Mean Girls, Vodka, And Halloween Chaos

Vodka spills, Mean Girls ears, and a second attempt that’s somehow even funnier than the first, we kick off Halloween with chaotic honesty and a lot of glitter. After a whirlwind few days of concerts, bed-rot recovery, and a Pearl shoutout, we dive straight into the strangest ride of the week: a first-ever trip in a Waymo. Think thrill ride meets tech demo, complete with the viral clips we can’t stop sending each other; cars circling empty lots, locked doors, delivery robots named Robert stuck in grass, and the eerie chorus of honking driverless fleets.

Then we swing to Dancing With The Stars where our long-running love-hate spills over. We call out baffling scoring, praise this season’s standouts, and question why certain celebs feel underscored while favorites sail through on vibes. If you’ve ever argued with your TV about a mirrorball, you’ll feel seen. The TikTok portion of our personality arrives on cue with the “Group Seven” phenomenon: a genius artist marketing experiment that turned For You randomness into fandom identity. One of us lands in Group Seven and goes full zealot; the other never gets sorted and forms an independent party out of spite.

The mood shifts as we unpack “Every 15 Minutes,” the high-school program that staged a lifelike drunk-driving crash, dispatched officers to deliver “news” to parents, and held a funeral at school. We sit with the shock, the intention, and the ethics. From there it’s a confessional carousel of irrational fears, birds pecking eyes, ski lifts plus trash trucks, escalators with villain arcs, before we get painfully real about first-time stories. Expect embarrassment, bathroom floods, tears, and a simple takeaway we wish we heard sooner: set your own rules, slow down, and make choices that actually feel right for you.

Join us for a Halloween hang that’s equal parts unhinged and heartfelt. If you laughed, cringed, or yelled “same,” tap follow, rate us five stars, and drop your costume in the comments. Want more chaos and comfort? Share this with a friend who lives online as much as you do.

Transcript

Halloween Kickoff And Take Two

SPEAKER_00 0:14

Oh my goodness.

SPEAKER_01 0:16

Yikes banks. Okay. If you're listening, we just took a shot.

SPEAKER_00 0:20

Yes. So we just took oh shot of vodka. That one hurt. If you're watching, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 0:26

I spilled the said shot of vodka on my face. Is it okay no? You're good now.

SPEAKER_00 0:32

Um okay. Welcome. We are doing our Halloween episode. And Jay is back with us again for the fourth time. Fourth, yeah. Um, which is having me back. Of course. So this is technically take two.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Take two of this episode.

SPEAKER_00 0:51

This specific episode.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

You will not see take one.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

You will not. And not because we were a mess.

SPEAKER_01 0:56

No, for once it was not our us.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

We did not gremlin out. We um had some technical difficulties. Yeah, is that what we're gonna call it?

SPEAKER_01 1:07

Yeah, technical difficulties. There we go. So and

Concert Recap And Pearl Shoutouts

SPEAKER_01 1:10

interruptions, like distractions, and a mess. Yes. So we just said, you know what, this isn't gonna turn out the way that it should, and we're not gonna like give our full, I couldn't give my full self to the episode. And we were like, you know what, this is gonna suck. Let's cut it and redo it.

SPEAKER_00 1:25

Yeah, we did like half of the episode, it was good, but we were both kind of in on edge. Like, yeah, in a mood because of said situation that we're not gonna give airtime too on the outside.

SPEAKER_01 1:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:37

Um, so yeah, we were gonna has nothing to do with her.

SPEAKER_01 1:40

It was my bad, but yeah, so it was only fair that like after you know, the first episode it didn't go as planned.

SPEAKER_00 1:47

I mean, I feel like we just can't have smooth runs.

SPEAKER_01 1:50

No, but that's kind of the beauty of the show. It's just like it's fun and we'll see what happens. Yeah, exactly. Thank god it's not live, or you guys would have seen it. It would have been entertaining for sure.

SPEAKER_00 2:03

We had some some choice words for some folks.

SPEAKER_01 2:07

Yeah, to say the very least.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

Yeah, so but we're back and better than ever. Yeah, that was two days ago.

SPEAKER_01 2:14

We have a whole new lease on life.

SPEAKER_00 2:16

We regrouped, we partied, we partied.

SPEAKER_01 2:20

Yeah, we played Eras Tour afterwards.

SPEAKER_00 2:22

Yeah, we um I performed the Erasur.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

You performed the Eras Tour, and then I went to a concert last night.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

So she's been staying here, hanging out. We've been having you know bed rot days.

SPEAKER_01 2:34

Yeah, and if my voice sounds a little raspy, it's because I was at a concert and screaming last night.

SPEAKER_00 2:38

I did not go to said concert because I was being an old lady. Yeah. And I decided to go to bed at like she missed out.

SPEAKER_01 2:47

I saw Pearl. Shout out, Pearl, love you. We'll have to tag her. Yes, and I got chosen to be the Queen of LA, crowned the Queen of LA. So it was really like perfect timing, and it was the best show. I've been looking forward to seeing her. She's awesome, she's gonna be a star.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

So yeah, I didn't know who she was prior to you telling me about her, but her her concerts look super fun. She looks extremely fun on social media.

SPEAKER_01 3:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 3:11

You said that the concert was great, minus the fact that the sound guy couldn't figure out her microphone.

SPEAKER_01 3:16

Yeah, and that wasn't on her. They she still like played through it and acted like nothing was absolutely wrong. And it was like it was still so sick. She was amazing. She's a star. The whole band is stars, her sister, the guitarist, the bass, drummer, all of them. I just like named every instrument in

Driverless Cars And Waymo Night Rides

SPEAKER_01 3:30

the band, but like literally, they were so amazing. And so, like, I'm just so excited to see them become like famous and get the recognition, get their flowers.

SPEAKER_00 3:38

Like the start, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

The OG and like OG fan claiming my spot as an OG Pearl fan.

SPEAKER_00 3:44

And they made some friends last night too.

SPEAKER_01 3:45

Yeah, I made friends, it was super cool.

SPEAKER_00 3:47

She wrote in a Waymo.

SPEAKER_01 3:49

I for the first time I went in a Waymo.

SPEAKER_00 3:52

And I was like, Aren't those scary? It was wild. I'm again such an old lady. I'm like, a driverless call. Yeah, no, it was so crazy.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

They're like, You've never been in one, and they were like, Come on, you have to try this. Sit in the front seat too. And so I guess I sat in the front seat and we went to this like other bar, but it was a weird bar.

SPEAKER_00 4:07

Have you seen that TikTok of actually okay, there's several involving a Waymo, but there was one that went viral because it like ended up being like on a bunch of news stations. That's how I saw it. But I guess he this guy he ordered a Waymo to take him to the airport in I want to say like Phoenix, Arizona. And he got into it and it drove him to a parking lot and then was just doing circles. And he's like, I'm gonna miss my flight. And he's like, And then they can't get let you out. And then he I don't know if he had two phones or whatever, but he was on the phone with like the Waymo support. He's like, I'm going to miss my flight because this car is basically doing donuts in a random empty parking lot. I don't know what to do. So he went viral. I think I did.

