Horny Gremlins And Speakerphone Sins

A pineapple margarita is on deck, and the gremlin hotline is fully open. We start with two listener stories that hit opposite ends of the chaos spectrum: one woman is laser-focused on ending up in a hot guy’s bed until she realizes the entire cast of Disney will be judging the moment. Then we slide into a brutal hangover reveal when heartbreak and alcohol combine into a flood of Instagram messages.

Gremlin Guidance gets real and surprisingly nuanced. One listener asks whether it’s normal to feel relieved when her husband goes out of town and she doesn’t miss him. Another is reeling after learning the ex who “couldn’t commit” is now engaged, and she’s tempted to reach out for closure. We talk through what alone time can mean in a relationship, why closure conversations often backfire, and how to protect your self-worth when someone else moves on fast.

Then we finish with peak Gremlin Gossip: “date night” libido chocolates accidentally become a five-star experiment, and a Wegmans speakerphone call delivers a bachelorette-party scandal involving a bride, a random guy, a stripper, and a VIP room that could blow up an entire engagement. If you love dating stories, relationship advice, breakup healing, and unapologetically juicy gossip, hit play, then subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a review.

Have your own Gremlin Story? Need Gremlin Guidance? Want to share your own piece of juicy Gremlin Gossip? Email the podcast at EMILYTOGREMILYPOD@GMAIL.COM and it will be featured on a future episode! 

Transcript

Pineapple Margarita And Big Tease

Speaker 0:12

Okay, cheers, guys. Okay, I want to welcome any new listeners we have, and welcome back, all returning listeners. Thank you for tuning in. Our episode drink of the week is a pineapple margarita. And I learned from my mistakes from last few episodes. And I tried my drink before I sat down and hit record and press play and did all that. That way I didn't overwhelm myself. She's strong, but I don't know. I'm like, am I getting used to tequila? That might be a bad thing. Because I'm used to vodka and I can hang with vodka. Tequila, I only have like one drink and I feel like that's enough. But I don't know. Am I gonna make myself another margarita after this? Maybe I'm feeling a little twirly. So yeah, I don't know. She's good, she's strong, but I feel like the sweetness of the pineapple is cutting the tequila. Or I'm just getting used to tequila. I don't know. It's a slippery slope, guys. We'll see how this goes. Um, we have a full episode today of Gremlin Stories, Gremlin guidance, and gremlin gossip. And I don't want to like tease anyone out there, but the Gremlin gossip this week is I don't what's the correct word for it? Um, amazing, spectacular, just uh just it's it's a great gossip section that we have today. And yeah, I never tell anyone what I'm going to have in my episodes beforehand. No one knows the stories, guidance, or gossip that I pick. Everyone just finds out what I recorded and what I picked the day that the podcast airs, or I guess like whenever they listen to it. Some people don't listen, you know, day of, but I'll forgive them. But yeah, no, I never tell anyone what I'm doing beforehand. But the gossip for this episode, one in particular, I was like, I like I had to get it off my chest. I was just like, oh my God, I got this great piece of gossip today, and I'm gonna include it in the episode. And I had to talk about it beforehand. I'm very excited to talk about it today on the episode. But first, we do have stories and guidance, and they're equally as good. I'm not discrediting any of the other sections. It was just this particular piece of gossip. It she she she got me going. Maybe that's why I feel so twirly today. And I'm like all excited. Who knows? I don't know. But let's get started with the episode. First up,

How To Submit Your Gremlin Tales

Speaker 2:55

we of course we have Gremlin Stories. A reminder: if you have your own Gremlin story, you need Gremlin guidance, or you have a juicy, juicy, juicy piece of Gremlin gossip, you can submit that in by emailing the podcast at EmilyToGremilyPod@gmail.com, or you can message or DM me on Instagram or TikTok @EmilyToGremilyPod. Also, again, same as last week. My cat is screaming in the background, and you might hear it, you might not. I'm not sure what's getting picked up or not. I can hear it. I'm gonna try to stop and start as I can, but his meows might come through. He's not in trouble or in pain. He is just desperate to sit right next to me, which I would allow him to do if he would sit still and chill, but he's gonna want to climb all over the place, and I just can't have the distraction. Okay, let's get started with Gremlin Stories. Actually, let's have some margarita, because why not? Okay, let's start with Gremlin's stories. First

