We Aren't Well

WARNING: This episode is unhinged as we were extremely hungover and decided to rally.

Hungover honesty meets producer mode, and the contrast is the point. We open with tequila regret and bedhead confessions, then flip the switch into how we’re attempting to level up the show. It’s the unsexy backbone of a creative project, but it becomes the reason the rest of the chaos can be funny instead of fatal.

From there, the conversation veers into the dating trenches with equal parts comedy and caution. We walk through the “Tea” app, a searchable, anonymous space where women compare notes and flag patterns, and how it confirmed what our gut already knew about an actor with endless red flags and a cult-like Zoom class. Then the story gets personal: How a man made Jay break her limerence even though there were bright red flags waving directly in her face and how unchecked icks become dealbreakers.

We end with a rapid-fire icks list and a serious note on consent: unsolicited explicit pics aren’t flirty; they’re disrespectful. If you’re navigating modern dating, this one’s a field guide, use the tools, trust your feelings, and watch how people behave when it costs them something.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_02 0:13

Hi.

Hungover Cold Open And Confessions

SPEAKER_01 0:14

How are you?

SPEAKER_02 0:16

Well, you know I don't feel well. We're here.

SPEAKER_01 0:21

Yeah, okay, so if you guys are possibly watching this, which I highly doubt it, but you're probably just listening.

SPEAKER_02 0:27

If you can see us right now, we're not doing it's not our usual selves you would see on the YouTube channel or in the clips. Yeah. You might notice we look a little different. And no, we're not going on a stakeout.

SPEAKER_01 0:39

No, we're not.

SPEAKER_02 0:40

We're incognito because we look like we're hiding from ourselves because we're hiding from the decisions of prior. Yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 0:49

Not really, actually. I didn't make any bad. Well stand by. Hold on.

SPEAKER_02 0:53

I didn't make any bad decisions.

SPEAKER_01 0:55

Well yeah, I didn't make any bad decisions either. I just woke up with regret.

SPEAKER_02 0:59

For what?

SPEAKER_01 1:00

Because I drank too much.

SPEAKER_02 1:01

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 1:03

I don't know. I feel gross. I don't feel like I'm doing well. And clearly I'm not. I'm just been gripping this bottle. Look at this eat. And I don't even have nails in it. I have no nails on. My hair is unwashed. I have a hat on to distract from the fact that my hair is dirty and I have sunglasses on because I didn't have the energy to put some makeup on in my face.

SPEAKER_02 1:27

Same. And I have no nails. Yeah. And then I started the night off last night with like five more rings than I have on now.

SPEAKER_01 1:37

Oh, you lost more rings?

SPEAKER_02 1:38

Yeah, but they weren't of value. Right. These ones were like they're just these little top little topper ones. Yeah. If I lost this one, I would have been very upset. This one, I don't really care. I lost the most one, the one that was most valuable and important to me, but that got fucked off in the sand.

SPEAKER_01 1:54

You want to tell that story or something?

SPEAKER_02 1:56

Yeah, I would love to tell that story.

SPEAKER_01 1:58

Um also um our episode drink is we're just drinking straight straight from the bottle.

SPEAKER_02 2:03

Sorry, that was aggressive.

SPEAKER_01 2:04

We we're just at this point trying to We're just give like make the shakes go away, is what I'm trying to do.

SPEAKER_02 2:12

Okay, I was just trying to party.

SPEAKER_01 2:13

Oh, I we're on different vibes. I'm trying to make myself feel better.

SPEAKER_02 2:17

I'm just gonna take a miniature one and then we can get into like story times and like crazy shit and like we'll see what happens. I'm not gonna chug it. I said a mini one.

SPEAKER_01 2:24

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 2:24

Remember, I poured us that little sad shot yesterday.

SPEAKER_01 2:27

Oh my god, she poured us the weirdest little shot. It was like a sip. I'm like, if we drink that, it's gonna be disgusting because there's like nothing in there. It's just like a taste of what we were drinking tequila yesterday. I was trying to be demanded. No wonder I feel gross.

Tequila, Missed Margaritas, And Regret

SPEAKER_01 2:40

I was drinking tequila yesterday.

SPEAKER_02 2:41

Yeah, that was a bad idea. Yeah. Well, we the the plan was to make margaritas for the episode.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Yeah, we were supposed to make strawberry or mango margaritas.

SPEAKER_02 2:48

And um so we got the tequila, but then we just started drinking the margarita.

SPEAKER_01 2:52

Yeah, we just did the tequila.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

And I had somewhere to be.

SPEAKER_01 2:58

Yeah, she had an appointment.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

An appointment.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Which is why which is why she's here. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 3:04

Don't worry, she's just gonna take apart the studio. That's not why I'm here. I'm here for tech day.

SPEAKER_01 3:08

Oh god. Yeah, okay, so she was telling me that she wants to do a tech day, and I was really uninterested in it because the technical part of this podcast is like the least interesting part for me.

SPEAKER_02 3:20

However, it is a digital medium, and as a digital media manager, management major, and your unofficial official producer, I can't let this go on any longer.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

Yeah, she's already been yelling at me that we need to be better.

SPEAKER_02 3:34

We're gonna step up our podcast and get viewers like we need to sync the audio and video.

SPEAKER_01 3:39

Yeah, and then she made me do a link tree, which I will eventually be linked in her bio.

SPEAKER_02 3:45

Linked in my bio with all the affiliate. She showed me all the analytics. We're doing it, yeah. So it was like maybe boring, but it was useful information.

SPEAKER_01 3:53

And I mean,

Tech Day: Producer Mode On

SPEAKER_01 3:54

I took a lot away from it, and I I hope so.

SPEAKER_02 3:56

I paid $90,000 to learn how to do that.

SPEAKER_01 3:59

Thank you for teaching me for free.

SPEAKER_02 4:01

I was kidding, I paid for uh for a lot more than what I taught you, no offense. Uh we didn't, I mean, it took me two years. Yeah, no, but she was a great student, very open to learning, and you know, hopefully, and over time, like our tips and tricks will show through the podcast. And then once it blows up, everyone will be like, Oh wow. Yeah, would you look at that? They did that shit. So yeah, hopefully, no, not hopefully, this episode will be the first episode that has synced audio and video.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 4:30

Why do you look sound so sad about it?

SPEAKER_01 4:33

I'm just sad, guys.

SPEAKER_02 4:35

Do you want to unpack that?

SPEAKER_01 4:37

Oh no, I just don't feel good.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_01 4:39

You know, I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 4:41

I feel unwell.

SPEAKER_01 4:42

Yeah, I I don't I'm not my best version of myself.

