You Save Your Tears In Jars?

A pop culture recap shouldn’t feel like homework, it should feel like texting your funniest friend after one drink too many. We’re doing our first June pop culture roundup with Jay back on the mic, and yes, we start exactly where we always start: questionable tequila choices, personal updates, and a surprise confession that turns into an argument about whether a grown adult can refuse training wheels and still expect progress.

From there, we get into the real chaos of modern dating and dating apps. We talk Hinge matches, IRL bar encounters, online dating safety instincts, and the kind of red flags that make you block first and process later. The headline story: a “seemingly normal” guy who cold-called and then proudly announced he saves his tears in jars, separated by energy. If you’ve ever wondered whether the algorithm is trying to ruin your life, we have notes.

We also zoom out to the creator side of the internet. We attempted a 75-day content challenge and failed, then unpack why filming is the easy part and editing plus consistency is the actual job. Add in TikTok quiz trends that humble you in public, a briefly “horny” algorithm, and we’re basically building a case that the feed is sentient.

On the pop culture TV and news front, we break down 90 Day Fiance madness (including Last Resort levels of TMI), then dive into Tyra Banks, Netflix’s Reality Check, and why America’s Next Top Model still has a long shadow when it comes to toxic beauty standards and accountability. We wrap with the internet’s favorite surprise spokesperson, Elmo, and his accidental sports discourse moment.

Subscribe, share this with your group chat, and if you’re enjoying the show, leave a five-star review and tell us what your biggest dating app red flag is.

Transcript

Tequila Cold Open And Updates

SPEAKER_03 0:12

Okay, cheers. Oh my god. Hey, that was a mistake. Oh. Are you okay?

SPEAKER_00 0:21

Not one bit.

SPEAKER_03 0:22

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 0:22

Thanks for having me back.

SPEAKER_03 0:24

Welcome to Take this away from me.

SPEAKER_00 0:26

Oh my God. Oh my God. Hold on. I'm in Chris. This is strong. I know. That was strong. Bob. I need an actual chaser that doesn't contain alcohol. She's trying to kill me. Oh my god, I just got here.

SPEAKER_03 0:42

Just breathe through it. Okay. Hi, welcome to the podcast. Emily with Emily the Grammy here with Jay. Surprise.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

It's me guys.

SPEAKER_03 0:53

And they tried to kill her because Yeah. Okay. Well, in all fairness.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

No, you tried to kill me.

SPEAKER_03 1:00

No. We had a shot of t we're drinking tequila today. So watch out. This could go off the walls really. Off the rails. What did I say? Walls?

SPEAKER_00 1:11

It's the same thing. Aye, aye, aye. Okay. She's off the walls. I'm off the walls. Off the rails. Nope. I'm not. I don't take the train anymore. Oh, yes. I got a car. We have so many updates. We have so much updates. First, my hair.

SPEAKER_03 1:23

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:24

I haven't been on the pod, I don't think, with black hair.

SPEAKER_03 1:27

No. What was the last episode you were?

SPEAKER_00 1:29

The drunk one, I think.

SPEAKER_03 1:30

Oh god.

SPEAKER_00 1:31

So this might be round two.

SPEAKER_03 1:32

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 1:33

No, that was bad. Yeah, no. That was like drunk slash hungover.

SPEAKER_03 1:36

We were extremely hungover for that one, and then we decided, well, we gotta rally. And then we rallied, and then it was a worse than that.

SPEAKER_00 1:45

We used to rally, and that was fine because we were in our 20s. We're not young spring chickens anymore. So when we rallied this time, I needed like a full week of recovery. I don't even know.

SPEAKER_03 1:55

That was bad.

SPEAKER_00 1:55

I tried to erase that from my memory.

SPEAKER_03 1:57

I threw up in my trash can.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

I had to go home on the train, and that was rough. And I think that's never mind. I'm not gonna get into that.

SPEAKER_03 2:04

That was bad. Okay, yeah. Jay is back. I'm back, and better than ever. For our episode drink of the week, we have strawberry margaritas. Because when I made it last time, she's looking at herself in the mirror.

SPEAKER_00 2:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 2:17

When I made it on at the podcast like a few weeks ago, she was like, ooh, that drink looks good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:23

That looks delicious.

SPEAKER_03 2:24

We made strawberry margaritas again, but decided to have a Cheerzies with half a tequila shot and a mini. Yikes.

SPEAKER_00 2:34

Yikes spikes. That was I don't know why I say that. I really need to stop.

SPEAKER_03 2:37

Like, I don't know why where I got yike spikes from, but I say it a lot, and it's like I I've noticed I say it now every now and then, and it's I know it's because of you.

SPEAKER_00 2:46

Yeah, and I don't know where it came from.

SPEAKER_03 2:47

It did come from my own brain.

SPEAKER_00 2:48

I don't know why I say I don't like that I say it.

SPEAKER_03 2:51

I don't know. I think it's like cutesy.

SPEAKER_00 2:53

Yeah, well.

SPEAKER_03 2:53

You're like, I don't want to be cutesy.

SPEAKER_00 2:55

No, no, not that. It's just like me and bikes. Never mind. Besides the point. What's up with you and bikes? Okay, well, we'll cut here. So like yikes bikes is really funny. Like, it has like another layer in my world.

SPEAKER_03 3:09

Oh, I

The Bike Confession And Training Wheels

SPEAKER_03 3:10

didn't even think about that. Yeah, no. We're back bikes.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

They're not regular bikes, uh, electric bikes. Super 70. No, I don't know anything about bikes.

SPEAKER_03 3:19

I I'm gonna admit something on here that is super embarrassing. I don't know how to ride a bike. I know.

SPEAKER_00 3:28

What the fuck? Yeah. This is like when you don't like find something out about your bus. Like, I know her like a lot about her, but you know the bike. I did not know you don't know how to ride a fucking bike.

SPEAKER_03 3:38

I didn't have like a normal child like childhood. I didn't have like a mom and dad teaching me how to ride a bike, and it was like a cutesy moment that was.

SPEAKER_00 3:46

Sorry, my bad.

SPEAKER_03 3:47

Yeah, you should feel bad.

SPEAKER_00 3:48

I'll teach you how to ride a bike.

SPEAKER_03 3:49

Okay, so this this has been a thing. So in high school, we'll get into the episode.

SPEAKER_00 3:55

You've never ridden a bike.

SPEAKER_03 3:56

In high school, I remember a high school boyfriend and a few friends were like, All right, we're gonna teach you how to ride a bike. Yeah. So a friend of ours was like, here, like he rode his bike to school. So he was like, Here, let's, you know, you can practice down the hallway.

SPEAKER_00 4:08

Jump on my bike.

SPEAKER_03 4:09

Jump on my bike.

SPEAKER_00 4:10

Oh, inside?

SPEAKER_03 4:11

Well, we had it was like a half inside, half outside high school. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

The California high school. Exactly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:17

So he he was like, here you go. And then I rode into the lockers and he was like, give me my bike back. So I was like, okay, sorry. And they it they just gave up. And then now Robert was like, okay, I want to like teach you how to ride a bike. Like, yeah, for sure, let's do it. And he's insistent on me having training wheels.

SPEAKER_00 4:37

You need them.

SPEAKER_03 4:38

No, I don't want them.

SPEAKER_00 4:39

Well, you have to. That's how it's called training wheels. You train with them all.

SPEAKER_03 4:43

I don't want to be a 32-year-old lady with training wheels.

SPEAKER_00 4:46

Well, you're a 32-year-old lady who can't ride a bike right now.

SPEAKER_03 4:49

People don't know that. Well, I do, and now the internet does. People don't know that walking down the street.

SPEAKER_00 4:54

Millions of fans do now. I wish. Obviously. Hey everyone.

SPEAKER_03 4:58

Um, no, but so I was like, I just want you to like put me on a bike and just like he can like, you know, guide me and then eventually like.

SPEAKER_00 5:06

Well, that's what the training wheels are for, but also sometimes they get sketchy and you do like jerky maneuvers, and then like he can't always be on the other side to help you.

SPEAKER_02 5:14

So it's well, he can figure it out.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

No, just train trust the training wheels, trust the process. It's not that I don't we all learn with training wheels. It's the fact that at least you don't have like adult braces or something. Okay, it could be worse. No offense to people with adult braces. Get your teeth in line, but that's not what we're talking about right now. Um, sorry if I offended anyone, but anyway, I don't want training wheels.

SPEAKER_03 5:34

I just want him to teach me how to ride a bike. I just like a regular bike.

SPEAKER_00 5:38

You can't start like that. Kids don't start, they start with training wheels.

SPEAKER_03 5:42

Well, I'm an adult, so you'd think I could jump ahead.

SPEAKER_00 5:45

Clearly not. You haven't your weight, we left you behind. No child left behind. We left you back behind, okay, on the bike lane.

SPEAKER_03 5:52

This technically is not my fault. This is your parents' fault. Yeah. Okay. Or my lack of parents' fault. You know what?

SPEAKER_00 5:57

Tana Mojo just learned how to ride a bike. Her boyfriend taught her, so I guess your boyfriend can teach you. But like her boyfriend also surfs and is like water sports and like jumps off waterfalls, which, no offense, Robert. I don't think you're doing backflips and gainers off water flows in Hawaii. He's afraid of heights. And that's the only reason. That is the only reason he's not. Anyway. Alright. All that to say, she's gonna learn how to ride a bike. What's something I don't know how to do?

SPEAKER_03 6:30

Don't you have a weird thing that you can't swallow pills? Is that not you? Different friends.

SPEAKER_00 6:41

Do you think I alright? Oh, I dry swallow pills. Yeah. Anyways, we'll cut that part.

SPEAKER_03 6:49

We're gonna leave it in.

SPEAKER_00 6:51

I have never done any sort of pharmaceuticals that were not prescribed to me by a professional doctor. Ever in my life. Scouts honor.

SPEAKER_03 7:04

Alright, let's get into this episode. First.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

We'll cut all of that.

SPEAKER_03 7:08

No, we're gonna keep it in.

SPEAKER_00 7:09

Oh god.

SPEAKER_03 7:10

First, this is gonna be our very first pop culture episode. We're gonna recap pop culture for the month of June.

SPEAKER_00 7:17

And that's why I'm here.

SPEAKER_03 7:18

That's why she's here. Yeah. Because I talked about this in like mid-May because we were gonna do a May episode, but she's a busy lady.