The Disneyland Tattoo Hookup Escape

Speaker 3:59

up, we have a submission from Vanessa. And Vanessa says, You can say my name, I don't mind. My name is Vanessa, and before this podcast, I didn't have a name for the wild alter ego that pops out anytime I overindulge in liquor. So thank you for finally giving it a name. You're welcome. I was having an extra night out and was determined to get my groove on and end up in some random hot guy's bed. My plan was going perfectly. We get back to his place, and as soon as I take off his shirt, I see he has practically the whole cast of Disneyland tattooed on his chest. I was drunk, but my eyes zeroed in on them like an eagle. I paused and asked, What's up with the tattoo? He said he just loves Disney. We end up on the bed and I can't stop staring at it. Particularly did I say that right? Particularly. Ooh, that's a weird word for me to say right now. I'm gonna switch it. Especially, Mickey is staring at me while this guy is on top of me. And when I closed my eyes, I felt the stare of Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Pluto, and Goofy. And yes, he did have all of them dancing on top of his pecs, staring at me, judging me. No amount of alcohol was gonna get me through this night. So I said I needed to leave, and I called my Uber from the sidewalk. Now I have weird feelings about Mickey and friends, and I guess that's the price you pay for being a horny gremlin. Love your podcast and the community you have created. Love Vanessa. Mickey and friends. Yeah, you know, that's that's a that's a bold move to just have across your chest all like all of them. Like, and they could what they had to have been like, what, like an inch or two tall? Why am I trying to figure out the dimensions of this? I don't know. I'm like picturing it and I'm like picturing like a normal man's chest and just like picturing all of the little Disney characters on top. Uh like I'm assuming it's like going around, like doing a semicircle around his chest. And that's that's that's bold. It's like I never understand when people get like someone's like portrait tattooed on like on their chest because uh eventually someone is going to see it in uh like a sexual manner. And like, is that thought out? And it did, it's not like he got the tattoo and he regrets it. He straight up said he just loves Disney. I mean, I love Disney too, but I'm not gonna get you know all of them, you know, dancing on me. But you know, no, I was gonna say I would like if I wasn't afraid of needles, I really would have gotten a lot of stupid tattoos, like when I was younger. And being afraid of needles really saved me from making some really horrible decisions, but never once was I like, oh, I want to get like a character tattooed on me. Like, I oh god, I'm gonna expose my stupidness right here. When I would I had this thought when I was in high school, when I turn 18 and I can get all the tattoos I want, that I was gonna get a peacock feather on my back. No reason, just a peacock feather because I liked peacocks. I still like them, I think they're pretty. Do I want it tattooed on my back? No. I was also wanting to get like that quintessential early aughts tramp stamp with a butterfly on it. I 100% would have had that slapped on my back. Um, I didn't, thank God. Um, at some point I probably would have gotten an infinity symbol tattooed on me somewhere, maybe the rib cage. Maybe I would have gotten that stupid little mustache tattoo on my finger, on the inside of my index finger. I mean, who knows? The world was my oyster, and I had access to a tattoo artist back then, so I probably would have just gotten like all drawn up, and then me today would have been like, oh, great. So yeah, I mean, I guess he likes his tattoo and good for him, and he will find another Disney adult that loves Mickey and friends as much as he does and doesn't mind staring at them in a sexual encounter. I don't know, that sounds weird. And I just gross myself out. Um, so yeah, I mean, out of all of them, I think my favorite uh Disney or of Mickey and Friends, my favorite's Pluto. I wouldn't get him tattooed on me, but my favorite is Pluto. So I don't know why I felt the need to share that information. Let's move on.