Leveling Up: Links, Analytics, And Sync

SPEAKER_02 4:46

Let me just I'll just tell you like in a nutshell. And you would think we went out to like a rave last night and we're at like warehouse after parties till like four in the morning. Yeah. No, we're just getting up there in age.

SPEAKER_00 4:56

Oh no.

SPEAKER_02 4:58

I am. Because I went to bed at like 11.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

Yeah, what time did you go to bed?

SPEAKER_02 5:02

No clue. Early.

SPEAKER_00 5:04

I know I noticed. I came back to I think I was told to go to bed around mid-night.

SPEAKER_02 5:07

I came back from the bar due to my camera roll. I can see what time I was on my way back from the bar. Yeah. And it was like 10 45 p.m.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

Would you like to tell the people what you were doing?

SPEAKER_02 5:18

Nope.

SPEAKER_01 5:21

Yeah, I didn't really do anything last night either.

SPEAKER_02 5:24

Well, I guess we'll cut that part. I don't even know if this episode's making it to air. We'll see. It's really just a test run to sync the audio and video.

SPEAKER_01 5:30

Well, it's gonna go to air because I don't have the fucking wherewithal to do another episode. Like, this is it. It's gonna be a fucking mess. You guys are in for a ride. We I normally have like an outline. I have a paper here, an outline. I have a talk, like talking points. I know what I'm gonna say.

SPEAKER_02 5:47

It's an organized we are doing this is strictly out going off vibes.

SPEAKER_01 5:51

Yeah, like this is this is just it.

SPEAKER_02 5:53

This is us. Take it or leave it.

SPEAKER_01 5:55

I feel like it's so dark in here, and it's because I have my sunnies on.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

No, I don't know even what's happening right now, but I feel like we're not

Vibes Only: No Outline, No Filter

SPEAKER_02 6:02

really like you know, worried. Who cares? No. This is the podcast episode.

SPEAKER_01 6:07

This is it. This is the hungover.

SPEAKER_02 6:09

This is hungoverslash getting drunk. Yeah. Progressive.

SPEAKER_01 6:12

I mean, I like to get drunk all the time, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 6:14

Yeah, and hence why you were hungover this morning.

SPEAKER_01 6:16

Oh, that was so gross.

SPEAKER_02 6:18

Anyways.

SPEAKER_01 6:19

Yeah, I don't we have no talking points today.

SPEAKER_02 6:21

No, we don't, but we're just going off vibes.

SPEAKER_01 6:23

Yeah, okay, so I have no nails on, and it makes my hands look extra small, and like I have baby hands. You know what I had a friend tell me one time? She said I have oh yeah. Perfect hand job hands. And I said, Why? And she said, Because you make every dick look big.

SPEAKER_02 6:38

That's a that's true. I have like alien hands.

SPEAKER_01 6:42

If you can see on minor teeny. Wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_02 6:47

If you can see on YouTube right now, it's insane. Hers looks like a child's hand. I don't know why your hands are so clammy right now, my bad. They are actually, yeah. No, I touched my own hand.

SPEAKER_04 6:56

I was like, oh disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 6:59

Oh, whatever. I'm like, coming. I mean, what coming? Not coming. Okay. Trust me, I'm not.

unknown 7:11

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 7:12

Anyways, that's a conversation for another time, not on the podcast.

SPEAKER_01 7:16

We already discussed this.

SPEAKER_02 7:17

Yeah,

Dating Status And Limerence

SPEAKER_02 7:18

off offline. We discussed offline. Um, yeah, so that's a whole nother story for never to air. Yeah. But yeah, we can talk about my lack of dating life. If you guys wanted an update, yeah. I was out of limerence for a little bit.

SPEAKER_01 7:34

Yeah, she she's the queen of making up scenarios in her head and thinking she's in love with people.

SPEAKER_02 7:40

It's called manifesting.

SPEAKER_01 7:42

How's that working out for you? Not well.

SPEAKER_03 7:45

How are you doing? Not well, bitch. Not well, bitch. Um, yeah, so how does it look like I'm doing it?

SPEAKER_01 7:52

I'll I'll let you um How does it look like my dating life is going? I'm gonna pull that as a still.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

How does it look like my dating life is going?

SPEAKER_01 8:00

Um, yeah, why don't I let you lead that conversation because I don't know what to do with that.

SPEAKER_02 8:04

I don't even know where to begin.

SPEAKER_01 8:05

I think we should talk about how stupid everybody is. Yeah, sure. I was thinking of one specific person, but yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:15

We can go down the list. Okay. Where should we start? You lead. Um well, alright. I'll start with this. I've been single

The “Tea” App For Dating Safety

SPEAKER_02 8:26

for like over three years now.

SPEAKER_03 8:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 8:30

And I was actively choosing to be single for a long time. And then I decided to like start dipping my toe in the dating world again. Yeah. And god damn, this is a fucking train wreck out here, folks, in these streets. Oh man, it's rough out there. So I made a hinge profile.

SPEAKER_01 8:49

Okay, what does like your hinge profile say?

SPEAKER_02 8:52

Well, I deactivated it for some fuck tart. Okay, let me rephrase that. I deactivated it for some douchebag.

SPEAKER_01 9:00

Should we talk about what had happened?

SPEAKER_02 9:02

What had happened was I deactivated it for some douchebag. No.

SPEAKER_01 9:06

Which is the train wreck of the last episode you were on.

SPEAKER_02 9:09

Yes, exactly. I don't know if we want to like give airtime to it, but it's like I don't know. I think we should call him out. Yeah. I mean, I won't name names.

SPEAKER_00 9:16

He doesn't deserve a name.

SPEAKER_02 9:18

And the funniest part is it's like the most common fucking name in the world, or one of the name of a dog. What do you mean? Mohammed is the most common fucking name in the world. Read a fucking book. His name is not Muhammad.

unknown 9:32

It wasn't.