SPEAKER_00 7:26

She's slammed in May.

SPEAKER_03 7:27

Well, she was, but she actually has a real person job now.

SPEAKER_00 7:31

Kind of. Yeah. I have multiple jobs.

SPEAKER_03 7:33

Yeah, she has a lot of projects she's working on. So it just didn't really work out. No.

SPEAKER_00 7:38

So she's like, I need a drink thinking about my project.

SPEAKER_03 7:41

There you go. God.

SPEAKER_00 7:43

It was ASMR, but it sounded crazy. I was trying to do something like the straw is broken.

SPEAKER_03 7:49

That's why I told you not to play with it.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

Okay, rude. I don't like to be put in a box with my straws. Okay, that sounded crazy too.

SPEAKER_03 7:58

But all right,

Pop Culture Recap Plan And Limerence

SPEAKER_03 8:00

let's move on. Let's see. But before we get into June pop culture, we need an update on her love life. Yeah. But she lives in Limerance.

SPEAKER_00 8:08

Oh yeah, but I haven't been in Limerance in so long. I miss it. Like I haven't even got to Limerence. That's how bad things are. Right. That's how bad things are. But yeah, no, before we move on to my horrible love life, um, we're gonna try to do the uh like a segment monthly recap pop culture if I can get out here, if like our schedules can mesh, but we're gonna do a pop culture recap as much as possible because I love pop culture, I love pop culture, and she loves pop culture, and that's like our expertise, I feel like. Yeah. So we'll try to do like a monthly recap. Right. But it's TBD because you know we never know. We're going. So fucking busy. Anyways, we're just really fucking busy people, which is hard to picture for you out there who know what we're talking about, and who are watching clearly. Hi, don't miss you.

SPEAKER_01 9:02

You do you seem drunk already? No.

SPEAKER_00 9:05

Yeah, I am because I don't drink that often. She tried to kill me with alcohol.

SPEAKER_03 9:10

Alright, your love life.

IRL Dating Fail And Hinge Disaster

SPEAKER_03 9:12

Talk about Hinge because you have some stories that I it sounds like it would be like the plot of a movie.

SPEAKER_00 9:21

I need to just drink before you get into my love life. So yeah, it could have been the plot of a movie, but I didn't want to watch that movie because I think I've seen this film before and I did not like the fucking ending. And I didn't even want to get into this. I dipped my toe into this fucking Okay, let's start from the beginning. I did try IRL dating. I went out to a bar, yeah, and I was harassed by a 22-year-old who told me that smoking cigarettes and drinking a champagne was terrible for me, and then he criticized my age and my outfit all within the span of about two minutes.

SPEAKER_03 9:53

But he was flirting with you.

SPEAKER_00 9:54

But he said we would look good together. Mind you, he was wearing fucking J. Crew polo and fucking sperry topsiders. He was 22, which I'm not opposed to 22 if you're hot and young, but he was rude and insulting and like not cute. So if you're watching fuck you, you're annoying. And I gave you many signs to get away from me.

SPEAKER_03 10:15

For real, gnome does mean no.

SPEAKER_00 10:17

And then I had to like I saw another hot guy, but I had to leave because I was so annoyed by you following me around the bar like a fucking lost puppy dog, insulting me, an insulting lost puppy dog. So that was in real life dating. Well, I tried one bar, so I guess I can try a little harder. And Hinge, well, I have some matches.

SPEAKER_03 10:36

This by the way, this episode is not sponsored by Hinge, but feel free to sponsor us and possibly find her a better match.

SPEAKER_00 10:43

And the T app, because the T app is where you can look for it's for girls, so check that out. I am on the waiting list, or not the waiting list, I'm on an early entry for this new feature they have. Somehow I got into this app early. This is not sponsored either, but I love the T app and it's really good for online safety. I've seen many people on there who I was have seen on Hinge and they're on T and I get all the T about them, and it's saves me a lot of time.

SPEAKER_03 11:11

Do you know not to out? I won't give names, not to out anybody we personally know. Have you ever looked at people personally know?

SPEAKER_00 11:19

They're not on there.

SPEAKER_01 11:20

Damn it, because they should be.

SPEAKER_00 11:22

There's two people that you can think of.

SPEAKER_01 11:24

The what two, I think we're connected right here. We're thinking of the same two people.

SPEAKER_00 11:28

It's my initials, JR.

unknown 11:30

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

They're not on there. No. Well, at least, like, not no, they're not on there. I could post them. No, but um, yeah, there's a few people I could post, but no, I've just been trying my luck at Hinge again, and it's not lucky at all. It I met this guy, we're hitting it off, texting, and I send her like screen recordings of like the matches I have, and the most offensive part is the most compatible that Hinge recommends for you. Yeah, Hinge, work on that AI algorithm you have for most compatible, because that's offensive. Who you think is the most compatible for me, anyways. Besides the point, um, I met this guy, seemingly normal. We had like a lot of things in common, which should have been a red flag.

SPEAKER_04 12:16

Because I'm a psycho.

SPEAKER_00 12:18

But like I'm a cool psycho and I I still am I'm a self-aware, so that's also a problem when you're aware that you're mentally ill. Anyways, that's another story for my therapist.

SPEAKER_03 12:27

Yeah, I think that I think that's a good thing to know that you yeah, like I know I'm crazy.

SPEAKER_00 12:31

Like I'm like, you're being insane for no reason, and I'm aware of it, but it's like I can't stop it, or like anxiety, like you're anxious, there's nothing to be anxious about, you're sad, everything on paper is great. Anyways, it's not therapy, this is about my horrible dating life. So I met this guy, we hit it off. I really liked his Instagram. He had cool vibes, he went to a lot of cool events, and he did a lot of similar stuff in the tech field. So we were talking about that. I don't think he was developing an app after this whole fiasco, but he said his app was launching soon. So then we're talking about tech, and that you know, I am a tech nerd at heart, so fellas out there, if you're tech nerds, yeah, hit me up. No. Um, and so texting was seemingly normal, and then we were texting like for like the day, and then he called me out of nowhere, which he cold called me.

SPEAKER_03 13:21

That's terrible, which should have been a red flag. If he cold called me, I'd be annoyed.

SPEAKER_00 13:25

Yeah, but I was just kind of like, oh, well, let me just see what this guy's like. Yeah. So he I answered the phone, and before this over text, he had given me his address and said, come over whenever you want. That should have been that was red flag number one. Yeah. But I was just like, whatever, maybe he's just like a horny guy. Come over whenever. Like it was some weird like GTF kind of thing. Yeah, but I just like kind of like ignored it. But I did look up his address on Google Maps because I was like, Well, let me see what he's rocking with. Um, not impressed, but anyways, besides the point, he owned a house, allegedly.

SPEAKER_03 13:59

Honestly, I don't think that address was it probably wasn't.

SPEAKER_00 14:02

It was probably a halfway house. It was in Englewood, but like Inglewood does have nice places.

SPEAKER_03 14:07

Yeah, it's up and coming. They're trying to gentrify it.

SPEAKER_00 14:10

Inglewood up to no good.

SPEAKER_03 14:12

And honestly, anyways, honestly, I think he was squatting there.

SPEAKER_00 14:15

Could be, yeah. Actually, no, if you're squatting, whatever. I don't know what the fuck he was doing there, but besides the point, whatever he was doing when he called me, that was another person from the person I was texting. Like, we were kind of hitting it off, we were vibing, we had a lot in common, and then we talked on the phone, and then this freak show proceeded to tell me that he saves his tears in jars. Let me repeat that his tears in jars, different jars for different tears, because apparently they all hold different energy, and the ones he had saved, um, then he went on this fucking rant about how he watched Jurassic Park at seven years old on VHS when his father told him not to sneak into his office to get the VHS out. And if he said, he's probably said seven years old Jurassic Park on VHS about 97 times in this rant before I cut him off. But I'll get to that. So he told me that he was a CIA PSYOP in his own home. He also worked for NASA at one point, worked for NASA. I'm holding up air quotes if you can't see on YouTube, which you should be watching on YouTube, but besides the point. Um, and then he said he was like, I was a CIA PSYOP in my own home working for the government. He also had contracts in Washington, DC that he couldn't tell me about, right? And worked for NASA and so and developed an app. So it was a real impressive guy. Anyway, and he his dad told him not to watch Jurassic Park on VHS at seven, but he didn't listen because he was a secret agent in his own home. Therefore, he watched it and then it changed and altered his brain chemistry forever. And as Jurassic Park does, as Jurassic. Yes, correct. And he specifically specifically told me about the part where the guys in like on that toilet. And then he gets eaten. Yeah, so that part really had some impact on that.

SPEAKER_04 16:15

Does he have fears of toilets now?

SPEAKER_00 16:16

I I didn't get into that about his fears, hopes, and dreams because in the midst of this rant, I hung up on him and I blocked him on everything. I've already been this down this road.

SPEAKER_03 16:29

But you know what's gonna be crazy? If in like he's probably right about, by the way, you gotta save your tears, man.

SPEAKER_01 16:36

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:36

So I was scared. He told me I should come over and like maybe he was gonna save my tears. But when he when it we were on the phone and he was like, Yeah, I save my tears in jars, and I was like, Wait, what? Like, I said it very loud and rude and aggressive, and he came at me like I was the crazy one. He was like, You don't save your tears? Like, no, sir, I don't save my fucking tears, you fucking freak. Maybe we should start. No, I'm not gonna save my tears. First of all, no, I don't have that kind of time on my hands. I'm a busy person, and also I don't want to be labeling jars of tears, and also I don't want my tears.

SPEAKER_03 17:14

How does he label them like happy tears, sad tears?

SPEAKER_00 17:17

I wanted to get into that, and I did have questions about that. Like, which jars did like what did you have your seven-year-old tears from when Jurassic Park changed your brain chemistry, or like when did you start collecting tears?

SPEAKER_03 17:27

I didn't know I could take a guess on when he started saving his tears.

SPEAKER_00 17:30

I bet he doesn't. I bet he was high on some sort of or he's schizophrenic.

SPEAKER_03 17:34

I was gonna say, I think he started saving them when he discovered meth.

