at the grocery store.

Speaker 2:

I hate, the grocery store, driven by a pervasive emotional inability and fear of neglect. You scream about astrology at 3 am, craving intense connections, but you're banishing before the cleanup. Your flamboyant, erratic behavior. A dazzling gremlin, too shiny to pin down, explodes parties and hearts alike. Chaos is your pulse, with a compulsive need to dazzle and depart. Your theatrical outburst, eg turning a casual chat into a cosmic meltdown. Unstable relationships, loving fiercely, then ghosting, and impulsive, exploitive exits leaving glittery messes. You are a kaleidoscope of turmoil. Your friends adore your vibe until the sparkle stings their eyes to you. Subtlety is a trap and plans are for fading. You're a gremlin glittering through the chaos, untouchable yet fragile. Okay, so my percentages.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, what are your top three?

Speaker 2:

My top three were drumroll. Please 75% borderline Yay.

Speaker 1:

Cute.

Speaker 2:

And tied for second place. Schizotypal was 70 percent and adhd was 70 percent, and a close third is schizophrenia so I feel attacked by my top three.

Speaker 1:

I at least you didn't get schizophrenia. Yeah, you're rightia, for mine was second to last, so we're good there.

Speaker 2:

I don't have a grip on reality, mom. Shock to no one.

Speaker 1:

My top one was 75% paranoid. Number two at 70% narcissistic.

Speaker 2:

I see that for you.

Speaker 1:

I did name a podcast after myself.

Speaker 2:

Yeah, did you want to Go through mine and see what's? Oh, it's all correct.

Speaker 1:

I didn't need to do that. We're talking about me right now, okay, okay, well, what the fuck? And then my third one was 60% avoidant. What's your?

Speaker 2:

least Histronic Histronic.

Speaker 1:

What is that one again, I think it's the one where you're like ah, crazy, yeah, like dramatic and whatnot. You're pretty dramatic, though I know my last, what, how? What's your percentage for that one? Five, whoa mine. My last one is compulsive at 10 mine are bad I mean, none of these are good. So yeah, I thought it was going to be a cute little quiz. Buzzfeed results Wrong, honestly, not a diagnosis.

Speaker 2:

A new one.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, I should have maybe realized it when it said IDRLabscom.

Speaker 2:

I didn't know the source. She just sent it to me.

Speaker 1:

Yeah, but whatever. You know, what it said. Gremlin Quiz my to me, yeah, just, but whatever you know what it said gremlin quiz.

Speaker 2:

My ears perked up. I got all excited. It was very on brand, it was cute, and I mean why. I don't understand how that this psych evaluation translated to be called gremlin quiz, though that's on them that's on them and that's how they tricked you and I wonder where this data went, because now I'm probably on some watch list oh, we're probably on a watch list, to be true.

Speaker 1:

Anyway. Yeah, let's be honest, let's get so on the loose and they have a podcast.

Speaker 2:

We found, um, well, you know a podcast, I'm just on it, she's on, they're on a podcast.

Speaker 1:

So, yeah, um, I will make sure to post this quiz and the link yeah, and the link in instagram stories under episode 18, so you guys can take it as well and share your results yeah, drop your results and your diagnoses in the comments below. Make us feel better about ourselves and my narcissistic behavior and her borderline personality disorder and schizophrenia yeah, so yeah, just a little sparkle, sparkle for you these are not mental illnesses. These are mental illnesses.

Speaker 2:

These are mental illnesses.

Speaker 1:

Oh my gosh, all right. Well, that's pretty much our episode. We're ending on mental illness and I think that's on brand, that's very on brand for us. That's super on brand. What's your socials?

Speaker 2:

Four underscores J Rose on Instagram and TikTok. And yeah, that's about it.

Speaker 1:

Woohoo, yeah, and make sure to follow her Instagram, her TikTok.

Speaker 2:

She goes on lives sometimes. I haven't done that in a while, she hasn't done that in a while, but whatever, let me know if you want a live stream. If you guys followed her, then she'd go on it more. Yeah, I would stream more if people came to my streams. So come to my streams and I'll stream.

Speaker 1:

Help a girl out and help me out and help the podcast out by following on Instagram and TikTok emilytogramilypod, and you can write in your. We didn't do gremlin stories or gremlin guidance today because this kind of took up a bunch of time. Yeah, but if you have gremlin stories or if you need gremlin guidance, you can email the podcast, emilytogramilypod, at gmailcom. You can also watch this episode. If you want to see our beauty, look at this now On YouTube, same as everything else. Emilytogramilypod on YouTube.

Speaker 2:

Make sure to like and subscribe, like, subscribe, follow, comment.

Speaker 1:

Comment Rate five stars Share with your friends, do all the things and, yeah, make our manifestations come true. Yes, that's the goal. Yes, exactly.

Speaker 2:

We're time-capsulating this so that way we can be stars next year and you guys could be at our live show.

Speaker 1:

And we can all be gremlins together. Oh yeah, live, yeah we'll.

Speaker 2:

We'll give out like three shots and whatnot she'll be on stage and yeah, that's all, it'll be good cheers to you.

Speaker 1:

I'm excited to celebrate with you tomorrow and watch you turn into a gremlin.

Speaker 2:

Oh, I won't turn into one I'm gonna turn out to be a gremlin tomorrow I'll just watch you I'm not gonna be a gremlin tomorrow. No, we should say yeah cheers.

Speaker 1:

We'll see what we end up posting. Yeah, bye.

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