SPEAKER_02 9:35

Same initial, different. Yeah. Anyways, and then I was like, I said something about that. I was like, oh, because I was talking about, oh, ladies out there, download the T app, okay? Oh, yeah. They're single ladies. It's called T T E A. You just and like guys are trying to hate on it, and they're trying to like Well, of course, because they're Yeah, so they're getting exposed. So basically, it's an app where you can type in any guy's name you want, and you can search in your area, like whatever, and like girls post pictures of the guys from dating apps as anyone. It stemmed from that those Facebook groups, Are We Dating the Same Guy? Yeah. And so they made an app out of it. You can pay for the monthly subscription. I this is not a sponsor by the way, but hey, T app if you want to sponsor the pod. Yeah, so I gotta approve and I did pay for a monthly subscription because you can look up that. Is it it was 20 bucks a month? So I just did one month because I was like, I can't really afford that right now. You know, I mean just I'm I'm in the job market, so I can't really afford it. And I already paying my $20 chat GPT subscription, anyways. Priorities. So, but I just wanted to see what was up for a little bit. So you can type in any guy's name and then see, and then if you like it's kind of like likes or like thumbs down, I guess would be the equivalent, and it's red flags or green flags. So you can scroll through or you can type in a guy's name, and they'll like their picture will pop up, and if they're

Actor Hatfish And 27 Red Flags

SPEAKER_02 10:51

in the system, whatever, if like another girl's dated him, and they can have like five red flags, five green flags, and then you can leave comments about them, but no, every girl's name is anonymous. Like, all it's everything's anonymous except for the guys, it's just girls exposing guys and being like, Are we dating the same guy? Do you know anything about this guy? What the fuck ever? So the first guy I like was somewhat talking to since I like decided to start somewhat dating dating, attempting to date in Los Angeles, mind you. And yeah, no, he seemed all cool and fun. First of all, he was a hatfish. Don't get hatfish, ladies. He was a hat fish. I thought I was the love of my life. I was drunk and he had a hat on.

SPEAKER_01 11:32

Wait, who are we talking about? The same guy?

SPEAKER_02 11:35

The first one, the actor.

SPEAKER_01 11:37

Oh my god, that guy was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 11:40

Exactly. And he invited me to his online Zoom acting class, and it was so fucking serious, and it was so weird. Anyways, he's on this he app. I looked his name up because the guy after that I was talking to, they had the same name. So I didn't find the guy that I was dating for however the last three months or whatever that was. Yeah. And but I found the guy prior, which I had already cut off. Yeah. And he was he had not one, not two, not three red flags, 27 red flags. Now 28, because I added one. Yeah. Um, and comments. And so I knew he was weird. I knew it was weird, but the comments were insane. It was like he has multiple baby mamas with multiple women in different states. He has a baby on the way in Texas, like he leads a cult-like acting studio. I was like, true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 12:27

And the fact that he invited you to the acting studio and then not the studio, it was a Zoom class.

SPEAKER_02 12:34

Yeah, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 12:35

But it's just like it was like you showed me a video of it. It was so cringy.

SPEAKER_02 12:39

So cringy. It was embarrassed. It was so bad. I was cringed.

SPEAKER_01 12:42

And I don't I didn't know this.

SPEAKER_02 12:43

And the worst part was is like that was those were his students, and he was like yelling. Who pay him, and he was yelling at them. It was and taking it so fucking serious. And I was like, oh, I thought maybe I could be cute little actress, you know, like in LA. And I went to that class. These people were dead serious. I'm like, the such I don't I came in late to the class because I didn't want to come on trying everything to get out of it. I'm like, I don't really want to go to this Zoom class. I was like, I'm I'm walking my dog. He's like, you can join from your phone. I'm like, I'm with my mom right now. He's like, okay, well just turn your camera off. Like, oh fuck, okay. I was like, all right, I'll be there. And so I went and I joined, I logged on and I said, What the fuck is this? Um did you ever meet him in person?

SPEAKER_01 13:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:22

No, that's how I met him. I met him through my Oh, I remember I remember.

SPEAKER_01 13:25

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 13:25

I it was after episode one that never saw the light of day. I went out and I'm pretty sure we t said like this story before when we're talking about my limerence phase, because I was like, it's okay, all is forgiven. I met the love of my life, I met my husband. Yeah, that is the actor guy.

SPEAKER_01 13:42

And then when he quote unquote broke up, I was like, Well, damn it, I'm not gonna get a toast at the wedding then. Yeah, damn it.

SPEAKER_02 13:49

We didn't we broke

The “Good On Paper” Boyfriend

SPEAKER_02 13:50

up, we never even started dating. No. That never even, no, it wasn't even broke up.

SPEAKER_01 13:55

No, that wasn't even you blocked him, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:58

After the acting class, I was like, oh no. So yeah, anyways, get the tea up if you're single ladies and dating. And you can look up people's criminal background, you can check that out. You can check their like you can just search a bunch of shit and and no, it's dating safety for women, and all these guys are mad about it, they're trying to hack the system, and they feel like they had a data breach because the guys were getting exposed, but it's still there, and I support it. So, and it also would have been helpful if the guy who I was dating for the last three months was also on there. Should I post him on?

SPEAKER_01 14:29

I was gonna say, you haven't posted him.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

No, I thought about it. Okay, so then I was like that, like I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 14:34

It's just like Okay, so here, I'll tell my side of the story. Yeah, yeah, please. You start us off. I met the most recent guy at your birthday dinner. I liked him immediately. I thought he was I was like, okay, I was like, you know what? I feel like this is a good guy for her. Like he it seem he seemed like he was stable, he was somewhat normal. We're none of us are normal, but somewhat normal.

SPEAKER_02 14:56

Especially comparing to the like my previous.

SPEAKER_01 14:59

Yeah, I'm like, all right, this is the best one out of all.

SPEAKER_02 15:01

So far, so good. Right. The bar is in the gutter, literally. The literal gutter, okay? So new rule, no guys with face tattoos. He didn't have a face tattoo. He had a job and he had a car and he had a like a house.

SPEAKER_01 15:14

A life. He had he was a normal member of society. So I'm like, yay, point number one. So then you guys are dating for a while. There's some red flags, but in my head, I'm like, you know what? Like, she because she you kept saying, like, is dating supposed to be this hard? And I'm like, well, no, but like it I don't know, like just basically go with it.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

Cause I was trying to and like mind you, I've had like very toxic ass relationships in the past. So this was the first, like, I told you I was single for a long time, so I was very mindful about dating. So like it seemed at the the beginning to be. He seemed like a good guy, yeah. For you and checked a lot of all the boxes, not all of them.

SPEAKER_01 15:58

But yeah, not all of them. But he seemed somewhat good, somewhat normal. So I'm just like, you know what? Like, just like see it through. Yeah. He goes to your graduate or your yeah, your graduation party. Yeah. He met like your parents, your entire family. Everybody. I go there with my boyfriend.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:15

Robert meets him and he's like, I like him. Like he seems, he seems nice. Yeah. He seems good.

SPEAKER_02 16:20

He seems like and my parents were like solid about it. Like, okay, yeah, like he's an acceptable, he can come to her.

SPEAKER_01 16:26

It all went to crumbled shit.