SPEAKER_00 17:37

I yeah, I was gonna say he sounded like that's a classic case of the old. Maybe it's Maybelline, maybe it's methamphetamines. And I would guess methamphetamines, maybe a couple hallucinogenics, some prescription pills. With onset schizophren what is it called? Early onset schizophrenia, a little dash of schizo. Anyways, if you're out there branding, you fucking freak, get help, seek therapy, and call the authorities. If you ever run into him, I should post him on the T app because he is scary. And luckily, I know crazy because well, hello, um, I am, but like real real eyes realize real lies, you know? No, I'm just getting that meme. Um, but no, fucking freak show. So that's how my love life is going. Um, if anyone is wondering, if any eligible bachelors are out there, hit me up. And also, if anyone knows how to work Thinkavic and Beryllium for this course build I'm doing, I'm really needing help, okay?

SPEAKER_01 18:34

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 18:34

But that's besides the point, and I won't get into that. But yeah, so and then I tried, yeah, this 22-year-old when I met out at a bar insulted me, called me old, and said smoking and drinking was bad for me as I was currently smoking and drinking.

SPEAKER_03 18:50

So I will say smoking is bad for you.

SPEAKER_00 18:54

Oh yeah, and drinking is so healthy.

SPEAKER_03 18:57

It is. Not for your kidneys. I feel great right now.

SPEAKER_00 19:00

Not for your kidneys. Yeah, now. How was your ride to Vegas?

SPEAKER_03 19:04

It was really bad.

SPEAKER_00 19:05

Let's talk about that. I don't want to talk about that. Let's unpack that. I don't want to talk about it. How did it make you feel?

SPEAKER_02 19:10

It made me feel in a nutshell.

SPEAKER_00 19:12

She's like, it was her like a speaking of your love life. It was your how many year anniversaries?

SPEAKER_03 19:16

Eight year.

unknown 19:17

Woo!

SPEAKER_00 19:18

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo! Go, go, Rob, go, Bob, go, Robert, go, Bobber, go, Remily, go ob that doesn't work. Nah. Remily. Remily. It's Remily. Yeah. Robert and Emily. Yeah. And they've been going strong for seven. Eight years. So you pass the seven-year itch.

SPEAKER_03 19:39

Honestly, when we pass the five-year itch is when That's a thing too. Well, how many itches are there? For me, it's five because normally I would like be out in a relate. Well, hold on.

SPEAKER_01 19:52

Let me make let me say this so I don't sound like a total slut.

SPEAKER_03 19:57

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:57

Long-term relationship slut over here.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

Well, no, no, no. Because normally, like the past two relationships I had, it was we made it five years and then it was like done. But around three years is when I started to like sh stray. Actually, not with the first one, because I was younger.

SPEAKER_00 20:16

Oh, you were straying?

SPEAKER_03 20:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:20

I think the last one was straying, but elsewhere, but straying off the rocker.

SPEAKER_03 20:27

He was losing his goddamn marbles, which I checked out.

SPEAKER_00 20:30

His marbles were lost. His marbles were went all over the floor. And that's when I met him and I said, I like him. He's cool. And we should be friends. We have a lot of similarities. Get the fuck out.

SPEAKER_03 20:42

You're like, you we can be friends with him, but well, we shouldn't like it.

SPEAKER_00 20:45

I like him, and that's why you need to get the fuck out of this relationship because I have horrible judgment, and me and him are getting along very well.

unknown 20:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:53

We are very similar, and you needed to get the fuck away from him.

SPEAKER_03 20:57

Yeah, so then yeah, so he was losing his his marbles, and I decided I was going to not go down that path. Well, I was gonna go hang out with other people's.

SPEAKER_00 21:07

Oh, well that too. So anyway, so I feel like I did have a little helping hand in like guiding you away from him.

SPEAKER_03 21:16

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 21:16

I was I didn't know where you were going with that.

SPEAKER_00 21:18

No, I gave you that look. No, I didn't have any helping hand in whatever your extracurriculars were. I don't I don't know what you were up to. All I know is I was like, I have literally seen this fucking film before. Please get the fuck out and get away from this freak show.

SPEAKER_03 21:33

Anyway, so Robin and I hit five years, and five.

SPEAKER_00 21:38

Oh, this is at five.

SPEAKER_03 21:41

We hit five years, and then I was like, oh wait, I still like him. Okay, I think we're in a good place. Goals and now we're at eight.

SPEAKER_00 21:48

Yes, and then they went to celebrate their anniversary in Las Vegas. Viva Las Vegas, and they went and got married. Just kidding.

SPEAKER_03 21:56

No, we didn't.

SPEAKER_00 21:57

They went to the Vanderpump Hotel.

SPEAKER_03 21:59

I talked about it. The last episode. Oh, okay. I see that I heard it.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

Did you talk about your drive there?

SPEAKER_03 22:03

No, I don't want to.

SPEAKER_00 22:04

Oh, okay. Well, never mind then. That's let's keep drinking.

SPEAKER_03 22:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:12

Yeah. So we can drive to Vegas. Um, anyways, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:17

Anyways.

SPEAKER_00 22:18

But yeah, that's where our love's lives are at. We're in very different places. So I always ask her as like a guide. I'm like, like, do you get excited when like he comes home from work? And then she's like, yeah, every day. And I was like, okay, so I do not like this guy because like I'm not excited to go hang out with him after two weeks.

SPEAKER_03 22:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

I was just like, I'm going to hang out with him.

SPEAKER_03 22:38

But then we had the the thought, which I haven't brought up to Robert yet. So he's gonna listen to this and then he he can new news come yell at me when he gets home. That I was like, should I make a hinge profile? Oh and because she attracts the weirdos. The freak. She I've never seen someone attract worse people. Yeah, it's like she's

Unsolicited Pics And Profile Red Flags

SPEAKER_03 23:00

got something written on her forehead that says freak and also send dick pics.

SPEAKER_00 23:04

No, not I'm a freak. Like all freaks welcome, all mentally unstable, anyone with addiction issues, anyone with mental health issues, send them my way. Also, send your dick pics. I don't have that on my forehead. I think it's really odd.

SPEAKER_03 23:17

And for someone who doesn't like looking at penises, no, she gets them all.

SPEAKER_00 23:22

And I told people, I even told this guy, the last one, I was like, I will show all of my friends, and I have said it publicly on podcasts, on social media, on this podcast, I don't want your dick pics, and I will show all of my friend. How about this? My one friend asked for a dick picture. Never once. Well, because it was just like leading up to it. So I was like, oh yeah, sure, I'll send it. Because it was just like, if I didn't say send it, then they were just gonna like keep on being like, I have really cool lighting in my room. I have really cool like it was just like trying to sell. I was just like, Yeah, let me see it.

SPEAKER_03 23:54

Like how great was that picture though?

SPEAKER_00 23:56

I don't remember it. Was it mid? The lighting was cool. He did say that, and the lighting was cool. Oh my god. But like other than that, I I was just like, okay, I didn't want to see this, and I didn't look at it for that long. If it wasn't like I was zooming in to see what's going on, I just was like, Yep, the lighting is cool. Fucking delete, let me show her. I save them and then I like jump scare her with them. Cause that's where, like, so if you do, like, I do like that part of it where like I get a dick pic and I get jump scared, so I'm like, I can't be in this alone. So then I send it to you. You'd be like, Boo. Yeah. Just so someone else experiences the same feeling of an unsolicited dick pic sent to you.

SPEAKER_03 24:37

Yeah, like if if you're asking for the pictures, then you shouldn't be sending them out. And also, if you send them unsolicited, then just realize that it's probably gonna get sent out to other people's for judgment and laughter.

SPEAKER_00 24:50

And also, like, I don't I've been very clear. Like, I don't, I'm very old-fashioned. Like, I know what the digital world is like. I don't like, I don't send nudes, I don't send slutty pictures, I don't send thirst traps, I don't really post thirst traps on Instagram. I should. Maybe I'd have more followers. Sorry, keeping that ace up my sleeve if all else fails. And I can't rely on my personality. I got my body. I haven't resorted to that yet. But like I really try and I like don't send like nudes. Like, so I'm I feel like I'm old fashioned that way. It's like if you want to see it, see it in person. It's like I really don't want to see your shit. Stop sending me your fucking junk. Junk mail. Anyway. I wish there was a oh my god, I should invent an app where it's like you can't say it down here, someone's gonna do it. Junk mail, but then it's all dick pics that get sent into like a junk mail spam folder. No one can figure that out. If you can't, let me know so you can help me with this course I'm building.

SPEAKER_03 25:47

Anyway, so my original thought was we were like, maybe I should make a hinge profile so I can attract because I don't have the worst track record with men. I have one bad flaw on my record.

SPEAKER_00 26:02

And that's the one I got along with. That's the one she liked.

SPEAKER_03 26:05

I didn't like him. Well, the like we could have been friends, but like I didn't like him for you. Anyways, but yeah, and the rest of them, even like the side pieces, like they were at least decent.

SPEAKER_00 26:14

I don't know about them, but yeah, I'm sure they were nice men. They they were nice old gentlemen, nice distinguished gentlemen with 401ks and a retirement plan, all their ducks in a row.

SPEAKER_01 26:28

So it gets me hot.

SPEAKER_00 26:31

I want your ducks scattered, and that's the problem. So if we can meet somewhere in the middle, like she has everyone's that end of the spectrum, and then I have people with no ducks, or like they think their fucking pigeon is a duck, and they're putting it in line. So we need somewhere like in the middle. So she's gonna create a hinge and then find me matches. Right. Yeah, I'm not gonna say the profiles for me. I'm just going to- And they're gonna think we're like some weird freak couple that like and then yeah, I did meet a guy on there. He was like, I was talking to him for a second, and then he's like, Me and my wife are very open. I'm like, what the hell is written on my profile or my forehead?

SPEAKER_03 27:10

Freak.

SPEAKER_00 27:11

I am, but like not in ment like mentally, not like sexually.

SPEAKER_03 27:16

You are very prudish.

SPEAKER_00 27:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 27:18

Which is weird.

SPEAKER_00 27:19

I'm a traditional woman. I'm a lady.

SPEAKER_03 27:23

Traditional woman. Okay, Jesus. So out of the two of us, you think I'm the most like sexual freak?

SPEAKER_00 27:33

It's hard to say. I don't like I don't I I know the risks of the digital world, so I don't like sending photos.

SPEAKER_03 27:41

But I'm not over here just like flashing my cookie to everyone on the internet. Actually, I haven't done it to anyone on the internet.

unknown 27:49

I was gonna say.

SPEAKER_00 27:52

Not to everyone, just a few. Just on one platform. No, no, I haven't done that at all. No, I feel like it's just like I I don't like weirdos, and I don't want dick pics. Like, I don't want digital sex stuff.