SPEAKER_01 4:48

I now that you're saying that, like when you said like a random empty parking lot and he's doing donuts.

SPEAKER_00 4:52

Yeah, and he was just recording it. He's like, it's not going fast. It's literally just going in a circle.

SPEAKER_01 4:57

The doors are locked for your safety. So it's not like he can get out, he can't do anything, and if you touch it, like it freaks out. So yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

So that was the other one I was gonna say. There was a group of, I don't know, a couple girls, maybe, maybe like there was like three in the back and one in the front. Someone decided to honk the horn. Oh yeah. And then this tech support came over, like on their intercom and like chastised them, yelled at them, and was like, You cannot be touched. Did you honk the horn for a reason? Is there something they're like, no, I'm sorry, I just wanted to do it. Like, I I I didn't mean to, like, I mean, I meant to, but I'm sorry. Like, we didn't know what it happened.

SPEAKER_01 5:30

Oh my god, that's crazy. Like, oh I heard that if you like call them before you get in your Waymo and say it smells like smoke in here, you can smoke in there because they can't record you inside because it's illegal. I don't know. That's just whatever. I don't know. I haven't I didn't try it. I'm not gonna test the theory, but yeah, it was pretty crazy. It was like insane. I thought we were gonna get hit by this bus and it cut the bus off.

SPEAKER_00 5:53

But yeah, yeah, every time like it's actually funny. I'm like kind of nervous about them, but I do want to eventually like hop in one. My boyfriend is terrified of them. Yeah, I mean, he's a boomer anyway. Yeah, I'm sorry, baby. He's 33. Shut up. Don't not you two, bitch. No, but every time he's like if we're driving like down the road and he sees one, he's like, oh god, a Waymo. He's convinced this car is gonna take us. Yeah, yeah, that he's gonna, it's gonna like dart in front of him. Something he's just always like.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

How does he feel about the delivery robots for your food?

SPEAKER_00 6:26

I sent him a TikTok about it, and he was like, Oh, that's cute. It was like when he got like stuck in the grass. Oh, yeah. They were like, I think actually the name of the robot was Robert. It says like Robert is delivering. And I was like, hey, it's stuck in the grass. He's stuck in the grass.

SPEAKER_01 6:41

The only back to Waymo, the only like or not only, but I've seen Waymo viral videos. But the funniest one was like for some reason they were all like honking in this parking lot like non-stop, and like the people who lived around it, like all the people who were pissed. Yeah, and then there was another one where like they created like a traffic jam with the water. Wasn't it in like San Francisco? Yeah,

Viral Waymo Fails And Robot Delivery

SPEAKER_01 7:00

and they were all just honking at each other like stuck because they weren't like it was in a mess. So yeah, they're still working out the bugs on those, but it was a short ride and it was like kind of later at night. So I was like, all right, whatever. Not many people are out and about, and I was drinking, so I was like, So you sound like a great idea. Sounds so fun. Yeah, so it was cool though, but anyways, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:20

Oh, I I don't know if I said it already. I'm we're half dead, so yeah, forgive.

SPEAKER_01 7:24

So basically, yeah, all of that to say it's been a long two days.

SPEAKER_00 7:27

I was gonna say, we're in our Halloween costumes. If you're watching us on YouTube or if you've seen our clips on TikTok and Instagram, we are dressed up as I am Gretchen Wieners on Halloween. She is Karen Smith on Halloween.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

I'm a mouse, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:43

Like, what are you?

SPEAKER_01 7:44

I'm a mouse, duh.

SPEAKER_00 7:45

Uh yeah. So that was our inspiration for our outfit.

SPEAKER_01 7:48

We love me and girls, and also we kind of like became friends around Halloween time. Yes. And so it's like our friendship holiday, I guess.

SPEAKER_00 7:56

Yeah, she was like reminding me about it. This was like a few months ago.

SPEAKER_01 7:59

Doesn't remember. I don't.

SPEAKER_00 8:01

Okay, it was like what it was meaningful. 2017, and you know, that was a blurry year for me. It was a blurry year for me, but I still remember. So she was like, You don't remember that's where we met? I was like, No, I just remember like you were in my life one day, and like that was that was it. And she was like, Okay, well, we met around like it was at a Halloween party.

SPEAKER_01 8:20

Yeah, you don't really recall.

SPEAKER_00 8:22

I remember, so you told me what I was wearing. I was like, I remember that costume. Yeah, I was dressed as a Ouija board, yeah, and in saying that, it I wasn't like in like a cute full-on costume. No, not like the actual board. Yeah, I was in a crop top that had the Ouija board printed on it. Yeah, and yeah, it was like super slutty.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

I was in a itty bitty crop top and like itty bitty booty shorts and funny enough, I didn't know it was a Halloween party because it was kind of like early in the I don't know. I just didn't know it was a Halloween costume party. I knew it was a party. I didn't know it was a costume party, so I just showed up like in all black, like what I normally wear. And then like people kept asking me what I was, so I just like goes like I'm a vampire, and like everyone's like, Oh, sick, cool. It just like made sense, but no, I saw her and I was just like, Oh, I like your shirt. And she was like, Thanks, and then we were friends.

SPEAKER_00 9:10

Yep, and then that was it.

SPEAKER_01 9:11

So no, I don't think I said I like your shirt, I think it's a cool shirt, and you're like, Thanks, I'll take it. And then that was it. Yep, and we became friends.

SPEAKER_00 9:20

There we go. And then here we are. Was it the next Halloween that you came at a Halloween, another Halloween party that we went to? She was already there, and I was I was dressed as the devil because I had that nickname for a while. People would call me the devil, which I don't understand why. I think I'm like a sweet baby angel.

SPEAKER_01 9:38

Quote Sassy, I am the devil, and don't you forget it, but you know, whatever, that's cool.

SPEAKER_00 9:43

Anyway, I was dressed as the devil, and this lady comes walkie through the door covered, covered in fake blood. And I just looked at her, I was like, and I just straight up quoted meals. I was like, Why are you dressed so scary?

SPEAKER_01 9:57

And I was like, it's Halloween.

SPEAKER_00 9:58

And so I was like, She was covered, and then she was the year before I didn't dress up, so I was like, I gotta go all out for this party. All

Mean Girls Costumes And Friendship Origin

SPEAKER_00 10:05

out to the point where people didn't want to touch her because they didn't want to get talked to me.

SPEAKER_01 10:11

I had like scary contacts in, and then I had like all this blood all over my neck and like all over me, and then like I I don't even know when I I think I had an army jacket on, or like I don't know, I just had like a camo jacket on, and I think I was like a dead. I I was always like zombie something. Yeah. Like I would always just be like dead dead zombie, no, no, dead zombie dead soldier, dead something. So I think that's politically correct anymore.