SPEAKER_02 16:29

Out of fucking nowhere.

SPEAKER_01 16:32

It wasn't that nowhere. It wasn't out of nowhere.

SPEAKER_02 16:34

Yeah. Like there were signs, and instead of them being- I was trying to be like We were all trying to be like positive.

SPEAKER_03 16:42

We were all rooting for you.

SPEAKER_02 16:44

Literally, everyone was fucking rooting for him, and everyone was like, oh my god, like this is like solid. Even my cousin came up to me and was like, I really like him. Like, like he seemed he put on a very good front forward-facing persona.

SPEAKER_01 16:57

I didn't know what the issue was. I can tell you where we should have realized he wasn't like at the beach when I lost my ring. No, I was gonna say when he thought I was an innocent sweet baby angel. Oh yeah, that he said that he was like, I like Emily.

SPEAKER_02 17:10

He was so sweet and innocent and chill.

SPEAKER_01 17:12

And she texted me that and I was like, pa! Like yeah, I'm fucking right. Yeah. And then I told Robert that, and he was like, What did

Malibu Beach Day And Lost Ring

SPEAKER_01 17:20

were you faking it? Like, did he did you put it on a front?

SPEAKER_02 17:22

I was like, No, I was just like you ordered a risotto and that was that my yeah, my veggie risotto. Maybe that's it. She's a sweet girl. No, he told me he would always tell me that you reminded him of someone he knew. And so I'm I'm assuming that that girl who he knew was a sweet girl, and that's where he the correlation went. Mahiti was like not like knowing the real you. Come on.

SPEAKER_03 17:43

Like, yo, bro, we never mind.

SPEAKER_01 17:44

People who have people who haven't met me can guesstimate. Like, if I may not know 100%.

SPEAKER_02 17:50

If you meet us, we're delightful, sweet look like girls. But sweet. If you met me in 2017, that's a different person.

SPEAKER_01 17:59

When you were a feral gremlin, I was never a gremlin. Oh, you're a fucking bit.

SPEAKER_03 18:05

I was a very upstanding citizen of society. I did no wrong.

SPEAKER_01 18:12

Alright, so why don't you talk about the beach? Why don't you tell tell the peoples the issues? Yeah, so everyone. And then I can tell what happened. I can tell them what happened. Yeah, here that yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:24

Include clips.

SPEAKER_01 18:26

I yeah, I can't.

SPEAKER_02 18:27

It is on video. The breakup is on video. So yeah, we were dating for a while, and then one day we went to the beach with one of his friends, and his friend and him were like bodysurfing. Okay.

SPEAKER_01 18:42

You can't see my eyes, but I just rolled them.

SPEAKER_02 18:44

And also, like, I born and raised in California, like it's body surfing is easy. You literally just lay there and the wave takes you to the shore. And you could like paddle your arms if you want to go faster. Right. There's not much to bodysurfing.

SPEAKER_00 18:55

I could body surfing.

SPEAKER_02 18:56

It's like being carried by the waves. It's like, yeah, okay, so these idiots were bodysurfing. I was chilling on the beach, and then they come out of the water, and like his friend is fucking screaming bloody murder about his shoulder being dislocated. Mind you, they were not in the deep waters, like it was not even fucking waist length or waist deep, whatever.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

Yeah, I get what you were trying to say.

SPEAKER_00 19:18

Picking up with your buttons.

SPEAKER_02 19:19

Yeah, it wasn't even fucking, they weren't waist deep. It was like to their knees. So I'm like, how do you why are you body surfing also in two feet water? And then second involved, what the fuck? Get it together. That's an ick, also. Anyways, that's besides the point. We can read our I can read my list of icks after this. Okay. So that yeah, he dislocated his shoulder, comes out screaming, then tells me to fucking pop his shoulder back into place. Like, I know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm like, I don't know what I'm not pop. He's like, Do you know how to just like pop a shoulder, dislocate his shoulder in? No. No, the fuck. So I ran on the beach, Baywatch style. We were in Malibu, it was very on brand to get the lifeguard girl. And then I told her what was going on. Me and her were giggling, and I was like, I don't know. He was like, this fucking idiot. And she was like, I can't do much, whatever. I have to call the EMT guy. I was like, yo, whatever. They called the right people and he pops the shoulder back into place. I learned that if you pick up like a tackle box and like bend over and swing your arm around, like that's how his shoulder got popped back into place. Also, he had a previous injury, so this was like re-injuring it. I want to preface that also because like he didn't just like wasn't a complete kook and dislocated his shoulder, but like kind of a kook. Anyways, so then the way this kid was acting, he was like going to the hospital, like screaming bloody murder, like wanting to get it checked out. There was a previous injury, and so I was packing up his shit for him to go to the hospital in an ambulance. In the midst of all of that, my Gucci ring that I've had for a long ass time flew off in the sand. Yeah, and it's lost somewhere in Malibu. Somewhere in Malibu. And so I was just like, let me focus on helping him. And then I told this guy that I was with dating at the time, my ex-boyfriend now. Yeah. I guess we can call I didn't even want to give him that title, but like, I guess he's an ex-boyfriend. Yeah. Whatever. Anyways, um, yeah, unfortunately, welcome. You're welcome. Join the club.

SPEAKER_01 21:04

Added to the list.

Minimizing Feelings And Missed Apologies

SPEAKER_01 21:05

I can't talk. Same.

SPEAKER_02 21:06

I'm unwell. Anyways, yeah. So then I called, I made sure his friend was okay. Uh-huh. The right people were coming. I packed up the stuff. I told my ex-boyfriend I was gonna go remove myself from the situation because I was upset about my ring. I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette. And I called you. Yeah. And I was like, this is what's going down.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

Yeah, you because you were like, What are you doing right now? I was like, I'm on my way to Target. What are you doing? You're like, I just lost my ring. Can you talk? And I was like, Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_02 21:32

Yeah, so I was also a little drunk, I'm not gonna lie.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

No, you totally were. Yeah. I mean, it's like yeah, we were having a beach day.

SPEAKER_02 21:38

I was having some light claws on the beach, and like we were having a good time.

SPEAKER_01 21:41

But like losing something that's important to you.

SPEAKER_02 21:43

Yeah. And it had really sentimental value.

SPEAKER_01 21:45

Yeah, and they what happened was they minimized it and made you feel stupid for being sad about something that you had lost.