SPEAKER_03 28:08

Well, neither do I.

SPEAKER_00 28:10

And I don't want like I don't know how to explain it, but like, yeah, I'm very like traditional in that sense. Like, I don't want like weird shit. But I'm not like vanilla, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

Like so I feel like you belong in like the 60s when like so. Yeah, like social media didn't exist and you could just like do whatever you wanted freely.

SPEAKER_00 28:38

Maybe like the 80s.

SPEAKER_03 28:39

No, I think what you're I get what you're saying.

SPEAKER_00 28:41

Yeah. Like, I don't know how to explain it. I'm not like don't ask her for nudes. That's that's yeah, basis. Yeah, that I just don't send nude photos. Yeah. And I won't. Because the paparazzi is gonna you're gonna try to sell them to TMZ when I'm a star and like eventually we will be famous.

SPEAKER_03 28:59

Yeah. So I'm gonna make a lot of money. And I actually wild.

SPEAKER_00 29:03

I tell people on that, but I actually a funny like we'll wrap up my dating life, but like I had this, I think I was like either here and we were drunk one night. Oh god. Well, if I was here, I was probably drunk. Not like say well, it's not like we hang out and do fucking knitting and fucking crocheting nights.

SPEAKER_01 29:22

Should we start to knit?

SPEAKER_00 29:24

No, fuck that. Actually, maybe drunk knitting could be cool. I actually know how to knit. Crochet. You really know how to knit? I do know how to knit. I don't know how to crochet, but I can fuck with a knit. Like I can't really make any shape. I can just make a long ass scarf or like a blanket. But I can fuck a knitting. I can fuck with a knit. No, I can fuck a knit up. Like I know the procedure. I just don't ask me to make a shape or anything. I could make a long like string. Like a scarf. A scarf or a blanket? A thin blanket. Anyways, I don't remember what I was saying before this because my ADD has taken over.

SPEAKER_03 29:58

Bro, I don't know. You were saying you were here and you were drunk. Because you're always here. Because when you're here, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:04

So I keep forgetting that I set something up on my hinge where like when when somebody matches with me, it's sends them a message.

SPEAKER_03 30:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 30:11

And the message I wrote was when I was drunk here.

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Oh god, what did you say?

SPEAKER_00 30:15

It says welcome to the big leagues. And I keep forgetting I have that on there.

SPEAKER_03 30:21

We need to take that off.

SPEAKER_00 30:22

Well, I kind of like it because it's a conversation starter now.

SPEAKER_03 30:25

Well, welcome to the big leagues. Well, yeah, that's it.

SPEAKER_00 30:28

Step the fuck up.

SPEAKER_03 30:29

Well.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

Let's go. I'm not playing games here.

SPEAKER_03 30:32

Is that how men are gonna take that though?

SPEAKER_00 30:35

Well, so far it's gone like they it's a conversation. So far it's gone nowhere. So far it's gone nowhere, but it does start conversations. I just don't per I don't pursue the conversations because they have some lame ass response to that. Actually, someone said something cool, like they had a good funny response, and I was like, oh my god, I forgot that was on there. And then it's happened twice like recently, because I don't check it that much because it's like very depressing to go and hinge. So I forgot that that was on there, and someone was like, Well, like, happy welcome to the big leagues, happy to be here. And I was like, oh my god, I forgot that was on there. Ha ha ha. So I don't know. I don't have until I come up with something else. It was either before it's either that or lucky you. So which were going to be tattoos. I was going to get right here. So at least that's just my hinge profile welcome message.

SPEAKER_03 31:21

You were wait.

SPEAKER_00 31:22

Yep.

SPEAKER_03 31:23

You were gonna tattoo lucky you above your vagina.

SPEAKER_00 31:26

No, uh above right.

SPEAKER_03 31:28

I mean But like, okay, like on your like basically where like your bladder is.

SPEAKER_00 31:33

Yeah, in the sexy ass bladder, yeah. No, we're just gonna be like, yeah, lucky you, welcome. If you got that opportunity, yeah, you are lucky. Because it's given a very few select few people.

SPEAKER_03 31:46

Well, alright. Well, let's not give ourselves airs. A select few. Yes, select few. I guess we're rewriting history now.

SPEAKER_00 31:53

A select few. I don't know what's so funny. I'm a classy lady with high standards. Oh, that's good. Anyways.

SPEAKER_01 32:08

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 32:09

But yeah, anyways, this freak was worse than all of my exes combined. Collecting tears and jars.

SPEAKER_03 32:15

Yeah, that's a new look.

SPEAKER_00 32:16

The guys with face tattoos and problems sound pretty good right now compared to that freak show. So the face tattoos the bars in hell, Lafellas. So hit me up.

SPEAKER_03 32:27

Yeah, if you think you can come above hell, reach out to her. Give your socials.

SPEAKER_00 32:33

Yeah, four underscores J-Rose on Instagram. I do have a TikTok, but don't look at that. I just post weird shit on there.

SPEAKER_03 32:40

There you go. Okay, let's cheers out from your sad dating life. Cheers. Cheers to that. All right. Well, let's move on. Okay.

Creator 75 Challenge And Burnout

SPEAKER_03 32:50

Yeah, please. Let's talk about our TikTok algorithm.

SPEAKER_00 32:52

Okay.

SPEAKER_03 32:53

And I think we really need to start off by talking about the fact that we attempted to create a challenge, Creator 75, and we both failed.

SPEAKER_00 33:02

Failed. Failed, failed, failed. So I think it it came off the heels of your 75 and hard, and then you jumped right into a challenge, which probably was.

SPEAKER_03 33:12

I wasn't right into it because I ended that challenge.

SPEAKER_00 33:15

Well, it was pretty soon after.

SPEAKER_03 33:17

It was like two weeks later.

SPEAKER_00 33:18

Anyway, but it was a little too soon, I feel like, for that. That was where our mistake number one was. That also I just like started working multiple different jobs at that time, and then yeah, so it got uh out of control.

SPEAKER_03 33:32

Okay, so the original rules of Creator 75 were that.

SPEAKER_00 33:36

Well, first it was called Content 75, and then we couldn't even get the name right.

SPEAKER_03 33:39

Well, actually, we it was content 75, but then we both weirdly mistakenly called it creator 75 when we did the hashtag, so it worked out. So then we rename. We were on the same wavelength of it, so yay for that. At least we got that going for us.

SPEAKER_00 33:57

But we were both correctly wrong.

SPEAKER_03 33:59

The rules were we were gonna post two videos every single day for 75 days. We were starting on 420, and we were gonna the end date was July 4th. Easy peasy to remember. So we did that solidly. Okay, how about this? I think you did better than me. I did it solidly for like a week, maybe, and that's me being kind to myself. You did it way longer, but either way, uh We failed. Yeah, I it's I failed. It's embarrassing. I kind of want to take down the video of me talking about Creator 70.

SPEAKER_00 34:32

I'm definitely gonna delete my playlist. Actually, no, I'm just gonna leave it because like whatever.

SPEAKER_03 34:36

I'm just gonna leave it because like fine, whatever. But the thing is, is I have created I talked about on the last episode, which you still haven't listened to, by the way. No, anyway, but I talked about on the last episode. I create a lot of content to edit, like, yeah, to edit. And like I have uh I don't even know how many videos of like different cooking videos, like recipes and this and that. I still have my Vegas content, I still have my haircut content, and we have like planned content together. It's ridiculous, and I just don't have anything edited because editing is like my my faux.

SPEAKER_00 35:16

Well, I hate filming is already like stressful, like not stressful, but like it is not painful. It's a pain in the ass.

SPEAKER_03 35:21

It's a pain in the ass.

SPEAKER_00 35:22

You trying being an influencer for a day.

SPEAKER_03 35:24

No, it's well, I do I don't even want to try anywhere.

SPEAKER_00 35:27

I'm like, it's honestly very difficult, and to be consistent is very difficult, and then to film consistently, to be doing exciting things consistently, and then to edit uh right after you do those exciting things is a lot. Yeah. When also on top of that, I'm working like jobs.

SPEAKER_03 35:47

Yeah, she has like an actual full schedule. I mean, my schedule is not as full. I'm doing this because this is more important to me than doing a TikTok.

SPEAKER_00 35:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 35:55

And it's just I it just I don't know, everything snowballs to the point where you feel like you can't catch up, and now I'm super behind, and you're gonna eventually see a bunch of videos with me with long hair cooking and doing my nails and doing my lashes and doing this and doing that, and you're gonna be like, huh, time jump continuum.

SPEAKER_00 36:13

Yeah, because I'm like, I have a bunch of content I filmed with my blonde hair, but now I feel like I can't even post that because it took so long to fucking film.

SPEAKER_03 36:22

Yeah, I'm gonna post it. It's just I have to edit it, and I don't know, like I need to just like sit down, focus, which also is another fucking burden to bear. I gotta focus on something.

SPEAKER_00 36:31

And also, I will say, in my own defense, like one of the platforms flagged every single piece of my content because I was doing like more cannabis-related content, and therefore that platform was flagging all of my videos, and I it was like restricting them or not recommending the in uh ineligible for recommendation on the FYP. So that was like very disheartening and very like, oh my god, okay. I spent like an hour editing this, put it together, did all this, and I said like one word or used one hashtag that was wrong, and it flagged my video. Meanwhile, all these other cannabis creators are fully eating gummies.

SPEAKER_03 37:11

How did they get a we don't we haven't figured that out?

SPEAKER_00 37:13

I obviously haven't figured it out yet, but Instagram's cool. So if you want to follow cannabis content on there, I'm still gonna be posting it on my other cannabis account, which is I'll tell you at the end. But anyways, yeah. We failed Creator 75.

SPEAKER_03 37:26

We tried and it's just like I don't know, like in my head, like this is more important, the podcast is more important, so I'm trying to focus on that. And even then, I'm still like fucking It's a lot, I'm flailing about in the ocean.

SPEAKER_00 37:39

So they jokingly say try being an influencer for a day, but like it is not easy, and we're not even like doing anything spectacular.

SPEAKER_03 37:46

No, it's it's really it's not easy, it's kind of disheartening, and I don't know. I was talking about this with somebody else, and we were saying like we need to just like you gotta just do it. Yeah, if you don't like if you don't do it, then you're not trying to complain. You have to just do it and put it out there, which is like my biggest thing where I'm like, uh it's but it's taking me so long. I don't know. Look, I don't want to sit here and complain about it.