SPEAKER_00 10:35

You can't cut that part, but anyway, what I was she was covered in blood, and when she walked through the door, I like it. I specifically remember like seeing her walk in. I was like, Oh, I was a dead skateboarder.

SPEAKER_01 10:49

That's what I was. I don't know why. I just had a dogtown skateboard show.

SPEAKER_00 10:54

It like scared the crap out of me. I was like, oh my god. And then the whole time she's like, no one's willing to talk to me. And I was like, because you're covered in blood.

SPEAKER_01 11:02

And no one would give me a hug, hi, because no one's wanting to get the blood on the No, you're I'm not gonna have you ruin my devil costume.

SPEAKER_00 11:08

I look cute.

SPEAKER_01 11:08

Yeah, well, so did I. I thought I thought I looked good. I personally liked my costume. I don't know what I was. I had like a bandana on, I know I drew like an upside-down cross on my face, had scary contacts on, and then like war paint, yeah, and then like a skate. I don't know what I was, but I was just I just wanted to be dead.

SPEAKER_00 11:25

I think you were just on one and just covered yourself.

SPEAKER_01 11:27

Yeah, and I really liked that fake blood, and I still stand by my outfit and I would wear it again. I asked her actually if I could wear fake blood and she said no. I didn't want her to ruin my chairs. I didn't want to ruin the chairs either, but if I could have been wearing fake blood, just no, I wouldn't. Originally we were debating on like what the costume should be, so then I was like what's gonna be we were gonna reenact that scene that actually happened in real life where she was like, Why are you dressed so scary? quoting mean girls, but like that actually happened, and I was like, It's Halloween, so we were gonna I was gonna be catching, and you were gonna be this. I was still gonna go as this, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:01

Yeah, but but then I was like you can't have fake blood because if you get on my chairs, I'm gonna be mad.

SPEAKER_01 12:06

And also Karen's the one who said, Why are you dressed so scary? So it was all it was all jumbles.

SPEAKER_00 12:12

So this is what we this is what we settled on. Yeah, well, it's easier for her. She's freezing. I'm melting into a puzzle.

SPEAKER_01 12:20

Katie's costume requires a wedding dress, which I do not own.

SPEAKER_00 12:23

I think I went to good Willems out there.

SPEAKER_01 12:25

Yeah, but I this we just got the ears.

SPEAKER_00 12:28

Yeah. Well, and then I it's not like I own this. Like, uh where else am I gonna wear this outfit to?

SPEAKER_01 12:35

You could be Catwoman.

SPEAKER_00 12:36

You could be I can't imagine kicking someone's ass in this outfit. It is so restrictive. I am it is like melded to my skin.

SPEAKER_01 12:45

It looks good though. Thanks. So that's all that matters.

SPEAKER_00 12:48

Thanks. I'm dying. I'm very excited to finish the episode to get back into my comfies.

SPEAKER_01 12:53

Yeah, I'm like staring at my sweats. I'm like, you look so nice over there. But nevertheless, the show must go on.

SPEAKER_00 12:59

Yes. Okay, so origin so originally we were gonna film this on Tuesday. Yeah. Today is Thursday.

SPEAKER_01 13:04

Thursday.

SPEAKER_00 13:05

So we were talking about dancing with the stars.

SPEAKER_01 13:07

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 13:08

Which at that point we didn't know what was happening. We just had like it hadn't aired yet. We ended up watching it together because she was here. And do you remember who went home?

SPEAKER_01 13:19

No.

SPEAKER_00 13:20

Oh we were drinking. Yeah. Let's just get that settled right now. Okay, so Scott and Riley went home.

SPEAKER_01 13:26

Oh wow.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

So she so we've been still there. We've been having our favorites for Dancing with the Stars. If you haven't been watching, this is like the first season that I've been like super excited about and like excited to watch.

SPEAKER_01 13:39

And I've oddly watched Dancing with the Stars since like the very first season. And I've always hate watch it because their scoring system is so fucking stupid. Ever since Stacey Keebler didn't win back in I don't know what year that was.

SPEAKER_00 13:51

I know we looked it up, but I think it was like Drew Lachey won.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

She should have won. She was amazing, and I'll never forgive them for not letting giving her the mirror ball trophy that year. And since then, their scoring system is just a fuck-ass scoring system. They just make everything an even playing field. And I'm sorry, Andy's so sweet. I love him though. So nice.

SPEAKER_00 14:08

I vote for him every week.

Dancing With The Stars Hot Takes

SPEAKER_01 14:10

And this is the problem. Oops. That's the problem because it's dancing with the stars, not feel bad for the stars, or we like the stars.

SPEAKER_00 14:17

Not feel bad. He's crying and improving. He is, but he's not the best one. He isn't the best one. I didn't say he should win. I just think he's been giving it his all, and I am going to root for him.

SPEAKER_01 14:28

I'm rooting for him as a person. I feel like it's cute and it's sweet and it pulls out your heartstrings, but it's a dance competition. People, sorry, I'm cutthroat, but like be real.

SPEAKER_00 14:38

Maybe a judge, a guest judge.

SPEAKER_01 14:40

Yeah, I'll replace Carrie Ann because Yeah, she's not my favorite. She picks favorites, and that's my gripe with her.

SPEAKER_00 14:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

And but you know, I love Alex. She's killing it. Whitney's killing it.

SPEAKER_00 14:51

And I feel like I we've talked about this before, like you and I together, where I feel like they're like super underscoring Jen Affleck. Oh yeah. I feel like it's like it's something like there's weird energy going on. Yeah, like she like it feels like there's like a lot of favoritism towards Whitney and Mark, which they're both amazing dancers and doing really well.

SPEAKER_01 15:08

But Carrion loves Whitney. Yeah, she couldn't.

SPEAKER_00 15:11

And in her love for Whitney, she decided she doesn't like Jen, and it's like, yeah, what the hell is going on?

SPEAKER_01 15:16

What is happening there?

SPEAKER_00 15:17

There's like some weird behind the scenes.

SPEAKER_01 15:18

I feel like that was weird behind the scenes, like some energy with Jan, like something's going on, and like even when in one of his live streams, someone was like, This is your la first and last season or something, and he was like, Okay, and like just didn't acknowledge it. So it's like I don't know what the hell is going on. I don't know if they're like hating on him or what, but I like I love him.

SPEAKER_00 15:35

I'm liking everyone that's on this season. I've loved him as of right now.

SPEAKER_01 15:39

He was on the Aeros tour, obviously. That's how I knew him. I mean, I don't know him personally, right? Right, right. But him in the ladder, Lavender Hayes ladder.

SPEAKER_00 15:47

Yeah, so yeah, we've We love all of them. We've been watching it, and I don't know who And we love Elaine too. I fucking love Elaine. And I love that justice for Meredith Blake. She was just a 26-year-old trying to get her back.

SPEAKER_01 16:01

Honestly, as in a like maturing, is realizing Meredith Blake was not wrong.