SPEAKER_02 21:53

And then not only that, they like come up the hill after and they're like, where the fuck have you been? Yeah, like you fucking ditched us. Like, this is all about you. Now you're storming off and being a fucking brat. Actually, I'm like one of them smoking a cigarette. I was trying to be the mature adult here and remove myself from the situation so not everyone at the beach saw me having like a mini meltdown over my Gucci ring. Yeah. And it's like a $400 ring. And it had sentimental mental value despite where I got it from. Despite who gave it to me, it had a lot of meaning to me. Anyways, that didn't give like it, it was irrelevant that it meant anything to me because it was like, Oh, well, you moved, and then he was like giggling with the lifeguard girl, like, this is why I don't wear rings to the beach. So right then and there, I should have fucking broke up with him and left.

SPEAKER_01 22:37

But also, I will say I wasn't very helpful in that situation because you asked me, you're like, which I do. I'm like, you know what? Like, you guys, everyone's been drinking. It needs to like you guys need to calm down. You did lose something, your feelings are valid, but also he's not understanding the meaning behind it. So let's just give him grace. In reality, we shouldn't have to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_02 22:58

I should have left, and I should have you should have just dipped the fuck out that day, and that was my plan. And then we like talked it out, and then he brought me five dollar flowers that he didn't the next day that he didn't take the price account off of. I'm like, I'll be for real. Anyways, yeah, so all's that to say, um, we dated a little bit longer, and then when I came over here to record the Halloween episode, we had a lot of plans.

SPEAKER_01 23:20

We were gonna do a bunch of TikToks, which we eventually did, but we were gonna do TikToks. She had to get ready when she got here to change into her outfit. We got dressed, she undressed basically, and I went into my little cat suit.

SPEAKER_02 23:31

I was Karen Smith, she was Gretchen Wieners, right?

SPEAKER_01 23:34

As you guys know and saw and heard.

SPEAKER_02 23:35

And we looked so fire that day.

SPEAKER_01 23:37

We were like so cute. We did a couple TikToks, everything was gravy.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

We sit down an hour into recording.

SPEAKER_01 23:45

Yeah, no, not even before we even hit record, and then we're gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_02 23:48

An hour into me being here.

SPEAKER_01 23:50

You being because okay, I should preface this by saying she was brought here by said loser.

SPEAKER_02 23:56

And paid for the gas, paid for groceries that morning. He made us breakfast.

SPEAKER_01 24:01

Also, you were supposed to be here at noon and you didn't arrive until four.

SPEAKER_02 24:04

And I had my hair and makeup and I and my outfit ready to go. I was ready. I was

Halloween Recording Meltdown

SPEAKER_02 24:08

waiting, I was texting her, I was like, okay, I guess it's gonna be one o'clock now, okay, two o'clock, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 24:12

I didn't care because I had like cleared my day. That's not the point.

SPEAKER_02 24:14

No, it was just the principle of the mouth.

SPEAKER_01 24:16

Emily said, Okay, I'm gonna drop you off at Emily's house. She found him a brewery, he took his dog with him from his laptop.

SPEAKER_02 24:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 24:26

And before we're even able to sit down and hit play and record, he's texting her and saying, like, well, when are you guys gonna be done? This is ridiculous. I can't be waiting here all day. So I told her, I'm like, fuck this. He doesn't need to like wait for you. I will Uber you back to his house. Yeah. So that he doesn't have to wait. Like, I'm not trying to like have an issue here. I'm also not trying to be rushed.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

Yeah, we want we're not trying to be rushed. And then he was like, and then he was like, I'm good. I'm having five beers here. This place is awesome.

SPEAKER_01 24:56

He was and then I offered, I was like, if he wants, he can bring his dog here to my house with like he can't. Her cats, like my I'll put my cats in the bedroom and well in the bedroom, and I'm like, you you can like hang out.

SPEAKER_02 25:09

Opening her home to uh him.

SPEAKER_01 25:10

And he was so rude.

SPEAKER_02 25:12

He was so offended by that because I don't want to fucking hang out there. Okay, what the fuck?

SPEAKER_01 25:16

Also, and then he was like, Really, you two idiots can't fucking figure it out.

SPEAKER_02 25:20

He's like, maybe if you stopped getting fucked up and you weren't drunk, you could actually this podcast could actually be something. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 25:25

I was like, and then immediately I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? That's when I was done cleaning my gut. That's when I was done.

SPEAKER_02 25:32

When he said that shit, I was like, oh, oh no, fuck this. Like, no, fuck you, fuck this. You're a piece of shit. I don't care what the fuck happened. Yeah, I'm done with this shit. Like, you're not gonna disrespect me.

SPEAKER_01 25:42

Out of all the days for him to go off, we were sober and normal.

SPEAKER_02 25:47

No, you literally, like every other any other day would have been fine.

SPEAKER_01 25:51

It would have been a valid reaction, but that specific day, we were focused on our task. We did our TikTok, we got ready, we everything we were so laser focused on what we had to do. We had a fucking plan. No, yeah. Then he comes and screws it up.

SPEAKER_02 26:05

And then we ruins the vibe, ruins our mood, ruins our energy.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

We were just like we were done.

Brewery Texts And The Final Straw

SPEAKER_02 26:10

I was like trying to get through it and like okay, we can do this, and it was just like, but it's like it's and then he fucking ruined it all. So that's why we like we're like, cancel this shit. Yeah, like we got drunk, and then we played Aerostour, which I do want to do after this again because we didn't really fully play Aeros Tor that.

SPEAKER_01 26:24

Robert is gonna be so annoyed.

SPEAKER_02 26:26

Is he ever not annoyed? And you know what?

SPEAKER_01 26:29

I like to think he loves me.

SPEAKER_02 26:30

I like to think he loves me too. No, in my head, I like and in my head, Bob's like, I mean Robert.

SPEAKER_01 26:38

Yeah, it doesn't matter. You call him Bob.

SPEAKER_02 26:41

Bobert. Um, he is he loves me.

SPEAKER_01 26:44

But then, okay, so in sin since we're talking about him, we had to I had to call him while he was at work.

SPEAKER_02 26:51

At work, call her boyfriend while he was working for this bullshit, like this immature fucking mind you, I'm 33. He's 35, about to turn 36. So this was some child ass childish ass shit. That was another huge ick. Which leads me to my list of icks. Should I read them?

SPEAKER_01 27:08

Sure.

SPEAKER_02 27:08

I don't know if anyone cares.

SPEAKER_01 27:10

But I think Dude, this whole episode's a mess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 27:12

But they're not in in no particular order. This is just when I thought of them. Number one, but I think this is number one in order and in like my list, flash mobs.

SPEAKER_01 27:22

I was thinking about that. Yeah, like if I had to plan your like worst proposal, it would be a flash mob. It would be a flash mob. And what's funny is because I told my therapist. Why was I thinking about that? I don't even know.