Drunk DMs To The Wrong Ex

Speaker 8:38

Um, the next one is from Anonymous and Anonymous. I cringed when I read this. I thought I knew where it was going and it took a real hard left turn. Let's drink some more margarita. Okay, Anonymous says, I did probably the most embarrassing thing you could do, and I want to die. This was about a month ago, but still please keep me anonymous because I can't even deal. My boyfriend broke up with me a couple of weeks before this by saying, quote, it's not you, it's me. Yeah, right. And I was reeling in my immense heartbreak. After sobbing in a dark room and cutting off the world, my friends finally convinced me to go out and just drink my troubles away. Maybe I would meet an adorable rebound to make myself feel better. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. After spending hours on my hair and makeup and picking out a slutty outfit, the moment the alcohol entered my system, I became a hot mess, effectively ruining my slayed look with buckets of tears. I wasn't fun to hang out with and probably embarrassed my friends. So they took me home and we had a night of just drinking there. The next morning I wake up, head is pounding, mouth is dry, eyes are swollen almost shut. I check my phone, and as soon as I open my phone, it pops up to Instagram, and I see all these messages I sent to my ex, but not the ex that just broke up with me. My ex from high school. Mind you, I'm 27 years old, and we broke up when I was 18. I haven't seen him since, and he is now married with a child. I'm not gonna go into detail about exactly what I said, but I was asking him why we broke up and if he still thinks about me. It was a ton of messages back to back, all misspelled. I I saw he read them, but I didn't get a response. After I composed myself, I messaged him apologizing and explaining I was drunk and going through it last night, and I didn't mean to trauma dump. It was awful. I hate myself. Anonymous. Girl, I thought you were gonna say you messaged the ex that just broke up with you that said it's not you, it's me. I didn't think you were gonna cycle back fucking almost a decade. Jesus Christ. You know, I I you didn't finish your story. I just want to say that I you didn't um did he respond back to you? Did he unfriend you? Did he block you? Like, did he say no worries? It happens to the best of us. Like, what happened? I need the follow-up. Like, uh, I or did you block him just to avoid the the terrible, embarrassing response? I don't know. I would like to know more because good God. And he's married with a child. I wonder if he told his wife and was like, oh yeah, the girl I dated in high school messaged me. Yikes. I I like do you often think about him? Like I or was it just like your drunk brain that was having a moment? I don't know. I mean, like, uh I don't know, I don't know. I I don't think I've done this, and if I have, I've completely blocked it out. But I mean, I don't have any exes on social media, so I think that has saved me from possibly doing something stupid. Yeah, I'm sorry, anonymous. And don't hate yourself. You know, we all have those days where we do stupid things. And I mean, what you know, what can we do? But yeah, let me know what happened. I yeah, you didn't finish the story, honey. I need to know if he ever responded. Or did he just leave you on read? What's worse? Getting a response or him leaving you on read? I guess it depends on what his response would be, huh? Okay, well, yikes.