SPEAKER_00 16:05

You know who was the villain of the parent trap? The parents. The kids. No, the parents. Oh, yeah, actually, true. They separated their kids. The kids are 11. You know, when you're 11, you do weird shit. But can you imagine if you had a twin and no one told you about it?

SPEAKER_01 16:18

But yeah, the parents are like, okay, well, we'll never see your other child again. Yeah, I don't care about Hallie. I don't care about Amy.

SPEAKER_00 16:23

I don't want to see you ever again, so I'm gonna take a look at it. Take one, you have that one.

SPEAKER_01 16:27

That's wild.

SPEAKER_00 16:28

Goodbye forever.

SPEAKER_01 16:29

But in their defense, this was like a remake movie.

SPEAKER_00 16:31

Yeah, it was from the 60s, but whatever. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 16:33

I need to crack my fingers, so sorry. Or if you like ASMR, I think that's all.

SPEAKER_00 16:41

You cracked your neck earlier, and I was like, oh my god. Like, I really want like a good like I want to go see on good crack. Yeah, I need a good, I need some good crack. Um, no, have you seen on TikTok the OC chiropractor?

SPEAKER_01 16:54

Yes, I follow him. I love him.

SPEAKER_00 16:56

I want to go to him. I know if I went to him, he would like release some Molly I did back in like 2019 that's like stuck in my life.

SPEAKER_01 17:03

Yeah, some shit. But I my mom is a physical therapist and she knows that chiropractor is like a temporary fix for your problem. It's not so I'm not allowed to go to a chiropractor, but like I dream of going to him. I'm like, I just want him to but also my mom and also my mom's best friend is also a physical therapist, and she was like, never let someone crack your neck. Like it's so sensitive that like it's just like but even the videos, I'm just like But what a nice way to go. Yeah, I just want my back cracked, nothing. Yeah, I just need to like. I want them to touch my neck, I just want them to fix my back. My back is fucked, but anyways, enough about our boring health weird problems.

SPEAKER_00 17:39

Yeah, all right.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

Um, back on track.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

Oh yeah, okay, back to TikTok. What were we gonna talk about? Oh every 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

Oh yeah. Yeah, because okay. So TikTok or group seven? Or I mean 15 minutes or group seven?

SPEAKER_00 17:51

Fifteen minutes. Because I don't care about group seven.

SPEAKER_01 17:53

Because you're not in group seven. We're not gonna talk about it. Okay, we're gonna talk about it real fast because like it's a TikTok trend.

SPEAKER_00 17:58

Well, okay, so yeah, we always do our epit like any episode I have with her is always like because we live on TikTok. Oh, wait, what's our streak for today?

SPEAKER_01 18:07

It's like so as of now, and this there might be like a crazy sound that's gonna play. Okay. So we are on day five hundred and eleven.

TikTok Obsessions And Group Seven

SPEAKER_01 18:20

Happy five hundred and eleven days of us having no life. Our TikTok streak is going strong. Yep. And yeah, so currently what's happening on TikTok right now, group seven.

SPEAKER_00 18:32

I could care less.

SPEAKER_01 18:33

Because she didn't get picked for group seven.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

Well, I didn't get picked for anything. It has it hasn't been fed into my algorithm, so I can't tell you if I'm group seven or group one or two or three or four or five. I'm in group seven.

SPEAKER_01 18:44

I got fed the video and then I told her about the trend, and I was like waiting for her to like get the video, but she didn't get picked for a group. So awkward.

SPEAKER_00 18:52

So I don't know what it I don't like Go ahead, explain it.

SPEAKER_01 18:56

Okay, so basically, the artist Sophia James created of six different TikToks, and she just posted them one through one or sorry, seven. Sorry, you don't even know. I'm only worried about group seven because it's the best group seven, it's the best. Anyway, so sh she's an artist and she used her song to like and she was like, if you see this video, you're in group one. If you see this video, you're in group two. It was a great marketing text. Genius. So she made seven videos using her song, and then whichever one landed on your for you page through the algorithm, that's what group you were in. And so I just stumbled across on my for you page, group seven. So the best part about group seven is like we saw the video, we were like, Bet, okay, yeah, in the comments, I'm in, let's go. Fucking group seven, we ride, group seven baddies unite, and we were just ready to go. Like, and it's just united a community now. It's like this whole TikTok trend of group seven, and there's like celebrities in it, because it's obviously everyone has TikTok, and so yeah, it's pretty interesting, but it's also a genius marketing tactic she did. But now other people are trying to like do the same thing, yeah, with different, like like you're a blue you're in group blue, yeah, but it's not the same, it's not the same as the OG, but yeah, so it was a good like it started as a her marketing tactic experiment, I guess. She said it was an experiment, and now it's kind of taken on a whole new life, and it's like pretty funny, like just everyone in group seven, like and all the group seven content, but it's not on her for you page, it's all online, which is crazy, and my whole for you page is group seven. So, anyways, um, yeah. Drop in the comments what group you're in. Yeah, group seven baddies, comment.

SPEAKER_00 20:32

Or if you're not in a group like me, then I guess we can unite. What a sad group.

SPEAKER_01 20:37

Wow, independent party.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

Independent party.

SPEAKER_01 20:40

It's crazy because you're so chronically online, like I am. Like I know, and then it just didn't cross your phone.

SPEAKER_00 20:44

Like, I know what it is, I'm just not a part of it. So if it doesn't involve me, I don't care about it.

unknown 20:48

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 20:49

I'm very narcissistic about it. She's very like bitter about not being in a group group.

SPEAKER_00 20:52

Not bitter, I'm just over it.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

Like she's not even in a group, but that's like, I don't know. It's better than it's better to be in no group than in any other group than group seven.

SPEAKER_00 21:03

I mean, who knows? Maybe my phone's been listening to this, so it'll it'll pop in group seven seven seven seven.

SPEAKER_01 21:10

But yeah, so that's like currently what's there's not really another TikTok trending.

SPEAKER_00 21:14

No, there was something I sent you a little bit ago. It was called, it was about every 15 minutes program, and I sent it to her thinking that she was gonna be like, This is insane. And instead she responded was like, Oh no, we did that at my high school. Yeah. So I was like, What the fuck are you talking about? This is insane. So you have to explain the program and then I'll talk about the TikTok that I saw.

SPEAKER_01 21:33

Okay, yeah. So basically it's called Every 15 Minutes and it's an issue. Whoa, sorry. Okay, it's called Every 15 Minutes and it's an initiative for high schools, or they did it in the 2000s. I went from 2006 to 2010. So when it was like that era.

SPEAKER_00 21:47

But they still do it now.