SPEAKER_02 27:32

I was telling my therapist and she was like, Oh my god, I would love if someone did a flash mob for me.

SPEAKER_01 27:36

But also, like, aren't like people afraid to propose in public? Because like What are you saying?

SPEAKER_02 27:41

Oh, like that one we watched the other day. Remember when the girl went to the bathroom? Yeah, oh my god. And then the guy was like, I'll post that in stories. And she was like that will be something I post. And she was like, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 27:51

Yeah. Also, she was in the bathroom for like 20 minutes. Either she was pooping or she was trying to break up with her. And he's over here. First of all, he put a pillow under his knee. Oh, that was an ick.

SPEAKER_02 28:05

Oh, like, wait, let me add that.

SPEAKER_01 28:08

A pillow under the knee?

SPEAKER_02 28:09

Proposing with a knee pillow. It's not that long. You don't need a pillow. Like, you don't need a pillow. Get the fuck down on your knees. You want us to never mind.

SPEAKER_03 28:22

Were you gonna talk about the blowjobs right now? You want us to get on their knees and then you won't even get down on the cement for a proposal. Men don't know how to do it.

SPEAKER_02 28:33

Yeah, maybe cut that one,

Breakup On Video And Fallout

SPEAKER_02 28:35

that part out. Okay, yeah. So these are in no particular order.

SPEAKER_01 28:38

Flash mobs? Yeah, terrible.

SPEAKER_02 28:40

Guys' upper thighs. I don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. It's so gross. It's like the most like, I don't like the sun doesn't see it, I don't want to see it. I also don't really want to make eye contact with our dick either. Like I just like, I don't want to see it. I'll just close my eyes and like whatever.

SPEAKER_00 28:56

Wait, so you're just like wanting to blindly fuck?

SPEAKER_02 29:00

Kinda. I don't really want to see this. What what am I doing? Down there looking at it. Are you inspecting it with your eyes? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 29:13

What are you looking for?

SPEAKER_01 29:15

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 29:16

I just I don't like to make eye contact with it.

SPEAKER_01 29:19

I'm like a curious lady. I like I like to see what's going on.

SPEAKER_03 29:22

I want mystery. I don't want I don't want to see when you have.

SPEAKER_01 29:26

I just want to I don't want to see that shit. Do you remember that part and brightness me? Where she's like, when it's looking, you can't see it because I have glasses on, but she like closes one eye and she's like Yes, exactly.

SPEAKER_03 29:38

Where like they're looking up at you, like, am I doing a good job? I don't want to see it. Please.

SPEAKER_01 29:44

Yeah, no, I want to I want to see what's happening. No. What's going on down there?

SPEAKER_02 29:47

I don't want to see it. Disrobe. However, speaking of, I don't want to see it, I put out some energy into the universe where I get sent dick pics.

SPEAKER_01 30:00

I have never known anyone to get unsolicited dick pics as many as she does. I don't know what I'm doing. It's I don't know what you're what you're doing.

SPEAKER_02 30:08

I'm not doing anything.

SPEAKER_01 30:09

It's weird.

SPEAKER_02 30:10

It's so wild. Like, and she can attest to it. Like, it's more than it's abnormal. Like, I don't know what I have on my forehead written that's like will take unsolicited dick pics.

SPEAKER_01 30:20

Of all the people who don't want to see a penis, it's me.

SPEAKER_02 30:24

I know, and I don't ask for it. I I I have before.

SPEAKER_01 30:27

Actually.

SPEAKER_02 30:28

I asked for it to see one. It was a tasteful series. It was a tasteful series. However, he did himself a disservice because the way he angled it made it look like way bigger than it was. And then you saw him in person, you're like, I was like, damn, you really sold yourself short. He knew his angles. He knew his angles because he's a creative, which I respect. However, don't sell yourself short. Like, I'm not over here photoshopping my boobs to double D's because I know in person That's not what I got. The boobs. Yeah, what the fu where the boobs? Where the boobs at?

SPEAKER_03 31:04

What happened?

SPEAKER_01 31:07

Okay. Okay, continuing. Wait, hold on. Before we continue on, I want to talk about one specific dick pic that you received. You and I both know what we're talking about or what I'm talking about because I showed it to everyone. Okay, well show them all to everyone. Actually, for just a warning.

SPEAKER_02 31:24

If you're gonna send me a dick pic, I show them to everyone I know. Not my parents or whatever,

The Master List Of Icks

SPEAKER_02 31:30

but like my friends.

SPEAKER_01 31:31

So you were sitting there and you went and I was like, we everyone looked at you and we're like, what? You're like, oh my god, I just got this dick pic from said guy.

SPEAKER_02 31:41

And this was years ago, by the way.

SPEAKER_01 31:42

Years, yeah, like long, long time ago.

SPEAKER_02 31:45

2017, 2018, yeah, 2019.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

It was the blurry years.

SPEAKER_02 31:48

Blurry years.

SPEAKER_01 31:49

So you get it, and you went, so we're like And it was at a weird time.

SPEAKER_02 31:53

I was like in the middle of like being it wasn't like nighttime, sexy time, it was like work hours.

SPEAKER_01 31:58

Yeah. So of course we're like, well, let's see. And we all knew this particular fella. And he was one of my friends. Let me tell you, I have never looked at him the same way ever again. Because now, okay, first of all, talking about a man knowing his angles, this guy didn't know his angles, he didn't know his lighting. It lighting, it looked it was gray. It looked gray, it looked curved, it looked weird.

SPEAKER_02 32:25

It looked like that's why I don't want to look at them.

SPEAKER_01 32:27

It looked alien, and I was like, what the fuck is that? You're like, it's so and so's dick. And I was like, I am horrified. I am I am forever scarred. I am I am changed and not for the good. It was terrible.

SPEAKER_02 32:41

It's like they're mind-altering people.

SPEAKER_01 32:43

And you know what? I hope you're listening to this and you know who you are.

SPEAKER_02 32:46

You know, no, he doesn't. Well, he has no idea.

SPEAKER_01 32:48

Fucking figure it out, bro.

SPEAKER_02 32:50

Unless he knows, unless, like, you're like, oh yeah, my dick is gray.

SPEAKER_03 32:57

Not great.

SPEAKER_02 32:59

Gray as in the color. It was it was just it. I don't want to show you this on camera just to get your reaction. Is it a live reaction?

SPEAKER_01 33:07

I don't want to see a penis. Are you what are you showing? I'm scared. I feel I feel fright. Fright?