SPEAKER_00 38:09

Yeah, no, we don't have excuses other than laziness and lack of time and effort.

SPEAKER_03 38:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:15

And that's basically it.

SPEAKER_03 38:16

Anyway, all's that to say, we're attempting to try. We gotta just try harder. Like we could easily stay up all night and do it and pull it all nighter. We pulled all nighters before for no reason at all. We could easily do it for a while. There was a reason. Well I was busy. It wasn't a good reason.

SPEAKER_00 38:30

I had I had a great reason too. I still stand by those reasons, but but I didn't give it my all. I'll be real. I didn't give it 100% effort, and I was slightly lazy, but that's because I had other shit going on. It was a lot going on, and there's still a lot going on. So yeah, no, we didn't pass the 75 day challenge. However, we will still be posting content. I'm not not gonna post. I don't know. Just like a 75-day challenge.

SPEAKER_03 38:59

I'm gonna it like kinda yeah, it sucks.

SPEAKER_00 39:02

Over it, it's just like too much pressure to like have to do it. It's a lot of pressure, yeah. It's like I just want to it's like supposed to be fun. And so like I'm not a professional like when I get brand deals and it's like actually work and like I have like a deadline for that like video and those con that content, but right now it's just I don't have a deadline. I don't have I have deadlines for actu my actual job. Yeah, I have deadlines that I keep missing for my actual job. Not like the actual actual job, but my side hustles deadlines. So, anyways, all that to say, we'll still be posting content, but we failed creator 75.

SPEAKER_03 39:36

Yeah, so let's move on from our failures and actually let's talk about a different failure of

TikTok Quiz Humiliation And Weird Feeds

SPEAKER_03 39:41

mine. Yes, our the TikTok algorithm. Um I have well, you're gonna find out why. I have been getting all of these quiz videos where it's like they say, like, here's 20 questions. You have to you have one second to answer each one of them. Blah blah. I like to do it because in my mind I have a ton of Jeopardy knowledge bouncing around in my little skull.

SPEAKER_00 40:02

You do.

SPEAKER_03 40:03

So I'm like, oh, I'm gonna be really good at these. So I'm gonna sound so stupid right now. So I was really excited, like doing them, and Robert was sitting next to me. Actually, I think we were in bed. So he was laying next to me, we were he was like listening to me answer these questions, and he's like, I want to do one too. And I was like, Okay. So in my head, my competitive little brain, I was like, Well, it's on, like I have to answer before him.

SPEAKER_00 40:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 40:32

So it's it it was not my strong suit, it was the science questions, and I don't really know science all that much.

SPEAKER_00 40:39

What was the question? I want to see if I know it before.

SPEAKER_03 40:41

Okay, yeah, I'll I I'll give you the question because I I wrote it down because when so it gave me the question, it gave us both the question. I answered it so quick, and then it gave me the answer, and we both had to I had to pause the video because we couldn't stop cracking up. We were laughing so hard because he was like, Oh my god.

SPEAKER_01 41:02

I was like, Oh, I was so embarrassed. I couldn't believe it.

SPEAKER_00 41:05

I'm ashamed. Okay, now I'm gonna be ashamed. Well, I don't feel that bad at all.

SPEAKER_03 41:11

Okay, at what speed wait, well fuck, I didn't write it down properly. Okay, it was saying, like, here from Earth, how long does the speed of light take from the moon to the earth? Like you see the illumination of the moon, how long does it take for it to reach Earth to s for us to see it with our eyeballs?

SPEAKER_00 41:32

I feel like you're wording the question crazy. When do you like from when? Like how fast does the speed of light travel?

SPEAKER_03 41:39

Yeah, from the moon to the earth.

SPEAKER_00 41:42

Like 0.5 seconds. Well, that was better than what I said.

SPEAKER_03 41:46

I said 24 hours. I said one day. Because I'm a fucking numbnut.

SPEAKER_00 41:51

What's his answer? 1.3 seconds. Okay. So yeah, I was like, it's pretty the speed of light's fast.

SPEAKER_03 41:57

Because then as soon as I said it, I was like, well, that's stupid. And I remembered that this the speed of light from the sun is eight minutes. And I don't know why I I thought I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_00 42:09

It takes eight minutes for the sun to set.

SPEAKER_03 42:12

Google it right now.

SPEAKER_00 42:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 42:13

Because it they say if the moon if the moon Oh my god. Let's have somewhere tequila so I can get more answers incorrectly.

SPEAKER_00 42:20

If like the sun explodes How long does it take it's how long does it take for the sun light to travel to the earth? Eight minutes. You're right. Okay. How long does it take for the sun to set? Longer than eight minutes. That's like a whole that's like a process. Two to five minutes. It's very quick for the sun to set. So like right before it breaks the horizon. Oh. Like it's very quick. Like when you see the sunset from when it gets dark, it's really quick. I thought it was eight minutes, but apparently that's from the speed of light from the sun to the earth.

SPEAKER_03 42:54

Yeah, because they say if the sun is included.

SPEAKER_00 42:57

That makes sense because the sun's farther away from the earth and the moon. Therefore, it would take longer for us. Science! Woo! Anyways. Welcome to this learn. This is an educational podcast now.

SPEAKER_03 43:08

Dear God. Anyway, so that's been my algorithm, has been those stupid fucking quiz videos that made me look like a fucking moron. I'm glad she doesn't send them to me because in front of my boyfriend who he laughed so hard in my face as if I'm a stupid, which sometimes I am. But most of the time I do have smart thoughts and smart answers, and I feel like you're like, No, I'm like most of the time you do. I'm usually I'm very smart.

SPEAKER_00 43:42

Knowledgeable about topics. Common sense. You might be a little off but I have a lot of common sense, but don't ask me a geography question.

SPEAKER_03 43:50

But I do have weird Jeopardy knowledge and I do have weird facts. Like I know weird shit about like Pocahontas or some weird shit. Like I have Jeopardy knowledge.

SPEAKER_00 44:00

What was that one? Oh, you went on like a rabbit hole with Eleanor Roosevelt for like a week.

SPEAKER_03 44:04

Yep. Don't know why. Just I just know a lot about Eleanor Roosevelt. I just I know weird history shit.

SPEAKER_00 44:11

It's a good thing to have in your back pocket. You never know when you're gonna need it.

SPEAKER_03 44:14

But apparently science is my weak spot, and my boyfriend laughed in my face. Like rude outside.

SPEAKER_00 44:19

Science is my strong suit. History, geography, math.

SPEAKER_03 44:22

I can't do math. Two plus two, five.

SPEAKER_00 44:25

Seven. Yeah, so don't ask me math questions. But like science almost kind of goes with like common sense. Like it's just like logic. It's like two, like obviously, there's science behind it. Like it's science. Like it makes sense. I don't want to talk about that. Math doesn't make fucking sense. Actually, it does.

SPEAKER_03 44:44

But like the mathematicians can possibly be listening to this dumbass.

SPEAKER_00 44:50

Math can only have one right answer most of the time.

SPEAKER_03 44:53

Wait, what did um hold on?

SPEAKER_00 44:55

And science is usually based in cath.

SPEAKER_03 44:57

She's like, why do you like math so much? She's like, It's the same in every country.

SPEAKER_00 45:01

That is true. Numbers are the same.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

Alright, let's move on from my lack of science knowledge, and let's talk about a different part of our algorithm.

SPEAKER_00 45:11

Yeah. So my algorithm sometimes gets horny.

SPEAKER_03 45:14

Oh, we're gonna talk about the horny part? Okay, used to it.

SPEAKER_00 45:17

So we get uh r well, you get more rugby talk.

SPEAKER_03 45:20

I get rugby talk, and then I realize I'm no better than a man because I'm over here looking at them stretch and I'm like, yay.

SPEAKER_00 45:26

Yeah, you really like rugby talk. The only like like I love rugby talk too, but they do show a lot of upper thigh, which I don't think.

SPEAKER_02 45:34

That's right, and she's a weirdo about upper thigh.

SPEAKER_00 45:35

I don't like want to see a guy's upper thigh.

SPEAKER_02 45:37

But there's that one weird about upper thighs.

SPEAKER_00 45:39

No, it's just it's because it's usually way more pale than the rest of but rugby players, they don't have that weird tan line because they're always lifting each other up by their shorts. Because yeah, and then there's that one rugby player who has no tan line who's so fucking hot. What's his name? I don't I don't know any of their names. Again, no better than a man.

SPEAKER_03 45:56

Couldn't tell you a single name in the bunch.

SPEAKER_00 45:58

I know he has a mustache that I never mind.

SPEAKER_03 46:00

I'm the one you want to ride.

SPEAKER_00 46:03

I didn't say that. I did not say that.

SPEAKER_03 46:05

Don't care.

SPEAKER_00 46:06

What's that? Let me just type in hot.

SPEAKER_03 46:07

I've had way too much tequila today.

SPEAKER_00 46:09

Rugby guy, rugby players edits. He could hit me with a fucking car. He could run me over, he could hit me with a car and then back up and do it again. And I would be like, baby, I'm so sorry. Thank you, Tana. Exactly how I feel about Jesse Arthur's. Anyways, he's our favorite rugby player. We love rugby. Go Jesse. Go rugby.

SPEAKER_03 46:32

Couldn't tell you what team he plays for. Couldn't I realize he was in involved with someone? So I don't want to be.

SPEAKER_00 46:37

He plays for the Brisbane Broncos. I would you would know that if you were a true fan.

SPEAKER_03 46:42

I'm not a true fan. I'm just I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 46:43

I just looked at the hashtag.

SPEAKER_03 46:45

All I'm doing is looking at these guys as if what's that word?

SPEAKER_00 46:49

Yeah, I was gonna, I was like, what's that word? But you already said it.

SPEAKER_03 46:52

Yeah, like I feel like if I worked at a construction site and they walked past me, I would catcall them. You want to switch to June pop culture and talk about 90-day

90 Day Fiance Freak Show Breakdown

SPEAKER_03 47:01

fiance?

SPEAKER_00 47:01

Yeah, well, this is the pop culture episode, and we've been talking for three fucking hours, so maybe we should jump into pop culture.

SPEAKER_03 47:08

All right.

SPEAKER_00 47:09

Instead of thirsting over Aaron, whatever the fuck his name is. I forgot his name already. Yeah, same.