Not Missing Your Spouse Away

Speaker 12:37

Um, shall we move on to Gremlin Guidance? I guess so. We'll have some more margarita. Okay, let's see. The first Gremlin Guidance is from Anonymous. Anonymous asks, so my husband went out of town last weekend and I didn't miss him. We have never really had time apart. We work the same hours, we spend weekends together, we go on vacations together, and I've never really been home without him. But he went on a bachelor trip, and while he was gone, I didn't miss him. I was happy to have my freedom to do what I wanted. Is this normal or do you think this is spelling out a possible deeper issue? Anonymous. Okay. Um, my simple answer is I don't know. I think it's possible. I mean, like, look, only you know like what's going on in your home life, in your marriage, in your relationship. But I mean, like you said, you guys have never really had time apart. So maybe you just enjoyed having some alone time. That doesn't mean that you like want a divorce. But if you're kind of thinking like that, it makes me wonder like maybe there's something going on that you're like unwilling to say out loud, maybe. Because I mean, I you know, like I think we all enjoy our alone time. Like, no matter how obsessed we are with our partners, we do enjoy to like be alone and like have our thoughts and like you know, wrestle with our emotions depending on how emotionally stable or unstable you are. You know, anyway, I'm getting off topic. But okay, like for example, for this weekend, I'm home alone. Wait, should I not be saying this? Oh no, by the time this comes out, he'll be back. While I'm filming this, I am home alone. I have the house to myself all weekend. And even though I miss my boyfriend, I do enjoy like having the house to myself. I get to like kind of go at my own pace of, you know, I'm I'm filming this right now. It is almost nine o'clock at night. Normally I like to have everything filmed and done, and I'm like settled by the time he gets home. And I'm just able to kind of like go at my own pace this weekend. But that doesn't mean I don't miss him. But I mean, I don't like this is another one. I feel like the guidances are becoming harder and harder for me to answer because they're like, like this is not a yes or no question. It's not a oh yeah, you should get divorced kind of thing. I just think maybe you enjoy your alone time and you guys don't have alone time from each other. So but I don't, but I don't know. It's this one's a hard one to answer. And again, like I I said last week, just because I don't have an answer for the gremlin guidances doesn't mean like I don't want to pick them, like I don't want to like give myself a bunch of softballs because you know that's not fair. I don't want to have people write in and then me not respond. So I do try to like, you know, take them in as I get them. But for this one, it I think this is like a this isn't a yes or no question, and this is like a case by case answer. Like you're the one who knows your own marriage. It if you like, do you just like not like being around him anymore? I don't know. Like, you know, just because I enjoy my alone time and I have the house to myself this weekend doesn't mean I don't miss him and wish he was here, but it's just because he's not here, I'm like, okay, cool. Like I get to like do my own thing and like, you know, go at my own pace and do this and do that. To be honest, I've told him this before. He makes me kind of lazy because when he's around, I just want to like hang out and cuddle with him, and then I'm not doing the stuff I need to be doing. So I'm super productive this weekend. But yeah, this isn't a this isn't a straightforward answer. This is a if if you feel like you shouldn't be with him anymore, then I guess don't be with him. But I wouldn't base it simply on the fact that you enjoyed your alone time. I think everyone enjoys their alone time or deserves their alone time. You know, if you guys are never apart, it's nice to miss someone for a little bit. But you didn't you said you didn't miss him. I don't know, hon. I I if you want, you can write in with some more details and try to like give me some more details and then maybe I can give you a a better answer. But based off of what I have right now, I don't know. I'm gonna say I don't think there's a deeper issue, but if you think there might be, then maybe there is and you need to explore that. I don't know. I'm floundering here now. Okay, let's have some more margarita and we'll get to the next Gremlin guidance.