SPEAKER_01 21:48

Okay, so I don't know if it's as intense as it was back then, but it was nuts. Like it was so fucking crazy. It was trying, but anyways, basically, what happens is it's called every 15 minutes because it was an

Every 15 Minutes: High School Shock Program

SPEAKER_01 22:00

thing to stop kids from drunk driving or driving drunk, whatever, because every 15 minutes someone dies from drunk driving. Yeah, so that was why it's called the title, hence every 15 minutes. So they had staged this car accident in the school parking lot, and they made it very realistic. Like, there was like the theater kids participated, of course, and then like a teacher from the school, and so the scenario was like the kids were driving home drunk from prom, and like they the teacher was chaperoning prom and they like crashed into each other in the parking lot, and like they all died. But like they fully made the scene with the wrecked cars with blood, like the teachers were on the ground, like the kids were all splattered out on the ground, blood everywhere, like fake blood. And like it was a full realistic scene, like so that we could like see the aftermath of like how gnarly it was and like shock us into and scare us straight type of thing. Yeah, and then throughout the day, every 15 minutes there was someone that was the grim reaper, and they would come and like put like this like tag over your like a lanyard or thing that like had like that's a dead on it, yeah. Kind of it like you had like that little like emoji, like the dead emoji, and so you couldn't talk for the rest of the day because you were like dead. Okay, I would I didn't get chosen to be dead, sad, but sad that's what I took from the the whole thing, and so I wanted to be chosen, anyways. Besides the point, so then basically the people who did die in the car wreck, the fake car wreck, they had the police, like our actual police department, go to their house, the parents' houses, and like delivered in the news that their children had died in a car wreck, and they filmed it, and we all had to watch these videos before the whole thing, and then they staged a fake funeral in our at the football field, and like they the parents gave fake eulogies for their fake dead kids and that died in the car accident, and it was so real and so traumatic and crazy. But then at the very end, if that wasn't enough, the cherry on top was someone whose it was parents whose child had actually died from a drunk driver came and spoke and then like gave their eulogy that they gave at their kids' funeral or something crazy. It was so nuts. What the and it was like, what the fuck? Okay, this is too much. So I don't know if they do it that graphically these days, I have no idea, but like it was so wild. Like looking back, I'm like, why the fuck did they do that?

SPEAKER_00 24:16

I am horrified.

SPEAKER_01 24:19

It was so traumatizing, like horrified. It was insane. Like, I was just like, why would anyone think this is a good idea?

SPEAKER_00 24:25

Yeah, that's absolutely insane. I sent it to her thinking she was gonna think like that's insane. Why would they do that to children? And lo and behold, she was one of the children who they did that to.

SPEAKER_01 24:37

That might explain things, but no, anyways. I also had that um the talented and the gate program. And so I've I like found out in a rabbit hole on TikTok about the gate program being like this government research project that they were actually like because most of the people who were in the gate program were coming out and they were like, I wasn't a straight A student, like I wasn't like one of the smartest kids in the class, but I was in the gate program. And so they had us do all these problem solving things that come from.

SPEAKER_00 25:04

Yeah, I remember doing the gate testing and whatnot.

SPEAKER_01 25:07

But like nothing ever came from it after.

SPEAKER_00 25:09

Yeah, for real though, after all those tests.

SPEAKER_01 25:12

Exactly. I nothing came from it.

SPEAKER_00 25:14

It's not like I was put in like a special class.

SPEAKER_01 25:16

Yeah, so I was like, I went through all this testing and then they were they didn't do anything. And you would some people were like in the gate program, but like I was gonna say, I remember doing it.

SPEAKER_00 25:26

I was in for 100% for sure in elementary school. Yeah, I was like, and I wanna say it was maybe like second or third grade, like I was like young.

SPEAKER_01 25:35

Yeah, so I heard more like more stories about people in elementary school, but I didn't go to public school until high school. Okay. So then when I got to high school, I was like, I wasn't in a gate program, but like they pulled me for like weird testing. And so it was like these critical thinking things, and they would pull me for like these like weird, like an hour out of class. Yeah, but then I stopped going because I failed the hearing test, which is how I learned I couldn't hear out of my left ear fully, because you had to do like it was like raise your hand if you hear the beep. Like raise your right hand or left hand, and apparently, like I couldn't hear the left ones that much, and so I can't fully hear out of my left ear. And so, like, I asked my parents about it, and they were like, Well, yeah, you have a tube in your ear from when you were born with a cleft palate. So I was like, Oh, sick. That's how I allegedly born. Allegedly born, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:19

If you've watched the episode, had our parents right now are like, son of a bitch, stop talking about that.

SPEAKER_01 26:24

I think I'm nuts, and it makes them it makes me sound nuts. I don't genuinely believe it, but like it's just a fun

GATE Testing, Health Class Myths, And Body Anxiety

SPEAKER_01 26:30

bit, guys. Go along with it, okay? I'm an alien. So hello. I try my hands and salon if you're watching on YouTube, which is just me later, and then I go back and watch. Isn't it narcissistic that I watch the episode on YouTube and then I giggle at my own jokes and your jokes? No, but we're just funny, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:47

I mean, I have to re-watch the thing con I mean, I listen to it multiple times, I watch it multiple times because I have to edit, edit it, and then by the time the episode comes out, I'm so sick of hearing myself and whoever I had on talk because I just listened to it for well let us not remote.

SPEAKER_01 27:03

No.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

Look, I'm sick of my own voice at the end of it. I get it too. And I'm just like, oh my god. But one day I will have someone who can edit it for me. Yeah. And then when it comes out, I'll listen to it. It's brand new ears and new appreciation. It's just by the time the episode comes out, I'm like, I already know what I'm about to say, and I'm not funny anymore. It's not funny.

SPEAKER_01 27:23

See, it's like watching a pod, like a regular podcast for me, but like I'm on it. Yeah, cool. But we do need to sync the sound for my own viewing pleasure. We need to sync the audio, but that's just for me, selfishly. Yeah, we'll eventually get there. I think that's pretty much all that's going on. I think so too.

SPEAKER_00 27:39

Should we go into our Halloween scaries?

SPEAKER_01 27:41

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 27:42

All right, we were gonna talk about what what was it? Hold on, looking at my thingy. Oh, biggest fears rational or irrational. Okay, so I have an idea of what you're about to say, and I need to preface it by saying it's wild.

SPEAKER_01 27:56

Okay, so fear birds.

SPEAKER_00 27:59

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 28:00

Irrational fear, birds pecking my eyes out with their beaks um and getting attacked and like pecked by birds to death or something. Um, and then also specifically falling off of a ski lift into a trash truck and then drowning in the trash, suffocating to death in the trash. I don't know when that would happen or why, but that would be terrible. And I just think that would be the worst way to die. Well, I just hate trash and I hate the smell of trash and trash.

SPEAKER_00 28:32

I don't not that anyone like likes trash, but like I mean, that's like one of the weird smells people like.

SPEAKER_01 28:37

No, but I just like I'm just like afraid of trash trucks and trash, and like I just think about like imagine dying in one of those.

SPEAKER_00 28:42

The newest final destination.

SPEAKER_01 28:44

No, if there's a trash truck involved, see Yeah, yeah, it's so like because like when you go I'm acting like I've been in one.

SPEAKER_00 28:51

Alright. Supposedly the mechanics of a trash truck are if like when trash gets pushed, like thrown in there, it gets compacted. Yeah, exactly. Like metal door and go shoot. Yeah, you die in it.