SPEAKER_03 47:14

Talk about 90. Okay, so she's gonna talk about 90-day fee. We each have things we wanted to talk about for June. Yes. 90 Day Fiance was her thing because she watches it. I don't. But I but I see.

SPEAKER_00 47:25

I send her videos and I send her updates while like live. I like live tweet, but I only text her. Yeah, because I'm unwilling to commit into it and so that talk about your my content plate. What are you doing on Sundays? Nothing. Anyway. My content plate is full of 90-day fiancé and their spin-offs. But this season they found the biggest motley crew of freak shows they could round up for this season. TLC really like they really exploit the freak shows, let me tell you. I mean, not some of them. I don't watch some of their shows because I feel like they're too exploitive. But 90-day for fiance. Those people know what they're doing and they're just freaks. So, where should we begin?

SPEAKER_03 48:07

Um, I want to talk about Debbie and Mito, because that's who I know the most about. Because Mito, okay, so here, I'm I think I'm gonna take my little synopsis of what's going on.

SPEAKER_00 48:16

You give us the lead-in and what you know about it, and then I'll fill in the details.

SPEAKER_03 48:20

Debbie met Mito in Egypt when she like went there for a vacation. He was her tour guide, and then he called her his Cleopatra, and then she went head over heels swooning for this guy. She brings him to New Orleans, Louisiana. That part is important. That's important, and he says that he is a rising star in Egypt's cinematic fame.

SPEAKER_00 48:49

No, he's famous in Egypt. He's an actor.

SPEAKER_03 48:51

He is coming here to America to not only marry the love of his life, Debbie, quote unquote, love of his life. He is here to not only marry Debbie, but he is here to become America's sweetheart and and new star. He's gonna become the new Brad Pitt. All I can say is that him and I have the exact same wardrobe in our Lululemon leggings and our crossbody satchels. Crossbody sat. And we have the same sassy bitch ass attitude.

SPEAKER_00 49:22

Also, Debbie's like, I think 54 and he's 41.

SPEAKER_03 49:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:26

So Mito is an aspiring actor. And he moves to Louisiana when she said that was a key part. That is the key part. Because in one of the episodes, he comes here as soon as he gets here. Mind you, he ghosted Debbie like two days before his flight, said his dad was sick, tried to get her to change the flight. The flight was like four grand, so she was like, I can't change it, and he didn't reply to her.

SPEAKER_03 49:50

Why did he want her to change the flight? Like to like was he trying to steal money?

SPEAKER_00 49:53

No, I think he wanted more time with his dad.

SPEAKER_03 49:56

Okay, okay. So that was like legit.

SPEAKER_00 49:58

Well, I don't we don't know if his dad was actually sick.

SPEAKER_03 50:00

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_00 50:00

He just wanted her to change the flight, and his his reasoning was his dad was sick. So she didn't know if he got on the flight or not, because it was like four grand to change it. So I would have been out because he wasn't texting her for like days before. This is when they first meet. And then this bitch shows up to the airport and is waiting for him, waiting for him for like fucking three hours. And and she was like, I don't know if he got in the flight or not. Miraculously, Mito rolls down the escalator, Lululemon, leggings on, side satchel in hand, or not in hand, crossbody, I guess. Anyways, and he's there and he's like, he thought it was a funny prank that he ghosted her three days before his arrival, or two days, well, however long. He ghosted her leading up to his arrival, and she didn't have any communication with him until she saw him get off the plane. She also waited like two hours at the airport, which couldn't be me. Never. I wouldn't have even gone to the airport, but whatever. So then there he's here for like a day, and then he's like, How far to LA? So she's in Louisiana, which the state abbreviation for Louisiana is LA. He's showing it to Los Angeles, California. He wants to go to Hollywood to be an actor. He thought we think, we think. This isn't confirmed.

SPEAKER_03 51:14

It's not confirmed, but he asked how far it was to Hollywood. Meaning, like he thought it was like down the street.

SPEAKER_00 51:21

Down the street. Because most places it is, but if you come to the United States and you're unfamiliar with how big it is, Louisiana is not close to Los Angeles, but he thought LA meant LA. I think. We think we don't know for sure, but he was very shocked at the time because she was like, he was like, How far to Hollywood? And she was like, a couple days.

SPEAKER_03 51:37

She was like, by plane or by car? And he was like, by car. She was like, Oh, a couple of days.

SPEAKER_00 51:43

And he went, What? She's like, Yeah, we're not close to LA.

SPEAKER_03 51:48

Like, okay, so then when are we moving?

SPEAKER_00 51:50

Yeah, so immediately wants to move to Hollywood.

SPEAKER_03 51:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:53

So he's really clearly just out here for his acting career.

SPEAKER_03 51:56

What I don't understand though is that if he was some hot 20-year-old. No, no, no.

SPEAKER_00 52:05

For her, he's attractive. No offense, Debbie.

SPEAKER_03 52:08

We're gonna put our feelings aside. If he was a hot 20-year-old guy who was dicking her down and she was dicking her, oh yeah, he's also a virgin and they don't have sex. And he's I don't believe that.

SPEAKER_00 52:17

Never had sex. Well, he whatever.

SPEAKER_03 52:18

I don't, you know what? I I agree. I don't think he's ever had sex with a woman.

SPEAKER_00 52:22

But, anyways, fuck Mito. We hate him. Anyways, moving on to the other fuck ass couple. I mean, the other people are freaks, but the other bitch that gets me grind my blood boiling and gr really grinds my gears is Katie with her smudged ass lipstick and her OCD. No, bitch, you have a drinking problem. Not OCD. Like she's always spiraling to make out with somebody for four minutes because she claims her OCD gives her these impulsions. When she starts drinking, how about let's let's just break down the equation. If drinking triggers your OCD and makes you have impulsive.

SPEAKER_03 53:00

I mean an OCD, like if you have OCD, you think that if you don't do that thing that you like, if you don't lock the door enough that something bad's gonna happen. But her OCD is being a whore. Well, it's not OCD. She's just can she's using that as a disguise for the fact that she gets drunk and wants to make out with people, which is fine. And look, I'm not here to judge someone's alcohol intake because I don't need somebody to talk about my alcohol intake.

SPEAKER_00 53:25

No, I'm here to judge you if you have an alcohol problem and you're calling it OCD. I have two issues because you're trying to weaponize your mental health issues, which yes, she does probably have OCD because she does open and close the door handle a bunch of times. That's OCD. Drinking and then making out with somebody when you're drunk and then worrying.

SPEAKER_03 53:46

You know what that's called? That's gremlin behavior.

SPEAKER_00 53:48

Yeah, you're being a gremlin, you're drunk, and then she doesn't remember because she blacks out, and then she's like has anxiety about the next thing. Yeah, that's anxiety. We all get it. You don't have OCD, you have a drinking problem, and you like making out with people because you have issues.

SPEAKER_03 54:04

I want to talk about something that you sent me. Yes, and I showed it to Rob. You already know I'm gonna say, but hold on. I showed it to Robert, and he looked at me, he said, Why did you show this to me? This is terrible. I was like, I know, but like I couldn't be the only one to see it. She so Jay sent me this clip of the episode where she was showing her fiance Katie and Josh. She showed was showing them a strap-on.

SPEAKER_00 54:35

Yes, she pulled it out. She's like, ready for this?

SPEAKER_03 54:37

And it was a strap-on. Yeah, and he looked at it and he was like, But there's stuff on it. It was pre-used. It was a pre-used strap-on that she had used with somebody else, and she was like, Oh yeah, it's weird because like like when I put it on, it can kind of slip out. And this he was like, It's pre-used. So it's pre-used.

SPEAKER_00 54:56

And she looked like Well, I washed it, and then then she also brought it to the confessional, and they were like looking at it, and I'm not gonna go into detail because this is apparently it had schmutz on it. Ugh. So yeah, anyways, she can't stop making out with people at the bar when she's drunk, and he's like, I think you're disrespectful to me when you make out without the guys in front of me. Yeah, Josh, no shit. Fucking leave her ass. Also, she's like, Can we make out for four minutes? It's four minutes. So I think that's where she tries to like because five minutes is too much. No, I think that's where she tries to throw in a number to mask that it's her OCD to make it specific.

SPEAKER_03 55:33

Like any baby girl, you're just a whore. Just make out with whoever you want, but don't be engaged to somebody else. Yeah. Like a making out is fun, drunk makeouts are fun, but just don't be in a relationship with somebody else.

SPEAKER_00 55:45

Yeah, but she uh and she's always joining these run clubs, and that's and she's hooks ups with everyone in the run clubs.

SPEAKER_03 55:51

I'm sorry. If I saw that lipstick coming at my face, I'd be like, no.

SPEAKER_00 55:55

If I was in a run club, I'd be like, no. Well, I would never join a run club. But apparently they're all horny and hooking up with each other, so maybe I should.

SPEAKER_03 56:03

I was gonna say, maybe that's where you're gonna find out.

SPEAKER_00 56:05

Maybe that's where I'll find my yeah, no, my soulmate's not a fucking in a run club.

SPEAKER_03 56:09

He does 5K's on Thanksgiving even.

SPEAKER_00 56:11

Yeah, no, that's not my soulmate. My soulmate is their weird cousin chain smoking in the bathroom. Backyard, not the bathroom. Or the bathroom, actually, either way. But yeah, no, if you're doing a turkey trot, I'm out. It's a no for me. So that's not my soulmate. I'm not going down that path. Would you?

SPEAKER_03 56:30

I'm on like my fucking four.

SPEAKER_00 56:32

Remember that fucking poor girl whose family set her up, or fake, not fake family, but her fiance's family set her up for a 4K turkey trot, and she was training for it and it was all a fucking prank, divorce, or don't go through it with a wedding.

SPEAKER_03 56:47

I mean, to be honest, like I'm really grateful for Robert's family in many ways, but for the fact that they don't turkey trucks turkey trucks or 4Ks are weird shit.

SPEAKER_00 57:00

No, like that would be hard if like you found the love of your life and their family did that weird shit.

SPEAKER_03 57:05

I think that's your path.

SPEAKER_00 57:07

Fuck you.

SPEAKER_03 57:08

No, it's not. I think that's not.

SPEAKER_00 57:11

My in-laws are gonna be sick ass people that like drink cappuccinos and have morning cigs. Yeah, no, fuck the I think no I can't marry into that. They will I don't accept that. And they don't accept me. I'm not accepting a family notice 5K's on Thanksgiving. Sorry.