He Proposed To Someone Else

Speaker 17:16

The next one, oi oi, oi. Okay. The next one reads Hi, I'm a longtime listener, and this is the first time I've written in. Normally I don't write into podcasts, but I just heard some news and I'm completely heartbroken. My ex and I broke up around a year and a half ago because he was just unable to commit to me long term and didn't know if he could ever see himself getting married or having kids. Now I just heard that he proposed to the girl he started dating after we met. I don't understand how he could change his mind so quickly. I feel like I'm living an episode of sex in the city and I'm Carrie and he's big. I'm tempted to reach out to him for closure and understanding, but my friends don't think it's a good idea. What do you think? Love 2026, Carrie Bradshaw. Okay, I have lots of issues with this. First of all, Carrie Bradshaw is the most problematic character from the early odds. She like, I don't it it was such a big show. Sex in the City was such a big show, and everyone saw themselves as being Carrie Bradshaw, and I like it. She drives me fucking nuts. She's so selfish, she's slightly narcissistic, she's just an all-I don't think she's a good person. She's not a good person. Carrie Bradshaw is just she's very flawed, and I understand, like, okay, fine, she's a person, but and people are flawed, but like I don't understand why she's like a role model or somebody that people want to be like. I'm on the side of TikTok where I I am agreeing with it, and I've thought it for years. Where if you're watching Sex in the City from like Big's perspective, it's a fucking horror film. Like that whole scene where she's like, get it while it's hot. Oh my god, like blow my brains out. I like I'm I'm I'm cringing. I have a full body cringe and chills, like ugh, no. So I I really just went on a tangent about Carrie Bradshaw, and that's not the point of the guidance. It was just the fact that you compared yourself to her, and I'm like, please God, no, please don't like want to be like her or anything like that. She's just she drives me nuts. Okay. Um, do I think you should reach out to him for closure? No. Because I think closure is good for people who are both healed and moved on, and maybe just kind of want to like end that chapter or like wrap it up nicely in a bow, that kind of thing. He seems to have moved on and is, you know, planning his future. And it does hurt and it does suck that he couldn't do that with you. But you going to him and asking him why, he's either going to blow smoke up your ass or he's gonna give you the truth, and the truth is gonna hurt your feelings. He's not gonna say anything that you want to hear. There's there's no answer that he could give you that's gonna make you feel better about yourself. You need to just I'm I'm gonna just kind of be straight and a little harsh right now. You need to just move on and realize that he was not your person. You the the person that's meant for you is the person who sees their future with you, and you don't have to force it. You don't have to like throw it at them and make try to like make them see it. They just see it on their own and it's natural and it's happy and it's cohesive. It's not something that you are shoving down their throat. And why he couldn't see it with you, I don't know. Because he's stupid, but he's just not meant for you. He's not your big. Don't get me started on big, he's not the best person either. But whatever. I I don't need to go on to a sex in a city rant because we'll be here for hours. Um, but no, I don't think you should reach out to him for closure. You're not gonna get any answer that's gonna make you feel better. You might just leave a little more hurt, or he's gonna give you some it's not you, it's me, or you know, whatever he says. And no matter what he says, you're not gonna, you know, be excited by his answer. You're not you're just not gonna get the answer that you want. And I think you just need to let it go, let him go, and just focus on yourself and self love and finding your own worth. And then when your person comes along, you're healed, you're happy, and you're able to accept them into your life. That's what they think you should do. I don't know what your friend said, but they said don't reach out, and I'm agreeing with them. So don't call yourself 2026 Carrie Bradshaw because no. Ugh. Okay.

Accidental Libido Chocolates Win

Speaker 22:04

And we're gonna move on to Gremlin gossip. The first one is from Anonymous and Anonymous sees. Could you please keep me anonymous? Yes. My sister listens to this podcast, and I don't need her knowing my business. Oh well, I'm glad you and your sister listen. Thank you for that. I'm getting married soon, and as a joke, my friend got me these date night chocolates. They're supposed to enhance your libido. I laughed it off and just put them off to the side. Back at home, my fiance, who doesn't read the packaging on anything ever, just saw the word chocolate and devoured them. It wasn't until after an hours-long amazing session that I realized he ate all the chocolates. I never told him he ate basically sex chocolates, but I did ask my friend where she bought them because I'm going to be buying more. Anonymous. Also, um, where where did she buy them? I just I'm asking, I'm asking for myself. I'm not asking for a friend. I'm asking for myself, but I'm not I don't want to like secretly drug him. Do I? Well, I can't do it now. I just said it on the podcast and he listens. Um, yeah. Uh, where did she buy them? Email me back, EmilyToGremilyPod@gmail.com because I'm curious and I'm interested for scientific purposes. Okay.