SPEAKER_01 29:02

Yeah, that's terrible.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

So that happened in Final Destination. This girl, she got knocked into a trash can, and then the arm came and picked her up and threw the trash can in there, and then she went in and they were running after the trash spoiler alert, sorry guys, but uh on the movie's been out for several months. You should have watched it already. And they go running after, and then one of the girls jumps on the truck to like pull her out, and she has her hand and she's like pulling her out, and then the thing goes and she gets smushed.

SPEAKER_01 29:28

Yeah, see, and that's why I'm afraid of trash trucks, so it's not irrational because whoever wrote that obviously heard me talk about my irrational fear.

SPEAKER_00 29:36

How about this? Is it irrational because you think you'll be on a ski lift and then you're gonna fall into the trash truck from the ski lift?

SPEAKER_01 29:43

Yeah, but it could be like oh just picking up trash at the lodge. This is the last time you were at a lodge. It's been a while. And I never saw a trash truck there, but it's not out of the question. But also ski lifts in general are scary as hell. Like there's

SPEAKER_00 30:00

Yeah, I mean they I mean I'm not a skier or a snowboarder. So I'm never on one. I but they can kind of snowboard rickety.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

The problem with it is

Irrational Fears: Birds, Ski Lifts, And Escalators

SPEAKER_01 30:10

like I one, like I said before, can't fully hear out of my left ear. So my equilibrium is off. My balance sucks. And with when you snowboard, you only have one foot in the board before you're like snowboarding.

SPEAKER_00 30:19

Like locked in.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

When yeah, when you go on the ski lift. So you have to like scoot yourself up with your foot that's not locked into the board. Right. And then when you get on the ski lift, you have one foot up and you're holding the board with your other foot that's not locked in.

SPEAKER_02 30:30

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 30:31

So like that's already like a lot of work for your legs, and it's like sketchy.

SPEAKER_00 30:35

I'm already tired by the time I get up there.

SPEAKER_01 30:37

Yeah, and then like the person with you, if they're also snowboarding, is doing the same thing. Okay. So then when you get off the ski lift, you have to like turn really fast and put the foot. I don't know, it's just really hard, and I have horrible balance, so like it's scary as it is. And then the You over here like Bambi trying to figure out your thing. Yeah, you have one leg in the board, so the ski lift, you're the whole time you're sliding down also, and like you can slide out of it. So, and then if I once I get off the ski lift, the I fall every time, and whoever's with me, I bring them down too. Because it's just like you have one foot in, and then you're trying to, you're supposed to put the other one on the board and then slide down the little hill off the ski lift, but the ski lift's moving, so like it pushes you down this little hill, and then you're supposed to lock in and go down the actual mountain. It sounds too complicated. I just fall and I'm like, okay, I'll put my boot on now. I'll lock my boot in.

SPEAKER_00 31:22

Did you ever see it was a ski what was the name of it? Now I wish I would have looked it up beforehand. Anyway, it was about like these three friends, or I think it was like a couple and their friend, and they were at like a ski resort, and they were like, Okay, well, we're we're gonna do one last run before they close down the ski lift. And the person forgot that he sent them up there, so he turned the thing off and they were stuck like high up, and then there was like a big ass snowstorm that was coming. What? So that's why they were gonna close down early. Oh, so they were stuck up there, and then they had to like someone was gonna jump down, but then I think they I don't remember exactly what happened. I think they all end up dying.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

Probably.

SPEAKER_00 32:05

I don't know the name of the movie. So it's not really I'll put it up on stories because I'll Google it after this.

SPEAKER_01 32:09

But so it wasn't all that irrational, my fear.

SPEAKER_00 32:11

Well, they didn't fall into trash, but I do think like one of them fell and broke their leg and then they got eaten by wolves.

SPEAKER_01 32:17

Oh, see, some yeah, or packed to death by birds. And that brings us back to full circle. My birds are terrifying. But yeah, what about your irrational fear?

SPEAKER_00 32:28

Okay. I okay. Well, I don't know if it's irrational. I'm worried about like everyone else like dying around me, and then I'm the last one left, and then I have nobody. Okay, that's dark. I'm also afraid of spiders. Also spinals. Also spinals.

SPEAKER_01 32:44

You know, I like how yours is like that dark, and then like spiders, and mine was like insane, and then I was like, and birds.

SPEAKER_00 32:51

Well, you mean I you know, I I don't want to be like the last one left.

SPEAKER_01 32:54

The last of us or whatever that should be.

SPEAKER_00 32:56

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_01 32:56

Um Earth, or like just the somebody that you're like.

SPEAKER_00 33:00

People I know and care and love about, like well, yeah. I mean, everybody Yeah, that would be sad. I mean, also I don't want to be like the last person on Earth either.

SPEAKER_01 33:07

That'd be wild.

SPEAKER_00 33:08

I barely know what I'm doing with people around. Can you imagine if I was by myself?

SPEAKER_01 33:12

And there's stores open and endless money, that'd be kind of cool. But like if everything was just like shut down.

SPEAKER_00 33:16

I don't know. I mean, like I don't know who's operating the stores like obviously to bed rot and do absolutely nothing, but I also like to have human interactions every now and then.

SPEAKER_01 33:25

Every once in a while, but yeah, every once in a while.

SPEAKER_00 33:28

So, and then another fear I have, which I kind of get made fun of every now and then, but I have a reason for it. Okay, I'm afraid of escalators.

SPEAKER_01 33:36

Okay, okay, it's not like that crazy. They are dangerous sometimes. You can get caught in them.

SPEAKER_00 33:42

That's where my fear starts.

SPEAKER_01 33:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 33:44

When I was four years old in preschool, I I'm gonna I'm gonna shout her out because what a terrible lady. At Happy Land Preschool in Culver City, California, Miss Shirley was my preschool teacher at that school, and she decided to scare all of the children there and say that she knew a little boy who went on an escalator and his shoelace got stuck in the in the side of it, and then he got sucked into the into the escalator. And then he died in the mechanisms, and he was never seen from again. Oh my god. Why would you tell a four-year-old that? So that I am now 32 years old. And that's still 28 years later. That story is sticky with me. So fuck you, Miss Shirley, at Happyland Preparation.

SPEAKER_01 34:35

High school, another story. Like a teacher that told me something in health class.

SPEAKER_00 34:39

What's wrong with these people?

SPEAKER_01 34:40

That I never know, but it was helpful, and I still well, I guess. I don't know. I don't even know if it's true or not.

SPEAKER_00 34:46

What are you gonna say? I can't imagine what you're about to say.

SPEAKER_01 34:48

It's wild. It was high school, health class. We could maybe cut this part.

SPEAKER_00 34:51

Is it coach carr?