SPEAKER_00 33:15

Yeah. I had a fright.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

You gave me a fright. I gave you a fright?

SPEAKER_01 33:21

We should watch that. That's what we should watch tonight. No, I'm scared. Oh my god! Why am I watching this? Wait. No, no, I don't want to see no, I can't. I can't look at it. It's like a car accident. I can't not look at it. Oh my god. Why would you show this to me? Ew.

SPEAKER_03 33:43

That was later.

SPEAKER_01 33:44

I couldn't not look at it because it was like ew. I feel like they probably saw it in my glasses.

SPEAKER_02 33:49

I don't know what I replied back to that.

SPEAKER_01 33:51

I hope you didn't reply. I would have left his ass on red.

SPEAKER_02 33:54

He probably said something very like encouraging.

SPEAKER_01 34:00

You did not say something encouraging. Come on.

SPEAKER_03 34:04

Gather yourself.

SPEAKER_02 34:06

Oh, wow.

SPEAKER_03 34:07

What'd you say? More than encouraging and a straight up lie.

SPEAKER_01 34:11

Ew. I am horrified. Okay, I don't read any more of it. No, I feel like I need okay. She just showed me a video that a guy just sent. Not just uh a guy that's uh I can't speak. A guy that sent a fluster.

SPEAKER_02 34:28

But doesn't that look like decently sized?

SPEAKER_01 34:31

No.

SPEAKER_02 34:31

Oh no. Anyway, I Well damn, can someone send me a decently sized dick bag so I know what?

SPEAKER_01 34:39

You think that's decently sized?

SPEAKER_02 34:41

Okay, in person it's not even that big.

SPEAKER_01 34:45

Oh my god, so he's smaller than that. Yeah. She just showed me a video of this guy jerking off.

SPEAKER_02 34:51

Okay, we're gonna cut this part.

SPEAKER_01 34:52

No, we're not. I'm horrified.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

I don't ask for these. I don't ask for these.

SPEAKER_01 34:59

This was terrible. I ew and you decently sad. Yeah, your response was encouraging. Gross. Ew.

SPEAKER_03 35:09

I don't even know why I said that. Like I was literally like outside smoking a cigarette.

unknown 35:14

No.

SPEAKER_01 35:15

I don't know what we were talking about before. No clue. Oh, oh, you showed me that terrible video. Oh, yeah. I haven't been able to do that.

SPEAKER_02 35:22

Yeah, so I don't know what I'm doing wrong to like put out the energy that I want. Dick pics unsolicited. I don't I don't even want to see, and and the worst part of them is the guy's upper shy shy. Guy's upper thigh is showing. Oh yeah, you were doing listed shots. That's where we were only on number two. Jesus Christ. Okay, guys upper thighs. Oh, guys with no show shy no show socks. Parentheses, shorter than ankle socks. And I should have known that was a red flag. Yeah. Anyways, barefoot on a commercial flight, refer to photos of RFK. Why the fuck? Our health, whatever the fuck. He's not a health flight. Title is. He was barefoot on a commercial flight. If I ever saw a man barefoot on a commercial flight, no, jail. Goodbye.

SPEAKER_04 36:11

Goodbye.

SPEAKER_02 36:12

Goodbye, okay. And then guys who turning their toes under their feet. Prefer to photos of Nick Jonas.

SPEAKER_01 36:22

I know exactly what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_02 36:24

Guys who are bad with technology. Get with a program. Get with the times, please. Ventriloquist.

SPEAKER_01 36:32

Have you ever dated a ventriloquist?

SPEAKER_02 36:34

No, but I don't ever want to. Okay. Magicians.

SPEAKER_01 36:38

We did have this entire debate about magicians.

SPEAKER_02 36:40

Well, it was mainly like I like magic is cool and all, like if you already like know how to do it, but like if the love of your life, like I proposed like the question, I was like, if her boyfriend came home one day and was like, I want to like dedicate my life passion to magic. Yeah, like how would you feel? Like, I want to be a magician. Like, my goal is to like work at the magic castle. Like, how would you feel? Ick.

SPEAKER_01 37:00

Um, ick the fuck out.

SPEAKER_02 37:02

I don't like what if he was not magic is my passion and I want to like pursue magic.

SPEAKER_03 37:08

Uh yeah, that's I like I want to pursue magic is a crazy fucking sentence.

SPEAKER_01 37:16

No no, that's like some Phil Dumpy shit right now. Yeah, well, no, but he was he practiced magic as a he was a magician when he met about magician when he met Claire. Yeah, but like yeah, because I love him so much.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

You would allow it?

SPEAKER_01 37:31

No, well, that's my issue.

SPEAKER_02 37:33

Okay, like if I can't So that's where I'll draw, like if I know I'm in love with someone, if like I thought about them asking.

SPEAKER_01 37:40

Like, I can't break up with him because he does magic be a magician. It would just be a good one. See, that's deal breaker for me.

SPEAKER_02 37:49

Or a vent that's where ventriloquists come in.

SPEAKER_01 37:52

No, I don't like puppets. I don't like dolls.

SPEAKER_02 37:54

What if he came home with a ventriloquist doll and was no he wouldn't because he knows that I would be terrified.

SPEAKER_01 37:58

But it's disgusting.

SPEAKER_02 37:59

That's his passion.

SPEAKER_01 38:01

After okay, I find this out. First of all, I've been dating. You've been dating him for this long, and then he comes home and I knew him four years prior.

SPEAKER_02 38:08

Yeah, imagine him coming home tonight with like a ventriloquist dummy doll, and he's like, This is Well, thank God you're here because we gotta bury a body. He's like, he's like, listen, I discovered my passion at work. This guy brought in a ventriloquist doll, and like I was doing it, and everyone was like, Wow, you're really talented at this, like you should really pursue this. But what if he like had a true knack for it? But like that, like he was good at ventriloquism, but like it, like he's still a ventriloquist at the end of the day. But he wasn't a bad one, and he's not a bad magician either. But he's still a ventriloquist andor magician, but not bad. It's just like it's just embarrassing. Like, get the fuck what the fuck are you doing with a doll, you freak?

SPEAKER_01 38:50

Like, I don't like it. Why are you talking through a doll? I don't like dolls. Speak for yourself, freak me out.

SPEAKER_02 38:56

No, not speak for yourself, but like actually speak for yourself, not through the doll. Okay, we'll go back to Venture Lequest Magician's ick.

SPEAKER_01 39:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 39:06

When musically challenged guys try to have a freestyle rap battle.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

Okay, also an ick, a freestyle rap battle.