Wegmans Speakerphone Bachelorette Scandal

Speaker 23:34

And the next gossip is the one that I was flipping out about. We are going to have some more margarita to gather ourselves and get us ready to read this amazing piece of gossip. Okay. This gossip comes to us from Amanda. Amanda gossips. I lead a pretty boring life, so usually I don't have anything to write in about. But I was in a Wegmint in Cherry Hill, New Jersey last week, and I heard a lady talking on the phone. She was on speakerphone, which normally really peeves me off, but this time I was hooked on the gossip that was being spilt, and I ended up following her around the store to try to get as much info as I possibly could. It's a little choppy, but here's the gist of what I heard. So this lady at the grocery store was on the phone with someone who was telling this huge story about a bachelorette weekend she just went on, and the bride ended up hooking up with this random guy and a stripper they met at a strip club where the party was held. She said they all went to this club as a group, and then there were a group of guys who were there celebrating a bachelor party. So the groups merged and they were buying drinks and throwing ones, and it was a huge party. Then one of the guys in the group says he wants to buy dances for the bride, and she was game, so they thought she was going to get a couple of dances. But then she disappears for like an hour and they can't find her. They end up learning that the guy who bought the dances ended up buying a VIP room for himself and the bride with one of the strippers. And when she comes out, she's all over the baller guy, and the bachelorette group felt like a line was maybe crossed, so they were like, we gotta go. When I get back to the Airbnb, one of the girls, who is the groom's sister-in-law, approaches her and asks what happened because she's getting weird vibes. And the bride is insisting nothing happened, but then privately tells other girls, including the caller, that she totally hooked up with the guy and the stripper. The lady at the store asks what exactly happened, and she said the bride said, quote, the guy stuck it in for a little bit, but mostly the stripper ate her out while she blew the guy. I literally had to stop myself from having a reaction because I didn't want to get cut off. Anyway, the sister-in-law was acting weird for the rest of the trip, and now I guess the bride is worried she will say something to her husband or tell the bride's fiance directly, and everything will blow up in her face. My companion Shopper, who I'm now stalking at this point, was shocked and said, quote, yeah, she's always been extreme, but this might be her new low. Then the caller had to get off the phone, but she said she would update Shopper if anything else happens. It was the most exciting call of my life, LOL. A really weird conversation to have on speakerphone, but thank you to that shopper because she made my week. Amanda. Amanda, talk about boots on the ground journalism. You are over here doing the Lord's work. Thank you to Shopper for being a real big weirdo and having that conversation on speakerphone. You didn't think to put your AirPods in, your nothing, you like, or put the phone to your head? Like, that is an insane conversation to have out in public on speakerphone. But you know what? Thank you for that. Because normally when people are walking around on speakerphone, they're having real boring ass conversations that it is annoying to listen to. I don't want to hear you make your fucking doctor's appointment in the middle of Ralph's, but you know what I do want to hear? This? That is a wild ass story, and I am desperate to know more details. I really hope somehow, some way, by some little miracle out there, that someone who was at this party knows what's going on, contacts me, emails me, and gives me more information because holy fuck, that was amazing. Amanda, props to you. I I was I I I can't even I have no words. When I read that, I was so giddy. It was like the first time I ever got a gremlin gossip, the story that kicked off the entire segment of Gremlin gossip. It was like that feeling again. It was like falling in love. It I had the butterflies, I was giddy. This is the shit I live for. I absolutely love gossip like this. Are you are you kidding me? She cheated on her fiance with a dude with a random dude and a stripper. It doesn't get better than that. And also, I 100% believe this is true. Don't ask me how I know, just believe me, this is 100% possible. I'm I want to know what city they were in too. Also, kudos to you saying exactly where you were. Wegmans in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. If you live in Cherry Hill, New Jersey and you know these people, hit me up. I'm like, okay, if they were East Coast, then like did they go to New York? Did they go to Miami? Like, where did they go? I want to know what city they were in. Did they travel were was the caller like from here? Like, were they in Los Angeles? Were they in Vegas? I don't know. I have so many questions. This, you know, maybe this is why I feel so twirly today. I just like, oh my gosh. Like, it was just amazing. It was amazing. And I I I couldn't help myself. Normally I'm good about like not spilling what the episode's about, but I I couldn't keep this to myself. It was just too good. And you know, like, I just wish this would happen to me. Not the the stripper VIP room random guy part. I'm talking about just hearing the gossips like secondhand. I felt like I needed to like clarify that. Like, I wish I could be in a grocery store and hear someone having a conversation. I would 100% be stalking that lady. You crazy? How do you have a conversation like that and expect other people to not hear it and be interested in it? Wild. Wild news. And also, what other kind of conversations is she having on speakerphone? Because if that was one of them, then it's like, is her whole life just like wild? What's going on in Cherry Hill, New Jersey? Is that a nice place? It sounds like picturesque. Cherry Hill, New Jersey. I don't know. The New Jersey, I guess, is kind of ruining it for me. But Cherry Hill, it just sounds like so quaint. Like something like this would never happen in Cherry Hill. I don't know. It may be my God. I think the Margarita's hitting me. In my head, I just thought of that scene from Jersey Shore where Ronnie is lying about him getting beat up, and they're like, Oh, where'd you get beat up? He's like, Seacaucus. And they're like, Seacaucus. And sit Snooki's like, what a sin. I don't know what Seacaucus is like, but apparently it's a sin to get beat up there. Anyway, Amanda, I love you. And to anyone out there who doesn't have gossip of their own, it doesn't have to be your own gossip. It could just be shit that you're hearing randomly at grocery stores, at the gym, in church. I'm sure there's a lot of gossip happening in church. I know it's supposed to be a holy place, but you know, whatever. Just yeah, if you have gossip that isn't your own, but it's something juicy as fuck like this, please send it my way because you have no idea what this did for me. It she said, I'm with you, Amanda. You said it made your week. This made my week. I've been riding this high since I got that email. And I think it's a great way to end the