SPEAKER_01 34:52

No. Don't have sex because you get pregnant and died. Kind of. Okay, so this is like TMI trigger warning, I guess. Okay, so guys

First-Time Stories: Cringe, Chaos, And Lessons

SPEAKER_01 35:00

say do not ever have backdoor sex, anal sex, because there's a like a point up there, and if it gets hit, you just start shitting uncontrollably. What? And her words were it will flow out like pudding. And that stuck with me forever, and I was like, never, like, no, no, no, no, no. She's like, it's an exit, not an entrance. And like that was her lesson was like, nothing is supposed to go up there, it's only supposed to come out. So those were her exact words. It will flow out like pudding, and I've never forgot that sentence. Like, what do you mean? Why would you say it like that? That's so nuts. And then she's like, Okay, and here's somebody's lungs who have been smoking their whole life. Like, what? Let's rewind, lady. I don't remember her name, but I remember that sentence, and I will never forget that. So that's why I got and you know what? Backdoor is always locked, so thank you, health teacher from high school.

SPEAKER_00 35:56

I think I sent it to you another TikTok, but it I don't know how this came on my for you page because it's not like I'm putting this out there, but it was this lady, she was like an older black lady, and she was saying that if you have anal sex, you're welcoming the devil into your body. And I was like, How did I get here?

SPEAKER_01 36:17

Yeah, she sent it to me, and I'm like, Thank you. Now that's my algorithm. Cool, cool, cool.

SPEAKER_00 36:23

I don't know how it came on my for you page, and I haven't seen anything like it since. I just saw that and I was like, huh. I thought she was gonna say something funny. No, she was serious. It was a full unlexture. A sermon about how you should not have anal sex because you are welcoming the devil into your body and into your soul.

SPEAKER_01 36:40

And I was like, That was basically the same thing my health teacher said, just in a different way.

SPEAKER_00 36:45

And I'm over here being called the devil. Rude.

SPEAKER_01 36:48

Oh wow, so rude. Oh wow, it all circles back. So yeah, so that's high school health. But yeah, I guess that can like lead us into like our scary um virginity, losing our virginity. Okay, yeah. So I think of high school house.

SPEAKER_00 37:05

Yeah, I got we're I had a uh Gremlin story that was sent to me about how this girl lost her virginity, um and she had been waiting for so long, and she finally decided she was gonna do it. Like I think it was her 21st birthday. She was with her boyfriend for a while, and in the midst of her losing it, she had drank so much and she wasn't used to drinking, so she threw up. Yeah, and then he helped clean her up and you know, get her life together. Yeah, and then yeah, he was super nice about it, and then a couple weeks later, she was like, We actually did it, so I think of that as my story. Yeah, but I had said, Okay, fine, I will eventually tell the story on the podcast. On the podcast, but I didn't want to do it by myself, so I'm here for moral support and to share my to share yours. I think you should go first.

SPEAKER_01 37:56

Okay, it's not that crazy or wild.

SPEAKER_00 37:58

Mine's not crazy or wild, it's just embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 38:01

Mine's okay, so like I had rules in high school. I was very like uh principled, me and my friends. We made like a pact that like we weren't gonna have sex in high school unless like he was our boyfriend for a year or like six months or something, and then like we also had like stupid rules, like we knew his favorite colour and his last name, like okay.

SPEAKER_00 38:23

So basically, sex with a stranger, and they had met our family, and we knew their family.

SPEAKER_01 38:28

That was like our rule, but like I that never happened in high school.

SPEAKER_00 38:31

How interesting how things have changed.

SPEAKER_01 38:33

Yeah. Now they just have to no, anyways. I'm not even gonna go there. Besides the point, I have standards too. No, that's those are still my principals, actually. I'm going back to that. Maybe we should, maybe I should, but I'm going back to that. So yeah. Um, they that was our rule. And so I had been with my high school boyfriend at the time for like six months, but I was out of high school and just graduated. Okay. It was his birthday. We went to Casino Morongo. Shout out, Casino Morongo. So every time I drive past them, like, and their motto or their like slogan is Mer Casino Morongo. Good times.

SPEAKER_00 39:11

And I'm like, they were like, it was a good tip.

SPEAKER_01 39:13

It was. Um, kind of, I guess. I don't know. I just heard horror stories about like all of my other friends in high school like losing their virginity, and so I was like really scared of it and like just like everything going wrong. So I was just like putting it off, kind of, but then like we've been together for a while, so I was like, all right, and you knew his favorite color. Yeah, I knew his favorite color. We were at Casino Marongo, his parents bought the hotel room, I knew his family, he knew mine. All things last name, checkbox, champ box. So it was his birthday, and I was like, you know what? Happy birthday. Here's my virginity. Oh my god. And yeah, so we um did it at the like Casino Morongo hotel room, but like we I don't know why we like put a towel under the door. For some reason, I don't know why. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_00 39:56

Okay, but I thought you were gonna say you put the towel under you.

SPEAKER_01 40:00

No, no, no. We were in the shower. Oh and for some reason we we flooded the bathroom, and yeah. With your passion? No, like the shower was we were in the shower, and the bathroom water just was running, like, and I don't know what happened. We flood like it leaked out of the shower and onto the floor, and somehow there was a towel like on and like it we caused a flood in the bathroom. We cleaned it up, but like, yeah. It was that was my story. So I always think of casino moral. It wasn't the worst thing that could have happened.

SPEAKER_00 40:31

I see that commercial that's every time I hear it, I'm like, oh my god, good times.

SPEAKER_01 40:35

But yeah, it wasn't like the worst case scenario, but it was just like, okay, we flooded the bathroom. I don't know why we were I maybe we're like trying to soundproof it, and they're like, like, I don't fucking know what we were thinking. God only knows, like, why we had a towel on our door. Oh wow. It's not like we were like smoking and like had to have like a smoke buddy back, you know, like well before the smoke buddy, we had to have a toilet paper roll and a dryer sheet. And that never worked. Yeah, but no, we weren't even doing that. So I have no idea why we had the towel, but we flooded the bathroom, and that was that.

SPEAKER_00 41:08

But hashtag good times. Yeah, Cassino Morongo, if you want to sponsor the episode to 18-year-olds losing their virginity in your hotel.

SPEAKER_01 41:20

Well, you can gamble there.

SPEAKER_00 41:22

Yeah. So we did.

unknown 41:26

So we did.

SPEAKER_01 41:27

So we did. Um, yeah, that's my story. It's not that crazy, but all right.

SPEAKER_00 41:31

Yeah, my I can't believe I'm gonna tell this story dressed like a slutty cat. Well, all right, oh mine's not crazy either. Mine's just embarrassing for me.

SPEAKER_01 41:39

Why?

SPEAKER_00 41:40

So I couldn't tell you when it was. I do know it was on a Wednesday.

SPEAKER_01 41:44

Oh, interesting.

SPEAKER_00 41:45

I'll tell you why. So school would get out, like in high school, we would get not middle school, guys, it's high school. We would get out at 3 p.m. on every day except for Wednesdays. Wednesdays we got out of school at 1 30. So we would go to my house and when uh when we got out of school at 1 30, we had more time before anyone came home. Oh, yeah. So it was on Wednesday. Couldn't tell you anything else about that. I don't know what month it was in. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 42:10

Or what year.