SPEAKER_02 39:13

Well, is there good on it? And it's kind of like I don't know. I don't really want to be a part of a freestyle rap battle either, but like at least if you're gonna do it, like at least have some bars. Like, don't just be like, No.

SPEAKER_03 39:25

I don't know. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, if you are gonna do it.

SPEAKER_01 39:30

Think of Scary Movie 3 when do you know what I'm talking about? Where it's that guy, he's like, gets a her harmonica out, and he's like, bitch, oh no.

SPEAKER_02 39:41

He said harmonica that, yeah. So my brain, it doesn't wake up or like remember shit until you say a trigger word, and then it wakes up like a sleeper cell agent. And I'm like, oh yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about. You can recite the whole movie. Okay, back to Ix. Bad style, that's a given. Talk shit on Taylor Swift, and or says his favorite Taylor Swift song is Shake It Off, Shut the Fuck Up.

SPEAKER_01 40:02

So wait, what's your you have to only pick one, you can't be like, okay, well, I have a top five. I think that's my Exile.

SPEAKER_02 40:09

Yeah. Exile.

SPEAKER_01 40:11

It hits personally.

SPEAKER_02 40:12

Me too. I remember like it came out during COVID, and I was literally in exile. I'm not gonna go into detail of how.

SPEAKER_00 40:18

Yeah, we won't dark.

SPEAKER_02 40:19

No.

Unsolicited Pics And Boundaries

SPEAKER_02 40:20

For legality purposes. No, I'm just gonna. No, it was just a dark time. Every I mean it was a dark time for everyone. It was COVID. It was terrible. We were doing weird shit. I was like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 40:29

I got really fat during COVID.

SPEAKER_02 40:31

I'm not gonna say what I did during COVID. Bad skate style. If you can't skateboard right. If you can't look, I don't care if you can do the tricks. If it looks weird, stop.

SPEAKER_01 40:45

See, I think you and I have different icks because I'm going after old men. Yeah, and they can't skate. Can't skate.

SPEAKER_03 40:51

Mad wheelchair style. Mad ramp style. But are there different ramps? Here's this a wheelchair ramp. Mine's a skate ramp. Look, I'm just trying to find a husband, okay? So am I. We're looking, you're looking in the nursing down, I'm going up. Yeah, you're with the grandpa's in the nursing home, and I'm looking for their grandchildren skateboarding out front.

SPEAKER_02 41:21

That's where we're at. Pretty much in a nutshell. I feel like this is a given. I don't know why I wrote it down, but mimes.

SPEAKER_01 41:29

Mimes?

SPEAKER_02 41:31

Yeah, like a mime.

SPEAKER_01 41:32

Mime.

SPEAKER_02 41:33

I feel like a mime. Like imagine. I feel like it's a given, but it goes with Vin. Like if he wanted to take up miming.

SPEAKER_01 41:42

What the fuck's a dating pool like for you? Because this isn't. It's bad. You think mimes are like a an ick. No, like a current problem. I don't know why I wrote that. What the fuck is happening? Who have you met on hinge?

SPEAKER_03 41:56

Not good people.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

And then yeah, guys crying, that's obvious. And then parentheses, worse if he's crying because he got caught cheating or got caught.

SPEAKER_01 42:06

Oh my god, are you talking about those guys that throw cheese?

SPEAKER_02 42:08

That's right, I got that from the. And then guys who use military time. And then proposing on with a knee pillow. That sums it up. Um, anyways, I don't know what else we should sh what else should we talk about. I feel like we didn't I don't know. I don't even know where.

SPEAKER_01 42:23

Episode really got away from us. We are at an hour and 41 minutes. You guys are probably gonna hear like 40 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 42:28

And this isn't even gonna get posted.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

A fucking mess.

SPEAKER_02 42:31

A shit show. Yeah. All's that to say I'm single again.

SPEAKER_01 42:38

So if anyone's out there. Alright, you know what? I think.

SPEAKER_02 42:41

Maybe we should wrap this up and we're gonna go play Aeros Tour.

SPEAKER_01 42:45

No, we're gonna watch Final Destination 2.

SPEAKER_02 42:46

No, I'll kill myself.

SPEAKER_01 42:48

Get your socials out right now before everything falls apart.

SPEAKER_02 42:51

Yeah, follow me on TikTok and Instagram at J Rose 4 underscores J-Rose, my bad. At 1234 underscores J-A-Y-R-O-S E on TikTok and Instagram. Come follow me on TikTok because I live stream sometimes and I would love some live stream gifts. Follow me on TikTok. Bye for my showcase. I'm a comfort ambassador. Use my ambassador link. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 43:13

Okay, and if you want to follow myself and the podcast, you can follow me on Instagram and TikTok. Emily to GrammarlyPod on both. You can also watch this episode and see how disgusting we look. Emily to Grammarly Pod on YouTube. Um make sure to like, follow, share, subscribe, rate five stars, do all the things. Also, I haven't hit this too. You look scary. You if you have now you're telling me that's the end of the episode. Well, no, you put your hood up. That's why. Yeah. If you have ideas for future guests, I mean you can keep having Jay on, which is great. If you guys like me. It's awesome. But I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 43:49

I hadn't I had an We have some ideas as your unofficial official producer. I have some ideas for guests, guest ideas, but yeah, drop in the comments who you want to see this. Realistically, obviously we can't book fucking Alex Earl. Right, like let's be Unless Alex, you're watching and you want to come on, come on.

SPEAKER_01 44:05

So let us know in the comments who you guys want to see, or email me. Or if you want to be a guest. Or if you want to be a guest, you can do me too. Um, also, if you have a gremlin story, a juicy piece of gremlin gossip, or you need gremlin guidance, I promise you I will be sober when I give the items.

SPEAKER_02 44:24

I will not be here.

SPEAKER_01 44:25

You won't be here, and that's why I will be sober.

SPEAKER_02 44:28

Oh, yeah, blame me. It's my fault.

SPEAKER_01 44:30

It is your fault. You're not gonna be able to do it.

SPEAKER_02 44:35

Lock me up.

SPEAKER_01 44:36

You can email my email me at emline to grammarlypod at gmail.com. We need to go because this is falling apart at the scenes.

SPEAKER_02 44:46

It fell apart from when we started. We gotta go. We have somewhere to be.

SPEAKER_01 44:50

We have lots, yeah, we have lots of people to see, places to be. To the loot, cheers, cheers.

SPEAKER_02 44:57

I don't have anything left.

SPEAKER_01 44:58

Oh, that's bad luck.

SPEAKER_02 45:00

I don't want to cheers, so cheers, bye!

SPEAKER_01 45:02

Bye.