Send Worst Breakups And Wrap

Speaker 31:15

episode. Thank you, Amanda. If you would like to follow myself and the podcast, you may do so on Instagram and TikTok @EmilyTogremilypod. You can also watch this episode as well as almost all the past episodes on YouTube at EmilyToGremilypod on YouTube. If you have your own Gremlin story, you need Gremlin guidance, or you have a juicy, juicy piece of Gremlin gossip, email that shit in EmilyToGremilyPod@gmail.com or you can message or DM me on social media, whichever you prefer. And remember to write if you would like to remain anonymous. A call to action, I'm saying at the end of every episode. If you have any episode topic or theme suggestions or guest suggestions, somebody you want to see and hear on this podcast, you can email those suggestions in atEmilyToGremilypod@gmail.com or message or DM me on social media, whichever you prefer. Or if you yourself want to be a guest on this podcast, feel free to write in and let me know and tell me why. And let's connect. Let's chat. We have a new call to action brought to us by Juni. Juni says, I thought it might be fun for all of us to commiserate over our worst breakups and make it an entire episode. I'm sure there are enough listeners who had horrible experiences either as the victim or the perpetrator. If we don't laugh, we'll cry. So we might as well make some entertainment. Juni. So thanks to Juni, we will have a new episode coming up for worst breakups. I already have some submissions for that. They are good. They are crazy. Some are sad. So please send those in. Let's make it a full episode and we can laugh, we can cry, we can drown our sorrows in whatever drink I will be drinking that week. But make sure to send those in ASAP. The sooner I get your submissions, the sooner the episode will air. And that is all for today. Make sure to like, follow, share, subscribe, rate five stars, do all the things. We're gonna cheers out with the pineapple margarita. And cheers to you, cheers to me, and cheers to Amanda. Fucking amazing story, girl. Fed my soul. I need a new story that's gonna feed my soul, so make sure to send those in. Okay, cheers, these guys. Bye.