SPEAKER_00 42:12

I don't know. I mean, it's not like I was like tired drunk during those times. It's just a long ass time ago. Let's just say I was like, let's say 16. I don't know. Uh uh, no one give or take. No one come for me.

SPEAKER_01 42:24

High school.

SPEAKER_00 42:25

Um but yeah, so we were like in the middle of doing it, but it hurt so bad. It was so fucking painful that I started to cry. Not because I was filled with emotion, but because I am the biggest baby wuss you will ever meet when it comes to pain, and it was painful, and it was horrible and terrible, it's super embarrassing.

SPEAKER_01 42:49

And I think most people's story goes really bad for the guy.

SPEAKER_00 42:53

That's what I've been hurt. That's also his story now, too. And like, what a shit story.

SPEAKER_01 42:59

At least it was his first time, also. So, like, neither of you.

SPEAKER_00 43:02

Yeah, it's not like he was like, you took.

SPEAKER_01 43:04

But yeah, funny story of the guy who I lost my virginity to. That was not his first time, and I was like super jealous of his ex-girlfriend before that, but then he told me how she did it for some reason, and she had a physical card that said V card, and she gave him her like V card, and then they had sex. So I was like, alright. And you were jealous of that. After I heard that, no, he told me that, and then I was like, Oh, wait, never mind. Why am I jealous of that's fucking weird?

SPEAKER_00 43:34

It is so weird, yeah. As like a token.

SPEAKER_01 43:36

Well, I think it was from a church or something, and so that's even worse.

SPEAKER_00 43:40

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 43:41

I don't know the logistics about the book that girl got it. I never met her, but like, um, yeah, so I was like, yeah, that was I just thought that was funny. And like, at least I didn't give him anyone a physical copy of a card.

SPEAKER_00 43:54

Right.

SPEAKER_01 43:55

And who makes those? That's so weird.

SPEAKER_00 43:57

But that was like Yeah, like she took the time to print that out. Did she laminate it?

SPEAKER_01 44:00

I don't know if she made it. I don't know if it was given to her to give to someone.

SPEAKER_00 44:03

Why would the church give her something like that?

SPEAKER_01 44:05

Maybe to like hold on to and be like, this is a special thing. You don't just give this to anyone, and like the act of like having to give the physical thing, maybe it like makes you think about like I don't fucking know, dude. I don't I didn't make it up, it's not my fucking story. So weird, but yeah, I felt better about my story and anyone out there. At least you're not doing physical copies of a T card. You guys have been giving physical copies, but they still went through with it, so yeah, that's on them, anyways.

SPEAKER_00 44:34

Yeah, but yeah, I remember it was and then afterwards I was thinking, like, that's what like everyone was talking about. Like, that's like was such a big deal. Like, this sucks. Sorry to the guy. Uh I'm I sucked too, so you know, yeah, but yeah, I was just like, this is what it is. Like I'm so bummed. Yeah, I was like left with like melancholy. I was like, well, this sucks.

SPEAKER_01 44:58

Yeah. That's kind of so how I feel now. I was like, oh fuck. That sucked.

SPEAKER_00 45:05

All right. Well, I'm glad we're gonna end on a high. I feel like that was the cherry on top of the way this week has been going.

SPEAKER_01 45:14

No, for real. No, for real, literally. That's that pretty much sums it up. In a nutshell, I'm dead.

SPEAKER_00 45:23

We cried, we flooded the bathroom, and then it sucked. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:27

I don't, yeah, I think I mean it wasn't that bad. I do remember being like painful, but you know.

SPEAKER_00 45:32

Yeah, no, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 45:33

It wasn't as like gnarly as like everyone else made it out too.

SPEAKER_00 45:35

I don't understand like why mine was like so terrible. It was just like, or maybe I'll honestly I'm just kind of a baby.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

Nobody knew what we were, we didn't know what we were doing. I don't know what's going on.

SPEAKER_00 45:44

I don't even know what's going on right now.

SPEAKER_01 45:46

Moral of the story is have some if you're young and you're listening, have some rules in place so you don't just give it away. Know his favorite color. Know his favorite color, his last name, and be together for six months. If you're still in high school, if you're uh over 18, do whatever you want. That's my advice.

SPEAKER_00 46:05

There we go. And that's pretty much our show.

SPEAKER_01 46:07

Well, on that note.

SPEAKER_00 46:08

On that note.

SPEAKER_01 46:09

Cheers.

SPEAKER_00 46:10

Happy Halloween.

SPEAKER_01 46:11

Happy Halloween, everyone. Stay safe. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 46:13

And do you have socials you want to give out?

SPEAKER_01 46:15

Yes, follow me on TikTok for underscores J Rose, J-A-Y-R-O-S-E. Same on Instagram. And that's about it.

SPEAKER_00 46:22

And she's actually doing well on TikTok right now.

SPEAKER_01 46:24

Oh yeah. I had a video that went viral. She manifested I manifested going viral for my birthday, and like two days after my or the day of my birthday, I woke up going viral. Not to any video that I spent time editing and well, no, if you spend time on it, it's no, of course not. It was a stupid ass ice cream truck video. But I think I talked about it on the last episode that I was here. Yeah. So yeah, watch my viral video on my TikTok.

SPEAKER_00 46:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:48

And yeah. Cool. We're gonna go change into sweats now.

SPEAKER_00 46:50

Yep. And you can follow myself and the podcast on Instagram and TikTok, Emily to Gramily Pod. I do need to update the TikTok. Everyone,

Wrap-Up, Socials, And Halloween Sign-Off

SPEAKER_00 47:00

be patient with me. You can also watch this episode and see us in our cute outfits, which we put so much time and effort into, even though it was so taxing.

SPEAKER_01 47:09

It was hard to get into the costumes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:12

Not once, but twice. Twice. Yeah. The first time we did it, we were feeling ourselves. It was great. And um it all went to help.

SPEAKER_01 47:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:19

Um, so yeah, you can watch this episode on YouTube, Emily to Grammary. Emily to Grammily Pod. Sorry guys. I'm sure I'm drinking my Celsius and I'm struggling. Um gossip, or if you need gremlin guidance, you can email the pod, Emily to Grammley Pod at gmail.com. Make sure to like, follow, share, subscribe, rate five stars, do all the things. Follow her on socials, follow me on socials.

SPEAKER_01 47:49

And drop your uh Halloween costumes in the comments. What are you guys dressing up as if you are?

SPEAKER_00 47:54

And anything we discuss today on today's episode, I will make sure to put in Instagram stories labeled episode, I believe, 26. Happy Halloween. Correctly, which I'm not, but twenty-six. All right, happy Halloween. We don't have any more cheers, alcoholical cheers Celsius. Cheers, Toodles, happy Halloween. Bye.

SPEAKER_01 48:20

We did it.