SPEAKER_03 57:28

But they accept go without me. Yeah, exactly. They accept you for you when that you can. That's fine.

SPEAKER_00 57:32

Okay, I will chain smoke on the sidelines while you guys run your turkey trot. I think I will not be joining.

SPEAKER_03 57:37

I just realized that that's her path of it.

SPEAKER_00 57:39

That's fine. Yeah, fuck you. No.

SPEAKER_03 57:41

I'm not saying you have to go run the 5K.

SPEAKER_00 57:43

I won't be. I'm not blame that. I will not be running or turkey trotting. No, yeah, fuck you. I hope Bob's family starts doing turkey trots. I'm gonna actually sign them up for one this year.

SPEAKER_01 57:56

Nope.

SPEAKER_00 57:56

Yeah, I'm gonna tell Bob sign her up for one.

SPEAKER_01 57:58

Oh, yeah, right. Like he's gonna do it too.

SPEAKER_00 58:00

I can get I can I have a wave. Me and Robert, we're friends.

SPEAKER_03 58:04

He's gonna tell you to fuck off and get out of the way.

SPEAKER_00 58:06

Robert, you know what to do. Sign her up for one.

SPEAKER_03 58:10

All right, let's move on to our next topic.

SPEAKER_00 58:12

Yes, please.

Tyra Banks Vs Netflix And ANTM Fallout

SPEAKER_03 58:14

Are you ready for this one?

SPEAKER_00 58:15

I don't know, am I?

SPEAKER_03 58:16

Tyra Banks.

SPEAKER_00 58:17

Oh, God. Okay. Hold on. Do we need more drinks?

SPEAKER_03 58:20

Probably. Alright, cut. Okay, cheers. We're back.

SPEAKER_00 58:24

We're back with refills. Cheers.

SPEAKER_03 58:26

So I said before we cut, for you guys, there's gonna be no cut. But before we cut, we were gonna talk about Tyra Banks. But real quick, back to 90-day fiance.

SPEAKER_00 58:37

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_03 58:38

You had told me that you were watching a different version of 90 Day Fiance. Yeah. Where they were talking about sex therapy.

SPEAKER_00 58:44

No, so they have 90 Day Fiance, the last resort, where couples from 90-day fiance like either one of the French like spin-offs. Yeah. Um, couples go to this retreat and it's basically like their last resort to like see if they're gonna see if they're gonna stay together. So they go through like couples counseling, couples therapy, sex therapy, and this last episode was a sex therapy episode. So they have a sex therapist there.

SPEAKER_03 59:11

Right. Okay, so what I want to talk about is the fact that it was so watching with your parents.

SPEAKER_00 59:18

Yes, and I regret that immensely. We were at the dinner table. Just wholesome family dinner. She was like, we were at the dinner table, and this guy's talking about coming to his wife, about how he can't come unless he's in missionary position, how it takes him 15 minutes to come, have this other guy maybe a potential sex addict, and we're just eating dinner like nothing. I'm like What were you guys eating? I don't remember. I do remember it was I think we had pork chops. They were good. My mom, anything we any dinner we're having, it's a gourmet meal for sure. But yeah, it was not a gourmet conversation on the TV. So luckily, before it got too explicit, like we me and my mom went out like and watched it on a different TV, so it wasn't as awkward, but I'm still watching it with my mom.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:08

I was gonna say, like, does watching it with your mom make it less awkward than watching it with your mom and your dad?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:13

Kind of, yeah. It's and then like it's also less awkward that like we're sitting at the dinner table, like it's like almost formal, and then we're like watching this crazy ass like shit, and then there's couples on there, which like no offense to them, but like you do not want to hear about their sex escapades and like what they're up to, and like it's just like uh I don't want to hear this, let alone hear this with your parents in present. So yeah, it was like a lot, but it was funny, and like we've watched the show before, but like this like every season they get more and more explicit, like just push the limits, push limits. They had them fucking what's the word? Like, um, oh my god, I'm blanking. Like, show them in like the whole group, like demonstrate a fucking actual demonstration of the position that he one of the guys, the only position he can come in, and they had them demonstrate that position in front of the whole group of people. Wait, so they made the guy and the girl's wife get up and show them missionary position, by the way.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:10

Well, that's not anything expensive.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:11

And that but apparently that's the only position he could get off in.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:15

Why? Did they say why?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:16

Or explain why? No, so their homework was to like try different positions and see if it would work in other positions, and it did. They I they did follow up on if they did their homework and how the homework went. So that's 90 Day the Last Resort, if anyone's interested.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:33

Cool, great.

SPEAKER_00 1:01:34

It was very TMI, and I don't recommend me. I was more stuck on the fact that you were watching with your mother don't watch any any 90-day anything with your parents, because it's a like every it's just gross. Like, yeah, it's just a lot to watch with your parents. Anyways, yeah, but it is entertaining wildly. I'm deep in the 90-day fiance lore, and I've watched all the spin-offs, so I'm very very well versed in the 90-day universe, which I'm not opposed to being on the show either, so I just need to find a foreign husband, and that's where it's looking like.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:12

Okay, how about this? You find a foreign husband, you bring him over here on the K1 visa, and you have to be as explicit as they are.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:21

No, because they're on the last resort. No, no, no. Not every couple as well. Not every couple is as explicit.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:28

No, you have to be as explicit.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:29

Well, I'm sure I would say something unhinged stuff.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:31

No, you have to be sexually explicit. You and your traditional values over here.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:36

I couldn't do it. Not on camera. No way. No way. They show them like it's basically soft porn. No way, I'm fucking doing that.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:42

All right. Well, I guess we learned her limits. All right, let's get back to Tyra Banks now that we have full drinks.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:47

Oh god, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:48

All right. So Tyra Banks is suing Netflix over the documentary Reality Check Inside America's Next Top Model. She's alleging defamation, saying that only 16 minutes of her three-hour interview was shown. She also says she took accountability, but it was not shown, and it is providing a false narrative. Also, she says that she did not know that Shandy Sullivan, who was a contestant of America's Next Top Model, would classify what happened to her as a sexual assault. Also, she's saying she did was not able to give her side of the story about not reaching out to Miss Alexand Miss J. Alexander following his stroke.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:34

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. She knew.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:37

What I want to talk about is the fact that I forever have an eating disorder and body dysmorphia over the fact that Miss Tyra Banks specifically, specifically, Tyra Banks told me that being in a double zero means that you are a perfect size, a perfect weight, and if you are a size four and above, you're fat, you're ugly, you have a uh obesity, or you're plus size, you have uh a stomach pooch, and also you're not worthy of anything. But now that she is now considered plus size, even though she's technically looking like a normal size woman, that now she is talking about how she feels oppressed, quote unquote oppressed. The hypocrisy that lives within this woman and the fact her lack of accountability is nuts, disgusting. And I swear to god, if she tries to sell me hot ice cream one more time, I'm gonna lose my goddamn fucking marbles. I'm gonna rip the bangs off her fucking head.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:33

They're fake bangs, first of all. The second of all, there's no such fucking thing as hot fucking ice cream. So she can't even legally call that ice cream because obviously it's not ice cream, it's melted ice cream. She has to call it like sm ice cream or something.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:47

Cream soup.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:48

It's literally, yeah, melted ice cream, calling it hot ice cream. It's a fucking diabolical bullshit she's trying to sell us. She must be on some sort of like insane prescription recipe of drugs because what the fuck are you doing? And then this Modeland video that has resurfaced.

SPEAKER_04 1:05:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:05

Who are you yelling at? Also, we don't know when the context. We don't have all the context of this video, but this new Modeland video or old, we don't know what year it was dated, but she's fucking yelling at the camera, yelling at us, like we did this to her, talking about she was oppressed. I'm I think she's targeting it into like the modeling industry and the entertainment industry, but like she posted it on TikTok. So, like, what the fuck are you yelling at us for, bitch? Um, we didn't oppress you. If anything, you gave a generation of women terrible body issues.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:41

Hate themselves because they watched America's Next Top Model and they saw Kenya from like I want to say cycle four being told that she was too fat and she was a size three.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:52

Like, that's insane. Are you fine? Toxic beauty standards from the two thousands were spearheaded by Miss Tyra Banks and And that cannot be denied. No matter what part they cut from your documentary, no matter what part we watched America's No matter what, she never said that. No matter what they cut on your interview in the Netflix doc, bitch, we watched however many cycles of America's Next Top Model. 24 cycles, okay. We I watched all of them because I wanted to be on it. So I'm studying them because I, in my head, she made me believe, okay, I actually am the size. I could make it as a model.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:25

See, I made sure to starve myself and do other things to make myself skinny, but then I was like, oh wait, I actually couldn't be on because I'm only five foot. I was delusional and she made me think that no matter what, I was gonna be less than whatever her perfect standard was going to be.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:41

I thought I could make it on the show, and that's where my delusions be.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:45

Well, hold on. We haven't even talked about the fact that she ended that documentary by announcing season 25 of America's Next Top Model. And announcing it like it's a fucking quarter quell because she's gonna fucking kill all of us and get rid of all of us. Jojo didn't learn nothing. She's kissed at us because we're mad at the fact that she was horrible to an entire generation of women. And for her to say she didn't know that Shandy was sexually assaulted. She knew. She did know because she liked it.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:16

She admitted to knowing it.

SPEAKER_03 1:07:18

Well, she likes to say that she had no idea. She wasn't in the editing room, but she was an executive producer. Baby sweetheart, my love. You did know, as an executive producer, you know the ins and outs of that entire show. And you okayed it. No matter what. You okayed it, you allowed it, and you allowed it to continue to happen no matter what. Not even fear, no fucking bullshit. So it doesn't matter what they cut from that interview. No. No matter what, you are not taking accountability for the fact that you allowed not only Shandy to be sexually assaulted, but allowed I forget who the other contestant, but the some other contestant to be it was a racist comment. It was in Spain. I remember that I can see the photo shoot they were doing. This male model did not want to pose with her because she was half black, half white, and he said that she was disgusting because she was a big thing. And they allowed it. Which as a person of color, Tyra Banks should have said, absolutely not, get him off the set. Instead, instead, she filmed it, okay, it and then let it air. Instead, she said, You need to put up with whatever you're throwing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:25

Because she had to go through that.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:27

And that's part of ever went through in the fucking generation. What was allowed back then is not allowed now.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:35

Also, she was in control. She was the producer. She could have put a stop to it. She had the final say. She not only allowed that to happen in front of her, in front of her own eyes, with that's one thing, okay? But she allowed it to be filmed, that's another thing. And then she allowed it to go through editing and production and post-production and then okayed it and let it go to air. So there was multiple times where they could have been stopped. Same with Shandy. And also, not only did they frame, like that they let that air, what happened to Shandy, they also framed it that Shandy cheated on her boyfriend. So they they made her out to be a the the bad person that she was when she was actually a fucking victim of a horrible, heinous sexual assault on camera with multiple production people around, Tyra around. Just watching it, seeing the final edit, watching it all happen, letting it all play out, and then letting Shandy take the fall for some shit that happened to her, and then blaming her for it. How fucked up is that? So no, Tyra, it's not our fault. You weren't oppressed, you fucked up, and you like You're just a terrible thing.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:39

It's called karma. Like I don't I don't really know.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:41

It's called the consequences of your actions.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:46

Wherever she may be, I believe she's I hope she's in Australia selling her hot ice cream. She's sitting in Australia, she needs to just stay there and she And don't come after Netflix. I don't want to hear about cycle 25, America's next hot mind.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:00

There's not me a cycle 25.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:01

Like we're over this. We are done being told that we are not good enough because we're not your standards. And now your standards have changed because your body has changed. Because guess what? Yeah, as you get older, your body changes, and that's just the the way life is. And I don't want to hear about how the beauty standard has changed because all of a sudden you don't fit your old beauty standard.

SPEAKER_00 1:10:23

But also, like you have the power to change the beauty standard and you perpetuated that narrative.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:29

Because she used to be skinny, because she used to be tall, skinny, and beautiful, and now she doesn't feel that, so now it's all of our problem again. Yeah, and also your problems are not my problems anymore. I got my own problem. Also, say when we become rich and famous, Tara Banks is not going to be on my radar because I don't appreciate the narrative that she has screamed into my brain. Literally yelled for fucking 15 years of my life. It's in cycle one. It's in it's insane, it's demented, it's and that's where she's at now.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:04

Like if you watch videos of Tyra, she's off a rocker. And I hope you get the help you need, Tyra. And you did not fucking try to help and reach out as Miss J.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:13

At this point. I hope she gets the help. Gets the karma you deserve. I hope she lives lives the life she deserves. And that's all. I want to end on a happier note.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:22

We love Miss J. We love Mr. J.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:24

And that's not the note I'm trying to end on. You're gonna be like, why are we talking about this?

SPEAKER_00 1:11:28

Okay, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.

Elmo World Cup Discourse And Final Bits

SPEAKER_03 1:11:30

The 2026 FIFA World Cup.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:32

Okay. All right.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:33

I want to talk about Elmo's.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:35

I saw that and I said, Elmo, last time you tried this, it didn't go well. I'm gonna just scroll past.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:42

So what happened was when the Knicks were facing the Spurs in the basketball finale.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:48

I don't know what you call it. NBA finals.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:50

Whatever. Okay. Basketball finale.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:53

Basketball series finale.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:55

Coming to you at 9 p.m.

SPEAKER_00 1:11:57

The reunion part one.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:00

In the basketball finale, Knicks versus Spurs.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:04

NBA finals.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:06

Whatever. Um, Elmo made a tweet, a TikTok. I don't know what he did, but he was like, I hope every team has fun.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:15

That was for the World Cup too, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:17

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:17

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:18

But because Sesame Street is filmed in New York, it technically takes place in New York. He's a next fan. The Knicks people went awry and were like, How fucking dare you, Elmo? Basically put Elmo's head on. Oh, saying Elmo, oh how dare you. Oh yeah, fuck you, Elmo. He should be an ex-fan.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:35

I agree. I agree.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:36

There was a new video that came out as because someone asked Elmo, what are you a fan of? Who are you a fan of the World Cup? And he was like, Elmo is a fan of Team USA. Don't make this a thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:48

Oh, I saw that. And I was like, what the fuck is he talking about?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:51

Because he was spearheaded as a villain for the Knicks. And he is a fan of Team USA.

SPEAKER_00 1:12:59

As I should fucking hope so, Elmo, because you were created in the United States as a cartoon or whatever puppet. Okay. You're doing really good, Elmo. Thank you. But I mean, like, Elmo, did you learn nothing from your last year when you were like, how's everyone doing? Not fucking good, Elmo. Not fucking good. So I I'm I was surprised to see he tried to reach out to the public for any comment on anything.

SPEAKER_02 1:13:29

That's why he said, Don't make this a thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:31

Well, I thought he would have learned his lesson last year when he asked how everyone was doing mentally, and everyone was in a downward fucking spiral. Yeah. I think it was like right after the election. Remember, he was like, How's everyone doing? Like checking into your mental health, and everyone just ripped him to shreds. And was like, Elmo, things aren't fucking good right now. Like, fuck you, Elmo. Like, they just ripped him to shreds. So when I saw, I saw the second world. I didn't see the next one. But that would have like added a look. That was another mistake. It's like, Elmo, read the fucking room, man. Yeah, he he just he was trying to People are unwell.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:06

He was trying to bring everyone together and say, no matter who wins, we are all one. No, Elmo.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:13

No, you're from New York, boy. Rep it.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:15

Yeah. He he didn't get the memo, so that's why he was really quickly trying to tie it.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:20

So he's trying to save he got he did a PR strategy to say, I'm team USA. All right. Well, I guess we'll give Elmo that one. Thank you. That way too well. Way too fucking well. I loved Elmo.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:38

Oh my God. I remember watching Sesame Street too. Oh, fucking 100 years ago. All right. Well, I said we were going to end on a happy, but now we're ending on me being old. That was our last thing? It was. I mean, we skipped a bunch of things because you started talking about 90-day fiancee.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:54

Oh, well, we I feel like we skipped, but we can end. What are we at?

SPEAKER_03 1:14:58

We're at almost two hours. Guys, you aren't going to see two hours of this. Yeah, this is not going to be a good one. This is going to be edited down to a whittle.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:05

A whittle.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:05

A whittle.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:06

And this drink was brought to you by Aunt Sandy.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:10

It's brought to you by M from Margarita.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:13

Okay, Elmo. We're done with that.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:16

T for tequila.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:17

Okay. We need to end this because apparently I'm on a podcast with fucking Elmo now. I don't have any Sesame Street characters. I can continue on with you.

Socials Listener Email And Closing Toast

SPEAKER_02 1:15:27

Would you like to give your socials for TikTok and Instagram? Okay, I'm gonna stop.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:32

Because I'm not gonna be able to fulfill this.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:34

I'm done with Elmo. Okay. I'm done with you being Elmo. So be an adult and then re-re start that one.

SPEAKER_01 1:15:44

I'm gonna leave that in though. Alright. Um, give your socials for TikTok and Instagram. Everyone get the hell out of here.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:50

Everyone but Tyra Banks and Elmo. Follow me at four underscores one two three four J-A-Y-R-L-S-E on Instagram. You can follow me on TikTok, but I post weird shit.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:01

So follow her on TikTok. Yeah. She has a bunch of followers on TikTok from that ice cream video.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:06

Yeah. I'm by I did go viral. It's almost coming up at the one-year anniversary of my viral video. Um, I got a lot of followers from that, but nobody likes my other shit. So go follow her on TikTok to YouTube like her other shit. I don't think they're kidnapping people anymore. No, and I was oppressed by TikTok. If you want to talk about oppression, Tyra Banks, I was like when I was asking questions about my ice cream truck video, they recently removed my video for violation of whatever the fuck I was talking about. Suspicious. That's suspicious. Anyways, I'm gonna go to a concert now, and she's not gonna come. Per usual, even though I invite her to every concert I go to, and then I go alone like a fucking loser.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:49

You make friends everywhere you go.

SPEAKER_00 1:16:51

Yeah, they're like fucking four years old, and I'm like, okay, cool. I good luck with life. I'm handing out life advice like I know what the fuck I'm talking about. Like, just stay in school. You're gonna you're doing great, sweetie. Like you have nothing to worry about.

SPEAKER_01 1:17:04

You're their Chris Jenner.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:06

I mean, all right. Aren't you not supposed to mix me the vacations?

SPEAKER_03 1:17:12

All right, and if you'll see if you'd like to follow myself and the podcast, you may do so on Instagram and TikTok at Emily to Grammarly Pod on Instagram and TikTok. Give me a second, we're we've had some drinks. If you'd like to watch this episode and watch on YouTube almost all the other past episodes, you may do so on YouTube, at Emily to Grammarly Pod on YouTube. If you have your own Gremlin story, you need Gremlin guidance, or you have a juicy, juicy piece of Gremlin gossip, you can email that in at Emily to Gremlied Pod at gmail.com or message or DM me on social media, whichever you prefer. And remember to let me know if you'd like to remain anonymous or not.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:56

And if you're hot, single, and normal, slide into my DMs.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:59

You could do that too. You don't want to be fully normal. Or you can message me and I can decide whether you're worthy to be vetting the candidates from now on.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:08

I can't be trusted. Yeah, let's do that now. Meanwhile, we're gonna go get Emily on Hinge and then find me some love, and I'll be back with a July update for pop culture, and I'll be like, you know, engaged to the love of my life.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:21

If you're engaged in a month, I'm gonna be scared.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:23

Tech billionaire, super hot, super rich, super young, loves Taylor Swift, loves MGK. I'm just describing myself, minus the billionaire part. Yeah. And now the outro, please.

SPEAKER_03 1:18:36

All the action I'm saying at the end of every episode. If you have episode theme or topic suggestions, or you have guest suggestions, someone you want to see and hear on this podcast, email that in, emily to gramlaypod at gmail.com or message or DM me on social media, whichever you prefer. I do have a couple of guests that I'm talking to. I'm hoping Losers.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:59

Just kidding. I'm kidding. All guests are welcome.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:00

I'm hoping I can book them. Don't listen to her. Yeah, don't listen to her. Super, super jealous.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:04

Yeah, hater.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:06

Super hater. And that is our episode. Good God. So make sure to like, follow, share, subscribe, rate five stars, do all the things. We're gonna cheers out. Cheers to you, cheers to me, cheers to Jay, and cheers to her. Finding a money. I was gonna say a husband. A husband with money. Oh with no prena.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:28

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 1:19:28

Cheers. Cheers. Woo! Cheersies.

SPEAKER_00 1:19:31

Meaning new thanks for choosing Red Lobster.